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This is actually one of my least favorite maps in all of existence.

    Its a quote from RyuK (top osu! player) in one of his streams. 

    I'm not playing that map... This is actually one of my LEAST favorite maps in all of existence. Like I know I can fc this but this map is so fucking dogwater god awful... like bullshit underwater coral reef coffin level graveyard shitbag like fucked up catpiss catpoop map. This is like literal dirt... not even dirt its like sand blown away in this wind... its so BAAAAD. Its like salt and seawater... horrible.
    This is actually one of my least favorite maps in all of existence. Like I know I can fc this but this map is so fucking dogwater god awful, like, bullshit, underwater, coral reef, coffin level, graveyard, shitbag like, fucked up, cat piss, cat poop map. This is like literal like dirt. It isn't even dirt its like sand. Blown away in the Swind. So bad. Its like salt and seawater. Horrible.

    “Y’all look so different.” “We got an [expletive] squad now.”

      Its from an NBA report of the Cleveland Cavaliers that reads like a fanfic. The meme is often adopted to fit whichever team is doing well.

      Injured forward Kevin Love yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” Sharpshooter Kyle Korver gave a look of pleasant surprise. Guard J.R. Smith yelled out, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before James hit the locker room door, former NBA great Kevin Garnett hugged him and said, “Y’all look so different.”

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      Skyz yelled, “There you go!” Dashy gave a look of pleasant surprise. Huke belted, “We got a fucking squad now.” And before Shotzzy hit the locker room door, ex-COD star Scump hugged him & said, “Y’all look so different.”

      Mouse Bites

        Mouse bites copypasta

        Its a House (TV series) copypasta satirizing the structure of an average House MD episode. It starts with the patient being close to death as a result of a treatment, then House prescribes an unusual treatment (in this case mouse bites) to nurse the patient back to health. Its a meme originating back from 2007 in a forum discussing House.

        CHASE: House, we need to cure this patient. He is very sick.
HOUSE: Did you try the medicine drug?
CHASE: I did try the medicine drug.
HOUSE: Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid.
PATIENT: I would rather not be sick.
HOUSE: You are stupid too. Did you take stupid drug?
FOREMAN: I gave patient stupid drug.
HOUSE: You are a black man.
FOREMAN: This vexes me.
PATIENT: I have blood from my nose that is dripping.
CAMERON: That's bad!
PATIENT: Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.
CUTTY: You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.
HOUSE: No! Hygiene drug will kill Patient! He needs mouse bites to live!
CHASE: [Shocked]
CAMERON: [Shocked]
FOREMAN: [Vexed]
HOUSE: More mouse bites!
CUTTY: I forbid this.
HOUSE: Don't care.
CHASE: [Gets mice]
HOUSE: [Makes mouse bite serum]
PATIENT: I feel better. No more nose blood! Thank you doctor!
HOUSE: I am very smart.
WILSON: I, too, am in this episode.
FOREMAN: This vexes me.

~FIN~

        Part 2 (?)

        ..
PATIENT: I have blood from my nose that is dripping.
CAMERON: That's bad!
HOUSE: Puncture his lumbar!
FOREMAN: No! Its juice will leak! All lumbars need lumbar juice!
HOUSE: I say puncture his lumbar! I need his sweet lumbar juice for my leg, which is ouchy!
FOREMAN: [punctures lumbar]
HOUSE: [scowls at vial of lumbar juice] There are mice in this lumbar juice! I do not want it now! [Throws lumbar juice to the ground and glares] Also, I am high on goofballs!
PATIENT: Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.
CUTTY: You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.
...

        STOP POSTING ABOUT LIKE A DRAGON!

          Among Us X Like A Dragon collab

          Its the “STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!” meme but changed to Like A Dragon after the announcement of its collab with Among Us.

          STOP POSTING ABOUT LIKE A DRAGON! I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT’S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Like A Dragon stuff. I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo I flipped it and I said “hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ROLLING EYES FALL, RULLING DIES OUT” I fucking looked at a trashcan and said “THAT’S MAJIMA EVERYWHERE” I looked at my balls I think of Saejima and I go “DICK OUT? MORE LIKE BALLS OUT” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

          ULTRAKILL death screen

            Ultrakill new death screen
            WARNING: EXTREME DAMAGE SUSTAINED.
RUNNING DIAGNOSTIC
ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
WARNING: COMBAT SYSTEMS INOPERABLE
ATTEMPTING RECONSTRUCTION
ERROR: SELF-REPAIR NEXUS NOT RESPONDING
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
INITIATING ESCAPE PROTOCOL
ATTEMPTING CONNECTION WITH LIMBIC MODULES
ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN MOTOR FUNCTIONS
ERROR: VISUAL CORTEX MALFUNCTION
ERROR: LIMBIC FUNCTION NOT RESPONDING
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN INTERNAL ORGANS
! PULSE FAILURE !
! PULSE FAILURE !
! PULSE FAILURE !
-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED. UNABLE TO COMPLETE TASK
! PULSE FAILURE !
! PULSE FAILURE !
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN BASIC FUNCTIONS
-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
            WARNING: EXTREME DAMAGE SUSTAINED.

RUNNING DIAGNOSTIC

ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING

ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING

WARNING: COMBAT SYSTEMS INOPERABLE

ATTEMPTING RECONSTRUCTION

ERROR: SELF-REPAIR NEXUS NOT RESPONDING

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

INITIATING ESCAPE PROTOCOL

ATTEMPTING CONNECTION WITH LIMBIC MODULES

ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING

ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING

WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN MOTOR FUNCTIONS

ERROR: VISUAL CORTEX MALFUNCTION

ERROR: LIMBIC FUNCTION NOT RESPONDING

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN INTERNAL ORGANS

! PULSE FAILURE !

! PULSE FAILURE !

! PULSE FAILURE !

-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-

ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED. UNABLE TO COMPLETE TASK

! PULSE FAILURE !

! PULSE FAILURE !

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD

WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN BASIC FUNCTIONS

-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-

-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

            any female born after 1993

              Eat Hot Chip and Lie
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              any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
              Any girl born after 2006 can't cook. All they know is, accai bowl, charge they Chakra, work, be sigmasexual, eat detox tea and lie