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Invincible: Eve’s dad on his daughter virginity

    Its from the Invincible comics where Mark just had dinner with Eve’s parents and went outside for a talk with her dad.

    I wanted to thank you Mark. I know that my little angel is no angel. I caught her one time with that long-haired boy, the one that died. You know she had him living here for a while? And we didn’t even know. Anyway, I appreciate you giving here a chance… knowing you’re not her first. She never really got just how important virginity is to a woman. Men like to feel they’re breaking new ground. They want to be teachers…. they want to be in charge. Hard to do if there’s no corners explored, right? Betsy was a virgin when we got together. You can always tell when you’re with a virgin. They just act differently, think differently… less confidence. It’s attractive. Don’t if I would have married Bets had things been…different. I don’t like coming in second… third… or… whatever the case may be. It’s good of you to look past my daughter’s obvious flaws. Shows character. I respect that. Of course it’s not the end of the world when a woman knows a thing or two, right? So I guess there are positives and negatives…

    Conquest speech

      Stand ready for my arrival worm

      From Invincible S3E07 when Conquest introduced himself to Mark.

      Stand ready for my arrival, worm. You were given orders. You were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet, I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty.

      I am so lonely

      Conquest speech on loneliness

      Its from Invincible S3E08 where the villain Conquest confessed about his loneliness before trying to killing Mark.

      I am so lonely. All the other Viltrumites are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend. They think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet, committing atrocities in their name. And as i get better at it they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Conquest. I don't even get a real name. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave. 
      I am so lonely. All the other Viltrumites are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend, they think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more… I am a victim of my own success. Conquest… I don’t even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry but I don’t, I never do, because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care. … Take it to your grave.

      The truth is… I want you to resist

      The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to spread the greatness of the Viltrum Empire. I'm here because I enjoy this. See, to me, there is no greater pleasure than feeling the warmth of my fist... drenched in blood.

      I must goon. Gooning is the mind-freer.

        I must not goon copypasta

        Its the Litany Against Fear verse from Dune but changed to gooning for Zenless Zone Zero. The quote was popularized form the books and the movie when Paul was tested by the Reverend Mother.

        I must goon. Gooning is the mind-freer. Gooning is the little-death that brings total release. I will face my gooning. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its lore. Where the goon has gone there will be lore. Only lore will remain.

        Dune quote

        I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

        ПРИШЛО ВРЕМЯ ПЕРЕУСТАНАВЛИВАТЬ ШINDOШS / IT’S TIME TO REINSTALL WINDOWS

          2010s Russian reinstall Windows copypasta

          Its from an old 2010 video of a Russian guy crashing out over the number of times he had to reinstall Windows.

          ПРИШЛО ВРЕМЯ ПЕРЕУСТАНАВЛИВАТЬ ШИНДОВС
ШINDOWS САМ НЕ ПЕРЕУСТАНОВИТСЯ
ПЕРЕУСТАНОВИ ЕГО, ПЕРЕУСТАНОВИ ЕГО ЕЩЕ РАЗ
ЗАЧЕМ МНЕ НУЖЕН LINUX, У МЕНЯ НЕТ ВРЕМЕНИ ЧТОБЫ ЕБАТЬСЯ С НИМ
ЛУЧШЕ ЕЩЕ РАЗ ПЕРЕУСТАНОВИТЬ ШИНДОУС
Я ПЕРЕУСТАНАВЛИВАЮ ШINDOWS ПО 3 РАЗА В ДЕНЬ
КАЖДАЯ ПЕРЕУСТАНОВКА ЗАНИМАЕТ ДВАДЦАДЬ МИНУТ
Я ЖИВУ АКТИВНОЙ И ПОЛНОЦЕННОЙ ЖИЗНЬЮ
Я УСПЕШЕН И ПОЭТОМУ ЦЕЛЫЙ ДЕНЬ ИГРАЮ В ИГРЫ
А ПОСЛЕ ЭТОГО ПЕРЕУСТАНАВЛИВАЮ ШINDOWS
ТУПЫЕ ЛИНУКСОИДЫ ОДЕРЖИМЫ КОМПИЛЯЦИЕЙ ВЕДРА
А Я СВОБОДНЫЙ ОТ ЗАДРОТСТВО ЧЕЛОВЕК
СКОЧАТЬ БЕЗПЛАТНО И БЕЗ РЕГИСТРАЦИИ МОКРЫЕ ПИСЕЧКИ
КРЯК УЛЬТИМАТ КЕЙГЕН РАЗБЛОКИРУЙ ВЕНДУ
ЛУЧШЕ Я ПЕРЕУСТАНОВЛЮ ЕЩЕ РАЗ ШINDOWS
И КРЯКНУ ЕЕ, СТАБИЛЬНОСТЬ НЕ НУЖНА
Я НЕ ПЕРЕУСТАНАВЛИВАЛ ШINDOWS НЕДЕЛЮ
ПОЙДУ ПЕРЕУСТАНОВЛЮ
В ШИНДОВСЕ ВСЁ ПРОСТО И ПОНЯТНО
ААААААААААА
ОШИБКА STOP 0x00000001. ЭТО ЖЕ ОЧЕВИДНО КАК ЕЕ РЕШИТЬ
ПРИШЛО ВРЕМЯ ПЕРЕУСТАНАВИТЬ ШINDOWS
ККОКОКОКОКОКОКО
ЖМУ/ПИНУС, ШВАБОДКА, ПИТУХИ,
КОКОКОКОКОКОКО

          English translation

          IT'S TIME TO REINSTALL ШINDOWS
ШINDOWS AIN'T GONNA REINSTALL ITSELF
REINSTALL IT, REINSTALL IT AGAIN
I DON'T NEED LINUX, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FUCK AROUND WITH IT
BETTER REINSTALL ШINDOWS AGAIN
I REINSTALL ШINDOWS THRICE A DAY
EACH REINSTALLATION TAKES 20 MINUTES
I LIVE AN ACTIVE AND FULFILLING LIFE
I AM SUCCESSFUL SO I PLAY VIDEOGAMES ALL DAY
AFTER THAT I REINSTALL ШINDOWS
STUPID LINUXOIDS ARE OBSESSED WITH COMPILING THEIR BUCKET
I AM A MAN FREE FROM THIS FUCKERY
WET PUSSIES DOWNLOAD FREE NO REGISTRATION
CRACK ULTIMATE KEYGEN
UNLOCK WINDOWS
IT'S BETTER TO REINSTALL ШINDOWS
AND CRACK IT, WE DON'T NEED STABILITY
I HAVEN'T REINSTALLED ШINDOWS FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK
I'M GONNA GO REINSTALL IT
EVERYTHING IS SIMPLE AND UNDERSTANDABLE IN ШINDOWS
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
STOP ERROR 0x00000001
THE SOLUTION IS SO OBVIOUS
IT'S TIME TO REINSTALL ШINDOWS!
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK
[derogatory name for GNU/Linux] [possibly derogatory word that does not translate to english][derogatory nickname for some random guy] 
CLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCK

          The Bazaar is neither Pay to Win nor Pay to Play. The Bazaar is truly Free-to-Play.

            Its from the kickstarter campaign for The Bazaar a digital deckbuilding game in Indiegogo.

            The Bazaar is neither Pay to Win nor Pay to Play. The Bazaar is truly Free-to-Play. The biggest pain point I wanted to solve for card game players is the pay-to-win model. In my game, you start the game with a couple classes unlocked. Those classes have all the cards in the game for them. Your class is just as balanced as any other. As more classes get introduced to the game, you’ll have the option of unlocking them, either by spending money or in-game currency. If you feel like giving The Bazaar a try, you won't have to feel like you're starting over from scratch and giving up the investment you've put into other card games. The game board itself will also be customizable with themes and contraptions, and all cards will have golden or alternate art versions. Most of the revenue will come from cosmetics- think of it monetizing like a traditional MOBA.

            well hey there katie! its your birthday! yayyyyyy!

              Hey there Katie! Its your birthday!

              Its from a classic cringe video from 2013 where a guy made a happy birthday video to confess his feelings for one of his friends.

              well hey there katie! its your birthday! yayyyyyy! its yo birfday- its ur birthdayyy. yayyyyyyy! so i wanted to buy you something really expensive. buttttt then i realized i was broke 😞 so instead of an awesome bracelet to replace that one of a kind one you lost because of me. It was kind of because of me 😞 probably shouldnt have made you hang out with me that night. Ive decided to make you something instead! british voice I like to make things! robot voice im creative!yayyyyy! Cue the song 😉 i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas starts playing the first time we hung out, I knew you were special. Maybe it was the thump of the poor kitty cat underneath the car. Meow! latin voice oh the poor little kitty 😞 maybe it was the silly voices you did. silly voice silly voices! Either way, I knew it was the beginning of our awesome friendship. epic voice awesome friendship! french lover voice or maybe more 😉 poor beggar boy voice please sir, I want some more. Who knows 😉 what I do know is that from the moment I first met you, you made me feel welcome. butler voice right thees way. Sure, it helped that we lived in the same complex. And that your friends asked me to join in too. shows pictures sometimes I pretend you were looking at me in that picture 😉 is that a little weird? Maybe thats weird. silly voice no, its not! Yeah maybe it is xD see now I promised I didnt mean to but some time around here shows a picture of a tgi fridays I stopped thinking about you like this shows picture of katie and started thinking about you like THIS shows picture of him and katie maybe it had something to do with... this night picture of katie at disneyland or maybe it was this night picture of him and katie together mickey mouse voice probably the dress! No it really wasnt that, but that was really nice 😉 lets be honest, it was probably the smell of your apartment. Will you take me candle shopping please!? Man I wanted to live there in december. high pitch voice that might have been weird. And speaking of december, that christmas tree was the tannemBOMB! And then there was new years eve. I dont have a picture of that. Probably for the best xD but thats the moment I couldnt hold it in much longer. silly desperate voice I had to say somethin! And maybe I cant tell our friends exactly how I feel... yet 😉 but ive found a way to alleviate that stress. Yayyyyy! excited voice strangers! montage of him telling strangers he likes katie I may have told a lot of people xD montage continues and to be quite honest, im hoping someday all our friends know 😉 until then, im enjoying getting to go “up” with you. Because katie... even though youre under here a lot... I just made you say underwear! xD under the sea! I think of you as being up here! Nope higher! Higher still! Higher, higher, higher! You know what, second store to the right and straight on til morning. The line was too long for a good shot 😞 hey! Hey hey katie! I likes ya 😉 and its your birthday! And since you make me happy every time I think about you, id like to return the favor. You give me a reason to dance! And while I may never get very good at it, as long as youre around I cant see how that would ever be a bad thing 😉 happy birthday katie! Now excuse me, ive got some dancin to do 😉 dancing in disneyland montage