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Markiplier’s FNAF but everytime he says his name it skips to the next video

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    Hello everybody my name is Ma-
    "Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[ambience]_ _[animatronic head whirring]_ ... what the hell... HOHH HO HOHH, HOH HO HOH HO HOH... _[shock]_ AUHHHOHOHHOHHOUHOHHUAHUAHUAHOHHHH... AUHHHOHHHOH _[animatronic sound]_ ... _[clears throat]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- The first night is never usually that bad in any of the games so i'll play through _[jumpscare]_ AAAUUFAAUFA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- ... _[jumpscare]_ AAAUUUFA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[door creaks]_ _[jumpscare]_ AUUUHHFA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _"There's no doubting what you've achieved on a technical level, these are clearly state of the art. There are just certain... design choices that were made for these robots that we don't fully understand. We were hoping that you could shed some light on those." "She can dance, she can sing, she's equipped with a built in helium-tank for inflating balloons right at her fingertips, she can take song requests, she can even dispense ice cream." "With all due respect, those aren't the design choices we were curious about Mr. Afton."_ ... Mr. Afton?- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[audio prompt playing]_ _[jumpscare]_ HAAAA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma-s _[inhale through nose]_ ... Hi. Hello everybody my name is Ma- Okay, _[waving]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[click]_ Hmm, _[click]_ ... eugh, Hi guys, my name is Ma- Alright let's do this, aah, Hello everybody my name is Ma- Ahh, that is creepy- Ohh no don't do that, ohh don't fo- aww that's horrible. Euuuhhhhh, eeeeeugh, euuuuugh.- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[light whirring]_ Oh shit, uh. _[light flash]_ Oh shit, okay god. _[thud]_ UAGH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Aaand you'll never find me, hehehehehehe _"This area is off limits."_ oh my GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GAAH- _[jumpscare]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- What're you doin here you're early, I haven't even done the intro yet. Go away.- _[puzzle beeping]_ _"Good news, it is almost- a- c- ock-"_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[microphone muted]_ _[music box playing]_ _[ambient drones]_ Hi, god, I was muted. I do that... EVERY TIME. I never forget to unmute when I'm streaming hi, hello, my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody, my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[dragging]_ _"Ehehaehaeehaehaehaehaehae..."_ _[5 footsteps]_ ... _[ambient noise]_ _[2 footsteps]_ _[sudden ambient noise]_ _[metal clanking]_ _[Burntrap yelling]_ _[metal clanking]_ _[7 footsteps]_ _[pod moving parts]_ _[pod opening]_ _"hhhhmhmhmhmhmhmhm..."_ _[9 foosteps]_ _[jumpscare]_ _[character falls]_ Hooh? Wha? Huh? Hwha? Huh, Hnh?- Hello everybody my name is Ma- OOOOUUH, _[door opening]_ what the f- wwhAAt, WAYAA- _[jumpscare]_ _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- WOugh.. _[banging]_ Fucking.. You better be gone.. _[jumpscare]_ AAAAGH- _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- I'm dead. _[door opening]_ Oh my god I'm not dead. _[whirring]_ a- _[jumpscare]_ AAAAHH- _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- ... Okay, I wonder if w- B- WHY??.. IS THAT POSSIBLE?? [17 footsteps] Ohh I- _[jumpscare] AAAAH- _[transition sound]_ Warning this game contains flashlights, very loud noises and lots of jumpscares. Lots? I'll be the judge of that!- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Ohh no.. B- hah- I dont wanna go in the t- AAAAA- _[jumpscare]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Why would I run for it, I'm running for it. Why would I do this? I don't know. ʲᵘˢᵗ don't open _[inhale]_ _[jumpscare]_ OOOOHHH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- You okay? ... Chica? You alright? _[jumpscare]_ hAGH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Okay whatever I think this is my chance, maybe? _[crumbling]_ Ohh, oh- _[jumpscare]_ AAGH- ... _[suddenly]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Oh? Oh god... I see movemen- oh HOH HEY HOUH OH MY GOD- _[impact sfx]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[impact sfx]_ Aww, aww, Ah. _[buzzing]_ _[impact sfx]_ _"Hehehehehehehehehhe"_ Awww... _[2 impact sfx]_ Aww man, you don't understand how happy I am to see you. You too.- Hello, my name is Ma- Oh my god don't do this to me... _"-go back to sleep! no one is here!"_ _[machine noises]_ ... No one's here... Oh my god no one's here. HEY- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[impact sfx]_ _[door closing]_ Oh there we go. Am I actually- oh my god I can teleport. Hoh, hohh.- Hello everybody my name is Ma- See it doe- eegh- hooh... It just doesn't seem like... I w- _[jumpscare]_ AAAGH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Oh my god oh my god. Oh my- _[jumpscare]_ OH MY GOD- Hello everybody my name is Ma- It's okay... it's okay, it's okay, it's okay there you go, there you go, there you g- b- _[jumpscare]_ AAAGH- So I do this with my left... _[2 zaps]_ Right. _[placing down noise]_ And then I.. _[woosh sound]_ _[ding sound]_ woahh! _[woosh sound]_ _[ding sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- There's some kinda laughing... _[electric buzzing]_ _[jumpscare]_ AAH- _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[drawer sound]_ _[4 key clicks]_ _[positive sound]_ It- _[revealing sound]_ Ohhh... _[woosh sound]_ Ohh.- 1983, 1983 was the answer.- Oh god I forgot I actually need to play this, and finish it I dunno. Good g- lllord.- Hello everybody, my name is Ma- I'm coming to getcha! _[door opening]_ Dont! AGH- _[jumpscare sound]_ _[character grunts]_ Well ain't that pretty. _[monitor powers on]_ I think it's really pretty, I gotta admit. Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hoh... _[jumpscare]_ hheAAGH- ... Hello everybody my name is Ma- Laa~ laa~ lala lala...- _[ambient groaning]_ _[inhaled sarcastic yelling]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma-" real

    What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard

      Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it script

      Its from from Billy Madison (1995) where the principal criticised Billy for his incoherent ramblings. The line is often used as a copypasta to roast people online.

      What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

      Gimmie Gimmie Chicken Tendies

        A classic 4chan chicken tendies pasta

        The poem originated from 4chan as part of a family of tendies (chicken nuggets) greentext stories. It was popularize after voice-overs of the poem was done by Youtubers.

        Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
        Gimme gimme chicken nugs, Be they crispy or scraped from rugs. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me nuggets near and far. Enjoy my tasty nuggly treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my nuggets none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Nuggies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Nuggets are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't nugs, tendies or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the nuggets that I've yearned. But there's no nuggets on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "NUGGETS NUGGETS GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who shan't be smug: Never forget my chicken nugs.

        Packgod vs Drunk Egirl script

          Packgod vs Drunk Egirls
          “BILL FROM BILL AND MANDY SPECIAL-NEEDS VIGILANTE HAIR CUT…”

          Its the entire roast script of Packgod destroying the drunk egirls in his video. 

          stop playing bruh IF YOU DON’T GET YO BILL FROM BILL AND MANDY SPECIAL-NEEDS VIGILANTE HAIR CUT COST YOU 4 RARE CANDIES DUST DIVOT DISABLED CRICKET EDATING A MINECRAFT PIGLET POVERTY STRIKEN BRAZZERS SUBSCRIPTION SEVERE ADDICTION POPEYES CHICKEN JOSH AND DRAKE POLLUTED LAKE FOR YO BIRTHDAY YO MAMA BROUGHT YOU URINAL CAKE “YEAH THANKS MOM” LOOKING A$$ STOP PLAYING BRUH YOU LOOK LIKE A OMNISEXUAL BANANA CHIP YOU LOOK LIKE CURISOUS GEORGE’S ALBINO STEP COUSIN INQUISITOR HARROLD “monkey sounds” STOP PLAYING BRUH YO DAD STUCK A ACORN UP HIS BUTTHOLE AND CALLED HIMSELF THE CRIMSON CHESTNUT THEY HELD THE 2022 INSECT OLYMPICS IN YO HOUSE YOU GOT ANTS BACKSTROKING IN YOUR TOILET RATS DRAG RACING ICE TRAYS BED BUGS FENCING ON YOUR PILLOW AND B*TCH A CRICKET JUST WON A GOLD MEDAL FOR HITTING A 5 INCH JAVENLIN JUMP ON YO DESK WITH A PENCIL “YEEEEAAAHHHHHOOOOOOO” STOP PLAYING BRUH YO DAD STARTED BEATING YOU WITH A RAKE SO YOU SAID WATASHI WA OHIO HERO AND STARTED SPINNING AROUND LIKE A PARAPLEGIC NINJAGO CHARACTER BRUH IF YOU DON’T GET YO JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN LOOKING A$$ BRUH YOU AND YO BROTHER KADE A TRANSMUTATION CIRCLE IN YO BEDROOM TO BRING BACK YO HAIRLINE FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE YO HALF IRON ALCHEMIST LOOKING A$$ STOP PLAYING BRUH YOU WAS GETTING BULLIED AT SCHOOL SO YOU GLUED A PEBBLE TO EACH ONE OF YO FINGERS AND STARTED SNAPPING BRO THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DELETE HALF OF THE CLASS GOODY LOOKIN A$$ BRUH YOU CALLED YOURSELF ALABAMA JONES AND STARTED WHIPPIN PIDGEONS ON THE SIDEWALK WITH A JUMPROPE “WHAAAATTTS WHAATTTTS WAAHHHHASTYTS WAAHAAAAHHHTTD” YOU ANIMAL ABUSING HAVING A$$ BRUH YOU GOT 13 SORCERER OPPOSEUMS WITH WIZARDS HATS RIGHT NOW IN YO BASEMENT HUDDLE AROUND A FURNACE DOING A DARK ARTS RESURRECTION RITUAL ON A DEAD COCKROACH “HUHHHAHAHAHAHAAA” AND YOU TIRED TURNING ON YO PHONE BY STICKING A FIREFLY IN THE HDMI PORT AND JUST SHAKING IT REALL FAST BRUH SHUT UP YOU THOUGHT ICE SPICE WAS A NEW DORITOS FLAVOR “HADAAA” YOU KILLED A ROACH IN YO BEDROOM WITH A BANJO AND THOUGHT YOU WERE PLAYING GULTAR HERO “DING DING DING DING DING DING”

          PACKGOD vs Jack Doherty

            Packgod vs Jack Doherty
            “You look like Justin Bieber fused with a geometry dash square”

            Entire script of Packgod roasting Jack Doherty in his latest video. Packgod is a Youtuber who makes videos roasting other internet celebrities on a Discord call. 

            I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M TIRED OF JACK! I'M TIRED OF YO CONTENT FAKING, ONLYFANS GIRL PIMPING, SUPER CAR FLEXING, MAN BABY FACE HAVING, EGOTISTICAL, SELF RIGHTEOUS, DISRESPECTFUL, PILE OF HEATED UP HORSE MANURE! BITCH YOU SPREAD ACROSS THE INTERNET LIKE A BUBONIC PLAGUE, YOU LOOK LIKE A 7 YEAR OLD, YOUR FACE DOESN'T AGE, YOU MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OFF OF ONLYFANS GIRLS WHILE PAYING THEM MINIMUM WAGE, "ILL DO ANYTHING FOR CLOUT, WHATEVER IT TAKES!" LOOKIN ASS!!! PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY, CLASH OF CLANS BUILDER, BOB THE BUILDER OFF OF PERCOCET LOOKING ASS MOTHERFUCKER! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER INFUSED WITH A GEOMETRY DASH SQUARE! BITCH YOUR THE MODERN PERSONIFICATION OF BLING BLING BOY FROM JOHNNY TEST! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG BUSTING IT DOWN ON THE COVER OF A KIDZ BOP GREATEST HITS ALBUM! "I'M AN INFLUENCER! LOOK AT ME!" BITCH THE ONLY THING YOU EVER INFLUENCED WAS YOUR DAD TO TAKE BIRTH CONTROL! BITCH I'M COMING AT YOU LIKE A BALLISTIC MISSLE! BITCH YOU BUILT LIKE A STICK OF PEANUT BRITTLE! YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S LOVE FOR YOU IS ARTIFICIAL! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE RALPHIE OFF OF THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS AND I'M BOUTTA SCHOOL YOU LIKE MRS. FRIZZLE! BITCH SHUT YO UNDERCOOKED, DISILLUSIONED, THEORETICAL, FROG FACED, NIPPLE WART, COSTO CHICKEN BAKED, HARLEM SHAKING, REVERBERATING, MANIACAL, UNRELIABLE, MIDGET, URINE STAIN LOOKING ASS THE FUCK UP! BITCH YOU JERK OFF IN THE MIRROR, SCRATCH YOU BALLS, AND LICK YOUR FINGERS, YOU A DISGRACE TO YOUR FAMILY AND HUMANITY, WHEN I SEE YOUR VIDEOS I LOSE MY SANITY, AND YOUR BUILT LIKE AN UNDERDEVELOPED SEAN HANNITY! SHUT YO DUMBASS THE FUCK UP!!! NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU! FUCK YOU FOR PROMOTING ONLYFANS! FUCK YOU FOR PROMOTING GAMBLING! YOUR A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!
*mic dropped*

            Greetings my given name is Richard Harrison

              Richard Harrison from Pawn Stars copypasta

              Started as a comment for another Richard Harrison copypasta back in 2016. OP has deleted their Reddit account but the original comment and copypasta still lives on.

              Greetings; my given name is Richard Harrison and the facility we have entered is a retail establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal parental unit, alias, "Elderly Male," and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the identity, "Large Hoss." Each individual item currently possessed by my fine retail establishment beholds a lengthy narrative and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acqulred for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually lnformed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, future, or present, be aware of by means of observation or inqulry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired and distributed simultaneously.