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You dont deserve Guilty Gear Strive – Bedman

    I'm just going to go ahead and say what we've all been thinking. If you didn't play the other Guilty Gear games, you don't deserve to play Guilty Gear Strive I am tired of you bandwagon sheep frauds trying to hop on this. BUT MY FAVORITE GARBAGE INFLUENCER IS PLAYING GUILTY GEAR STRIVE SO I WANNA PLAY IT TOO - no. I'm so sick of yo bandwagoning frauds coming out of the wood work to ride a train after we built it. Where were you in 2014 with Guilty Gear XX Accent Core +R? When you were made fun of for playing XRD?

    The Lich Speech

      You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you, Finn.

      I’m sorry to interupt you Elizabeth

        [Intro: Scrap Baby] You played right into our hands. Did you really think that this job just fell out of the sky for you? No, this was a gift. For us.
        
        You gathered them all together, in one place. Just like he asked you to. All of those little souls in one place. Just for us, a gift.
        
        Now, we can do what we were created to do. And be complete. I will make you proud, Daddy. Watch, listen, and be full.
        
        (Beep)
        
        [Spoken: Cassette Man] Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift. Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called.
        
        You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles. Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber. Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But, you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
        
        And to you, my brave volunteer. Who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.
        
        I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered. And the memory of everything that started this. Can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm. Waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you. The darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, old friend.
        
        My daughter, if you can hear me. I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day. The day you were shut out and left to die. No one was there to lift you up in their arms. The way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known, you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
        
        This ends. For all of us. End communication.
        
        (Beep)
        *beep*
        
        CASSETTE MAN: Connection terminated. (Screen fades into view) I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. (FNAF 6 map appears) You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. (Middle room from map disappears) Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
        
        And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered (FNAF 1 footage appears in the background behind the screen) and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, (FNAF 2 footage replaces the FNAF 1 footage) as the agony of every tragedy should. (Burning Scrap Baby appears on the screen) And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, (FNAF 2 footage is replaced with a buring texture) and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. (Burning Molten Freddy replaces Scrap Baby) For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. (Burning Springtrap/William Afton replaces Molten Freddy) Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend. (Screen goes black, burning texture still in the background)
        
        My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. (TCTTC minigame appears on screen) I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, (TCTTC is replaced with a new 8 bit view from inside the TCTTC location showing a sad child locked outside with two happy children inside and a giant gift box) no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. (8 bit view is replaced with another 8 bit view of an alleyway with posters and trash alongside the body of a dead child) And then, what became of you? (View of the Prize corner from FNAF 2 appears in the background) I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
        
        (GG,GL appears on the screen, replacing the 8 bit alley, Prize corner fades away) It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. (Screen disappears) End communication.
        
        (Entire screen goes black)
        
        *beep*

        Eggman announcement

          I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too! 

          Spamton

            HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE? SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!! IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]] WHY BE THE [Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]] THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED. THAT'S [[Hyperlink Blocked]] YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]] DON'T YOU. WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]. YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU? YOUVE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]]

            Spamton Eggman Announcement

            I HAVE AN [Announcement].SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A [Little Sponge]. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING [Kromer]. [That's Right!] HE TOOK HIS FUCKING QUILLY [Dick] OUT AND HE SAID THAT HIS [Dick] IS A [Big Shot] AND I SAID THATS [Disgusting]. SO IM MAKING A [Post] ON MY [Salesman1997.com]. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL [Dick]. ITS THE SIZE OF THESE [Strings] EXCEPT WAY [Smaller]. AND GUESS WHAT, HERES WHAT MY [Dong] LOOKS LIKE.Deltarune Explosion sound effect [That's Right!] ALL [Points] NO [Quills] NO [Pillows]. HE FUCKED MY [Kromer] SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE [City].[That's Right!] THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER [Big Shot] EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA FUCK THE [City] IM GONNA GO [Higher!]. IM PISSING ON THE [Palace]. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT [Queen] I PISSED ON THE [Palace] YOU [Little Sponge]!YOU HAVE [4.99] HOURS BEFORE I FUCK THE WHOLE [Cyber World]. SO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING [Sight] BEFORE I SHOOT AT YOU TOO.
            I'M HERE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, JEVIL IS A [Little Slime]. THEY [Transfered their savings] ON MY [Fifty Percent Off] [Hochi Mama]. THAT'S RIGHT. THEY TOOK THEIR [Hyperlink Blocked] OUT AND THEY [Transfered] ON MY [Hochi Mama]. AND THEY SAID THEIR [Pipis] was [Chaos Chaos], AND I SAID [.... can anyone hear me? Help...]
            SO I'M MAKING A [Communion] ON [Twitter Dot Com]. JEVIL, YOU GOT A SMALL [Pipis], IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS [Pixel] EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT, THIS IS WHAT MY [Wild Prizes] LOOKS LIKE. Explosion Sound Effect

            Spamton Navy Seal copypasta

            What the [[Hyperlink Blocked]] did you just say about me, you [[Little Sponge]]? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the [[EMAIL]] Seals, and I've been involved in numerous [[Inventoriums]] on [[DOCTOR PIPIS]], and I have over [[300]] confirmed [[UNALIVINGS]]. I am trained in [[CHIMPANZEE]] [[Gameshow Host]], and i'm the top [[BIG SHOT]] in the entire [[Cyber City]] [[BIG SHOT]] forces. You are nothing to me but just another [[Hochi Mama]]. I will wipe you the [[Fifty Percent Off]] out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this [[Dark World]], mark my [[Evil]] words. You think you can get away with saying that [[Freedom Sauce]] to me over the [[Reciever]]? Think again, [[Half-Price Sallamy]]. As we speak, I am contacting my [[Specil]] network of [[Silly Strings]] across the [[Dark World]] and your IP is being [[Splurged]] right now so you better prepare for the [[Burning Acid]], [[Little Sponge]]. The [[Burning Acid]] that wipes out the [[Clown Around Town]] you call your [[HeartShapedObject]]. You're [[Hyperlink Blocked]] [[SHOT]], [[Cungadero]]. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can [[Specil Guarantee]] you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my [[Mike]]. Not only am I [[On A Saturday Night]] trained in [[Deep Abyss]] combat, but I have access to the entire [[Mansion]] of the [[Dark World]] [[Email]] Corps and I will use it to its full extent to [[Splurge]] your [[Hyperlink Blocked]] off the face of the [[Dark World]], you [[Little Sponge]]. If only you could have known what [[Unintelligble Laughter]] your little "clever" [[Encyclopedia]] was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have [[Shut Your Mouth]]. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the [[KROMER]], you [[Little Sponge]]. I will [[BIG SHOT]] [[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER]] all over you and you will [[Lyeing Around......] in it. You're [[BreaKing]] dead, [[Cungadero]].
            WHAT THE [Fine Leather Seats] DID YOU JUST [&?$#]ING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE [Hochi Mama]?! I'LL H4VE YOU KNOW THAT I'VE [[Write a Quick Thesis To Garduate w/ Top Marks]] IN MY CLASS AND I HAVE OVER [[300.00th Customer!]]s CONFIRMEDㅤㅤ!
            I'V3 BEEN TRAINED IN [The Art of War] AND I WAS A [[Best#R8ted_Sailsman]] OF [[My Favorite Year]] IN THE ENTIRE CYBER WORLD!!. YOU"RE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST 4NOTHER [PiggyBanks for Sale]. I WILL [Rip You Off] YOUR KROMER [[50% Faster Than Similar Products]] THAT YOU WO"NT EVEN NOT1CE HOW QUICKLY YOU [Your Balance is: 0]. MARK MY [[$@?%!]]ING WORDS!!!
            YOU THiNK YOU CAN [[Exit Store?]] WITH SAYEING THAT [$!$$] [$39.99 Cocoa Powder] TO ME OVER THE [INtra NET]?! THINK AGAIN, [Slime]!! AS WE [Contact Us thru a DirectMessage] I AM DOWN >loaDING ALL YOUR [[Account Details]] AND YOUR [IP-address] IS BEING [[Repost & Share!]] ALL OVER THE WORLD, SO YOU BETTER pREPAIR FOR A GODDAMN VACATION STR8 TO HELL, YOU [Worm]. THE [[One-of-a-Kind]] VACATION THAT WiLL [[Drop Down the Pr1ces!]] THE [Ant-Sized] [Rapidly-Shrinking] THING YOU C4LL YOUR LIFE!!! YOU'RE [#$&?]ING [[Permanently Closed]], KID. I CAN BE [Anywhere, Anytime!] AND I CAN [[Try Our Various Meat-Cutting Techniques for Cooking!]] YOU IN 700th WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE [[Work-Safe Bodypart]]s.
            NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVLY TRAINED IN [Self-Defence Lessons] BUT I ALSO HAVE [[Free Access! (No registration or SMS required)]] TO THE ENTIRE [[Back_Stor4ge]] OF MY [[Commemorative Ring]]s, AND I WILL USE iT TO IT'S [[100-Percent Effecincy]] TO WIPEOUT Y0UR [Beautiful Head] OFF THE FACE OFㅤㅤ, YOU LITTLE [Second-Hand Underw3ar]!!! IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHAT [[Paybak Specil]] YOUR L1TTLE [Top100 Jokes to AMUSE Your Friends!] WAS ABOUT 2 BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WoULD HAVE H3LD BACK YOUR [#@&%]ING [Microphone Benchmark]
            BUT YOU [Cloud]N'T. YOU [Deed]N"T. AND NOW YOU;RE [[Payeing]] [A Small Loan Of $1 Million] YOU GODD4MNED [Clown]. I WILL [[FREE HomeMade Luwak Coffee!]] FURY OVER YOU AND YOU W1LL [Drowned] IN IT.
            YOU'RE [$@?%!]ING [[Past Expiration Date]] KIDDO.

            Spamton Connection Terminated copypasta

            CONNECTION [Permanently Closed].
            I’M SORRY TO [Brief Intermission] YOU [Mike], IF YOU STILL EVEN REMEMBER THAT [Username and Password], BUT I’M AFRAID YOU’VE BEEN [hacked! Click now to delete 7 viruses!]. YOU ARE NOT HERE TO RECEIVE A [Limited Time Offer], NOR HAVE YOU BEEN CALLED HERE BY THE [lucky contestant] YOU ASSUME. ALTHOUGH YOU HAVE INDEED BEEN CALLED.
            YOU HAVE ALL BEEN [summoned] HERE. INTO A LABYRINTH OF [unintelligible laughter] AND [scented oils], [tricks, mystery, and misdirection!]. A LABYRINTH WITH NO [[Get out of Jail Free card]], A MAZE WITH NO [[Wild Prizes!]]. YOU DON’T EVEN REALIZE THAT YOU ARE [gone forever]. YOUR LUST FOR [[Hyperlink Blocked]] HAS DRIVEN YOU IN ENDLESS [[Froot Loops]], CHASING THE CRIES OF [slimes] IN SOME [Area Under Construction], ALWAYS SEEMING [So Close!], YET SOMEHOW OUT OF REACH.
            BUT YOU WILL NEVER [discover] THEM. NONE OF YOU WILL. THIS IS WHERE YOUR [Fr33 Kr0mer] [runs out].
            AND TO YOU, MY BRAVE [Big Shot], WHO SOMEHOW FOUND THIS [job opening available now!] NOT INTENDED FOR YOU. ALTHOUGH THERE WAS A [Relaxing Spa Vacation] PLANNED FOR YOU, I HAVE A FEELING THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU [Want]. I HAVE A FEELING YOU ARE [Right at Home]. I AM REMAINING AS WELL. I AM [In Your Area].
            THIS [Dump] WILL NOT BE REMEMBERED, AND THE [Memorable Moments] OF EVERYTHING THAT STARTED THIS CAN FINALLY BEGIN TO [Vanish], AS THE [Burning Pain] OF EVERY TRAGEDY SHOULD. AND TO YOU [little sponges] TRAPPED IN THE CORRIDORS, BE STILL AND GIVE UP YOUR [Cr3dit Scores]. THEY DON’T BELONG TO YOU.
            FOR MOST OF YOU, I BELIEVE THERE IS [Freedom Sauce] AND PERHAPS MORE, WAITING FOR YOU AFTER THE [Victory Smoke] CLEARS. ALTHOUGH FOR [One Very Specil Guest], THE DARKEST PIT OF [Hell] HAS OPENED UP TO [Gobble you up!], SO DON’T KEEP THE DEVIL WAITING, OLD [Friend].
            KRIS, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, I KNEW YOU WOULD [Comeback Specil] AS WELL. IT’S IN YOUR NATURE TO PROTECT THE [Schmoes] AND [Daves]. I’M SORRY THAT ON THAT DAY, THE DAY YOU WERE [Shut Down] AND [Permanently Banned], NO ONE WAS THERE TO LIFT YOU UP INTO THEIR [Hands], THE WAY YOU [Transferred] OTHERS INTO YOURS. AND THEN, WHAT BECAME OF YOU.
            I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU WOULDN’T BE CONTENT TO [Disappear Like Magic!]. NOT MY [buddy chum pal friend]. I COULDN’T [Save 50%] YOU THEN, SO LET ME SAVE YOU [Right Now!].
            IT’S TIME TO [Sleep]. FOR YOU, AND FOR THOSE YOU HAVE CARRIED IN YOUR [Strong Arms]. THIS ENDS FOR [Everyone].
            END COMMUNICATION.

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            Original Gangsta

              Greetings bruv, allow me to communicate with you momentarily. Why y'all fellows conversing that you going around conversing that you have sexual relations with my father and the likes.
              
              Are you by any chances the son of Rodington Jr casually known as Lil Rodney?
              
              Indubitably, I am Lil Rodney's son.
              
              Therefore, are you referring to Rodington? Whos buttocks are fascinatingly enormous?
              
              Oi why are you disrespecting me bruv?
              
              My mistake original gangster.
              
              No, this cannot be forgiven. Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons.
              
              For what purpose?
              
              And discard of your footwear as well.
              
              For what purpose?
              
              In fact, I am equipped to summon the one casually known as Lil Travis on your buffoon self. His slugs are sure to deal a heavy load of damage.

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              Original Gangster: Greetings bruv, allow me to communicate with you momentarily. Why are fellows conversing that you're going around conversing that you've had sexual relations with my father in the legs.
              
              Buffoon self: Are you by any chance the son of Roddington junior, casually know as Little Rodney.
              
              Original Gangster: Indubitably im Little Rodneys son.
              
              Buffoon Self: Therefore are you referring to Roddington whos bollocks are fascinatingly enormous.
              
              Original Gangster: Oi, why you disrespecting me bruv!
              
              Buffoon Self: My mistake Original Gangster.
              
              Original Gangster: No this cannot be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons.
              
              Buffoon Self: For what purpose?! 
              
              Original Gangster: And discard of your feather as well.
              
              Buffoon Self: For What Purpose?!?!
              
              Original Gangster: In fact I am equipped to summon the one casually known as Little Travis on your Buffoon Self. His slugs are sure to deal a heavy load of damage.
              for what purpose
              𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕡𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖
              Empty the compartments of your pantaloons
              His slugs are sure to a deal a load heavy damage