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Hormona Lisa

    Hormona Lisa is a contestant in RuPaul's Drag Race
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    Hey y’all!!! My name is Hormona Lisa. That is like the Mona Lisa, but a whore. I am from Tennessee, and in the south there is a lot of confusion and hatred around drag, and that is just coming from the queens trying to do drag. I mean look at this group they’re obviously all confused and I hate that for them. The hardest part about doing drag in the south is maintaining your tuck while having swamp ass. Am I right TS?! But seriously, it’s a scary time to be a drag queen; politicians want to legislate us out of existence, religious groups want to pray the gay away, and RuPaul wants our combined life force so she can live one more century. My favorite part about doing drag is the sense of community, the rich history and the ability to spread joy and beauty across the land any chance I get. Joy and Beauty are what I call my legs, and I’d be happy to spread ‘em. Well my tuck just popped so that’s my time. 
    Hey ‼️ Y’all!!! 💃💃💃 My 😀 name 📛 is Hormona Lisa. That 👌😤 is like ☘️ the Mona Lisa, but 🤔 a whore. 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏽‍♀️☎️ I 👈 am 💁🏼👸 from 🧚‍♀️ Tennessee, and in 👏 the south ⬇ there 😌 is a lot 👑 of confusion ❓🤔 and hatred around 🔁 drag, and that 👇 is just 😤😤 coming 🔜 from 💋 the queens trying 🧚🏼‍♀️🔥💖🌝 to do 🚶‍♂️ drag. I 🤠 mean 😏 look 👀 at this group 👩‍👩‍👧 they’re 👨 obviously 🙄 all 🤠 confused 😖 and I 👥 hate 😡 that 👏 for ♿🤙 them. 💸 The hardest part 🏻 about 👏 doing 😙 drag in ⏳ the south ⬇ is maintaining your 💃 tuck while 🐏 having 🈶 swamp 👑 ass. 🐴 Am 👹😈 I 🙋‍♂️😏 right 🥵 TS?! ✨ But 😜 seriously, 😒 it’s a scary 👻 time 🥺💖🧚🏻‍♀️🌟 to be 🐝🐝 a drag queen; 👸🏾 politicians want 🤲 to legislate us 👯‍♀️ out 🐜 of existence, 🙊🤣 religious 🙏 groups want 😍 to pray 🤲 the gay 🏳️‍🌈 away, 🔜💨 and RuPaul wants 😋 our 💩 combined life 👫👫 force ✊ so she 💁‍♀️ can 😎 live 🐙 one ☝🏻 more ➕ century. 👴 My 😊 favorite 😍 part 💔 about 🏫 doing 👗 drag is the sense 🤓💰 of community, 💰 the rich 💲 history 🚫 and the ability to spread 👐 joy 😂 and beauty 💇 across 😏 the land 🇦🇲 any 🕺 chance 😨 I 🙀 get. ❌❌🤷‍♂️ Joy 🥳 and Beauty 👄 are what 💭 I 🤞🤞 call 😉 my 😎 legs, 🍗🤗 and I’d 🙏 be 😫 happy ⛄ to spread 👐 ‘em. 👨‍👩‍👦 Well 😦🤒 my 👀 tuck just 🚫 popped 💥 so that’s 👏 my ⛵ time. ⏰

    Dream’s Crashout (Evil Plan)

      Dream's crashout

      From Dream’s crashout on stream after his fallout with Tommyinnit.

      ALL MY EVIL PLANS... ITS COME TOGETHER! ALL OF THE MEMBERS OF THE DREAMSMP ARE UNDER NDA AND THEY HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS! AND I'VE BEEN SIPHONING EVERY DOLLAR THEY'VE MADE FROM ALL THE CLOUT THAT I GAVE THEM! CAUSE I MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! AND I HAVE THEIR PARENTS NUMBERS AND I WILL HAVE THEM EXECUTED! EXECUTED! IF THEY SAY ANOTHER BAD WORD! ANOTHER BAD WORD! THEY. WILL PERISH. I WILL KILL ALL OF THEM. AND ALSO SECRETLY, I HATE ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU! BECAUSE OF YOUR GENDER AND YOUR SEX AND BECAUSE I'M HOMOPHOBIC. I HATE ALL OF YOU AND I ALWAYS HAVE. YOU GOT ME! BUT ITS TOO LATE, ITS GONE THROUGH. THE PLAN IS BEEN EXECUTED. AHA! I'LL SEE YOU GUYS SOON... IN HELL.
      ALL MY EVIL PLANS👿 ...ITS COME TOGETHER 👿! ALL OF THE MEMBERS OF THE DREAMSMP ARE UNDER NDA AND THEY HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS🗣️ ! AND I'VE BEEN SIPHENING EVERY DOLLAR THEY'VE MADE FROM ALL THE CLOUT THAT I GAVE THEM🙌 ! CAUSE I MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM😡 ! AND I HAVE THEIR PARENTS NUMBERS AND I WILL HAVE THEM EXECUTED☠️ ! EXECUTED💀 ! IF THEY SAY ANOTHER BAD WoRD🤬 ! ANOTHER BAD WORD🚫 ! THEY🤦 . WILL PERISH🙅 . I WILL KILL ALL OF THEM😤 . AND ALSO SECRETLY, I HATE ALL OF YOU🗣️ ! ALL OF YOU 🗣️ ! FOR YOUR GENDER🚻 FOR YOUR SEX❤️‍🔥 AND BECAUSE IM HOMOPHOBIC ❌ I HATE ALL OF YOU 😡 AND I ALWAYS HAVE 🤬 
      ALL MY EVIL PLANS 🔥👹✍🏿…ITS COME TOGETHER 😈✊🏿! ALL OF THE MEMBERS 👨‍🦰OF THE DREAMSMP 🌈ARE UNDER NDA👽 AND THEY HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS‼️🗣️🙌🏿 ! AND I'VE BEEN SIPHENING 🫰EVERY DOLLAR🤑 THEY'VE MADE FROM ALL THE CLOUT THAT I GAVE THEM🎁🙌 ! CAUSE I MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM🫃🏼 ! AND I HAVE THEIR PARENTS👰🏿‍♂️ NUMBERS 🧮AND I WILL HAVE THEM EXECUTED☠️ ! EXECUTED💀 ! IF THEY SAY ANOTHER BAD WoRD🤬 ! ANOTHER BAD WORD🚫 ! THEY🤦 . WILL PERISH🙅 . I WILL KILL ALL OF THEM👺😤‼️ . AND ALSO SECRETLY, I HATE ALL OF YOU🗣️ ! ALL OF YOU 🤯 ! FOR YOUR GENDER👯‍♂️ FOR YOUR SEX🦶 AND BECAUSE IM HOMOPHOBIC 💯 I HATE ALL OF YOU💖 AND I ALWAYS HAVE 🤬

      Markiplier’s FNAF but everytime he says his name it skips to the next video

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        Hello everybody my name is Ma-
        "Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[ambience]_ _[animatronic head whirring]_ ... what the hell... HOHH HO HOHH, HOH HO HOH HO HOH... _[shock]_ AUHHHOHOHHOHHOUHOHHUAHUAHUAHOHHHH... AUHHHOHHHOH _[animatronic sound]_ ... _[clears throat]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- The first night is never usually that bad in any of the games so i'll play through _[jumpscare]_ AAAUUFAAUFA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- ... _[jumpscare]_ AAAUUUFA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[door creaks]_ _[jumpscare]_ AUUUHHFA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _"There's no doubting what you've achieved on a technical level, these are clearly state of the art. There are just certain... design choices that were made for these robots that we don't fully understand. We were hoping that you could shed some light on those." "She can dance, she can sing, she's equipped with a built in helium-tank for inflating balloons right at her fingertips, she can take song requests, she can even dispense ice cream." "With all due respect, those aren't the design choices we were curious about Mr. Afton."_ ... Mr. Afton?- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[audio prompt playing]_ _[jumpscare]_ HAAAA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma-s _[inhale through nose]_ ... Hi. Hello everybody my name is Ma- Okay, _[waving]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[click]_ Hmm, _[click]_ ... eugh, Hi guys, my name is Ma- Alright let's do this, aah, Hello everybody my name is Ma- Ahh, that is creepy- Ohh no don't do that, ohh don't fo- aww that's horrible. Euuuhhhhh, eeeeeugh, euuuuugh.- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[light whirring]_ Oh shit, uh. _[light flash]_ Oh shit, okay god. _[thud]_ UAGH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Aaand you'll never find me, hehehehehehe _"This area is off limits."_ oh my GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GAAH- _[jumpscare]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- What're you doin here you're early, I haven't even done the intro yet. Go away.- _[puzzle beeping]_ _"Good news, it is almost- a- c- ock-"_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[microphone muted]_ _[music box playing]_ _[ambient drones]_ Hi, god, I was muted. I do that... EVERY TIME. I never forget to unmute when I'm streaming hi, hello, my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody, my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[dragging]_ _"Ehehaehaeehaehaehaehaehae..."_ _[5 footsteps]_ ... _[ambient noise]_ _[2 footsteps]_ _[sudden ambient noise]_ _[metal clanking]_ _[Burntrap yelling]_ _[metal clanking]_ _[7 footsteps]_ _[pod moving parts]_ _[pod opening]_ _"hhhhmhmhmhmhmhmhm..."_ _[9 foosteps]_ _[jumpscare]_ _[character falls]_ Hooh? Wha? Huh? Hwha? Huh, Hnh?- Hello everybody my name is Ma- OOOOUUH, _[door opening]_ what the f- wwhAAt, WAYAA- _[jumpscare]_ _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- WOugh.. _[banging]_ Fucking.. You better be gone.. _[jumpscare]_ AAAAGH- _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- I'm dead. _[door opening]_ Oh my god I'm not dead. _[whirring]_ a- _[jumpscare]_ AAAAHH- _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- ... Okay, I wonder if w- B- WHY??.. IS THAT POSSIBLE?? [17 footsteps] Ohh I- _[jumpscare] AAAAH- _[transition sound]_ Warning this game contains flashlights, very loud noises and lots of jumpscares. Lots? I'll be the judge of that!- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Ohh no.. B- hah- I dont wanna go in the t- AAAAA- _[jumpscare]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Why would I run for it, I'm running for it. Why would I do this? I don't know. ʲᵘˢᵗ don't open _[inhale]_ _[jumpscare]_ OOOOHHH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- You okay? ... Chica? You alright? _[jumpscare]_ hAGH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Okay whatever I think this is my chance, maybe? _[crumbling]_ Ohh, oh- _[jumpscare]_ AAGH- ... _[suddenly]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Oh? Oh god... I see movemen- oh HOH HEY HOUH OH MY GOD- _[impact sfx]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[impact sfx]_ Aww, aww, Ah. _[buzzing]_ _[impact sfx]_ _"Hehehehehehehehehhe"_ Awww... _[2 impact sfx]_ Aww man, you don't understand how happy I am to see you. You too.- Hello, my name is Ma- Oh my god don't do this to me... _"-go back to sleep! no one is here!"_ _[machine noises]_ ... No one's here... Oh my god no one's here. HEY- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[impact sfx]_ _[door closing]_ Oh there we go. Am I actually- oh my god I can teleport. Hoh, hohh.- Hello everybody my name is Ma- See it doe- eegh- hooh... It just doesn't seem like... I w- _[jumpscare]_ AAAGH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Oh my god oh my god. Oh my- _[jumpscare]_ OH MY GOD- Hello everybody my name is Ma- It's okay... it's okay, it's okay, it's okay there you go, there you go, there you g- b- _[jumpscare]_ AAAGH- So I do this with my left... _[2 zaps]_ Right. _[placing down noise]_ And then I.. _[woosh sound]_ _[ding sound]_ woahh! _[woosh sound]_ _[ding sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- There's some kinda laughing... _[electric buzzing]_ _[jumpscare]_ AAH- _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[drawer sound]_ _[4 key clicks]_ _[positive sound]_ It- _[revealing sound]_ Ohhh... _[woosh sound]_ Ohh.- 1983, 1983 was the answer.- Oh god I forgot I actually need to play this, and finish it I dunno. Good g- lllord.- Hello everybody, my name is Ma- I'm coming to getcha! _[door opening]_ Dont! AGH- _[jumpscare sound]_ _[character grunts]_ Well ain't that pretty. _[monitor powers on]_ I think it's really pretty, I gotta admit. Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hoh... _[jumpscare]_ hheAAGH- ... Hello everybody my name is Ma- Laa~ laa~ lala lala...- _[ambient groaning]_ _[inhaled sarcastic yelling]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma-" real

        What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard

          Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it script

          Its from from Billy Madison (1995) where the principal criticised Billy for his incoherent ramblings. The line is often used as a copypasta to roast people online.

          What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

          Gimmie Gimmie Chicken Tendies

            A classic 4chan chicken tendies pasta

            The poem originated from 4chan as part of a family of tendies (chicken nuggets) greentext stories. It was popularize after voice-overs of the poem was done by Youtubers.

            Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
            Gimme gimme chicken nugs, Be they crispy or scraped from rugs. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me nuggets near and far. Enjoy my tasty nuggly treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my nuggets none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Nuggies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Nuggets are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't nugs, tendies or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the nuggets that I've yearned. But there's no nuggets on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "NUGGETS NUGGETS GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who shan't be smug: Never forget my chicken nugs.

            Packgod vs Drunk Egirl script

              Packgod vs Drunk Egirls
              “BILL FROM BILL AND MANDY SPECIAL-NEEDS VIGILANTE HAIR CUT…”

              Its the entire roast script of Packgod destroying the drunk egirls in his video. 

              stop playing bruh IF YOU DON’T GET YO BILL FROM BILL AND MANDY SPECIAL-NEEDS VIGILANTE HAIR CUT COST YOU 4 RARE CANDIES DUST DIVOT DISABLED CRICKET EDATING A MINECRAFT PIGLET POVERTY STRIKEN BRAZZERS SUBSCRIPTION SEVERE ADDICTION POPEYES CHICKEN JOSH AND DRAKE POLLUTED LAKE FOR YO BIRTHDAY YO MAMA BROUGHT YOU URINAL CAKE “YEAH THANKS MOM” LOOKING A$$ STOP PLAYING BRUH YOU LOOK LIKE A OMNISEXUAL BANANA CHIP YOU LOOK LIKE CURISOUS GEORGE’S ALBINO STEP COUSIN INQUISITOR HARROLD “monkey sounds” STOP PLAYING BRUH YO DAD STUCK A ACORN UP HIS BUTTHOLE AND CALLED HIMSELF THE CRIMSON CHESTNUT THEY HELD THE 2022 INSECT OLYMPICS IN YO HOUSE YOU GOT ANTS BACKSTROKING IN YOUR TOILET RATS DRAG RACING ICE TRAYS BED BUGS FENCING ON YOUR PILLOW AND B*TCH A CRICKET JUST WON A GOLD MEDAL FOR HITTING A 5 INCH JAVENLIN JUMP ON YO DESK WITH A PENCIL “YEEEEAAAHHHHHOOOOOOO” STOP PLAYING BRUH YO DAD STARTED BEATING YOU WITH A RAKE SO YOU SAID WATASHI WA OHIO HERO AND STARTED SPINNING AROUND LIKE A PARAPLEGIC NINJAGO CHARACTER BRUH IF YOU DON’T GET YO JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN LOOKING A$$ BRUH YOU AND YO BROTHER KADE A TRANSMUTATION CIRCLE IN YO BEDROOM TO BRING BACK YO HAIRLINE FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE YO HALF IRON ALCHEMIST LOOKING A$$ STOP PLAYING BRUH YOU WAS GETTING BULLIED AT SCHOOL SO YOU GLUED A PEBBLE TO EACH ONE OF YO FINGERS AND STARTED SNAPPING BRO THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DELETE HALF OF THE CLASS GOODY LOOKIN A$$ BRUH YOU CALLED YOURSELF ALABAMA JONES AND STARTED WHIPPIN PIDGEONS ON THE SIDEWALK WITH A JUMPROPE “WHAAAATTTS WHAATTTTS WAAHHHHASTYTS WAAHAAAAHHHTTD” YOU ANIMAL ABUSING HAVING A$$ BRUH YOU GOT 13 SORCERER OPPOSEUMS WITH WIZARDS HATS RIGHT NOW IN YO BASEMENT HUDDLE AROUND A FURNACE DOING A DARK ARTS RESURRECTION RITUAL ON A DEAD COCKROACH “HUHHHAHAHAHAHAAA” AND YOU TIRED TURNING ON YO PHONE BY STICKING A FIREFLY IN THE HDMI PORT AND JUST SHAKING IT REALL FAST BRUH SHUT UP YOU THOUGHT ICE SPICE WAS A NEW DORITOS FLAVOR “HADAAA” YOU KILLED A ROACH IN YO BEDROOM WITH A BANJO AND THOUGHT YOU WERE PLAYING GULTAR HERO “DING DING DING DING DING DING”