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Natalie Portman is the reason I work out

    "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." meme

    Started as a comment on Reddit satirizing Anakin’s cheesy line of not liking sand when talking to Padme. The comment later became a meme and is often used whenever fans talk about Anakin hitting on Padme or impressing Padme in general.

    Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.
    
    "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
    
    Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
    
    "Got a spare?" she asks.
    
    "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
    
    "Conversation with me, duh."
    
    I laugh.
    
    "What's so funny?" she protests.
    
    "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
    
    "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
    
    "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.
    
    "Teaching, I think."
    
    "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
    
    "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
    
    "Bermuda," I say.
    
    "Oh wow. That's lovely."
    
    "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
    
    "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.
    
    "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

    August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe.

      Squidward chanting heat death of the universe

      Its a chant by Loudward (Squidward) from the AI-Generated SpongeBob livestream which became viral.

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      AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE 🗣💥💥‼️‼️‼️ 
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      August 12th, 2036, the heat death of the universe and the day the fog is coming.

      My name is Edwin, I made the Mimic

        My name is Edwin lyrics

        Lyrics for the “My name is Edwin” part of the song of “JACKIE’S BOX” – FNAF MIMIC SONG by XTRATUNA.

        My name is Edwin, I made the Mimic
        It was difficult to put the pieces together
        But unfortunately, something went so wrong
        And now I can’t do anything but sing this stupid song
        My name is Edwin

        Chewbacca defense

          South Park Chewbaca defense script

          It came from an episode of South Park S02 “Chef Aid” where the criminal defense lawyer tries to confuse the jury rather than refute the case of the prosecutor.

          I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

          Trump’s Executive Order

            🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨This Executive Order does the following:
            
            ❧ All federal agencies, including independent regulatory commissions, are now subject to direct White House control.
            
            ❧ Regulations cannot be issued without presidential approval.
            
            ❧ The Office of Management and Budget (OMB) can now withhold funding from independent agencies if they don’t align with White House priorities.
            
            ❧ All federal employees must follow the President’s and Attorney General’s interpretation of the law, eliminating legal independence.
            
            ❧ A White House Liaison is to be installed in every independent regulatory agency to enforce direct presidential control.
            
            ⚠️ This is the biggest executive power grab in U.S. history. ⚠️
            
            This formally ends the concept of an “independent” regulatory agency, dismantling one of the last barriers to absolute executive power.
            
            📍 This order effectively erases the last major restraints on executive power. 📍 The federal government no longer operates with checks and balances. 📍 Regulations and laws are now dictated solely by the President. 📍 If left unchecked, this is the moment the U.S. ceases to function as a democratic republic.
            
            1️⃣ The President Now Controls All Regulatory Agencies
            
            ✅ The SEC, FTC, FCC, and FEC are no longer independent.
            
            The Stock Market is now subject to White House control, enabling insider trading, favoritism, and targeting of political opponents. Antitrust laws can be selectively enforced, allowing administration-friendly monopolies to expand unchecked. Political opponents in the tech sector, media, or finance can be targeted with regulatory action while allies are protected. Elections are now influenced by direct White House oversight of the Federal Election Commission (FEC).
            
            ✅ The FDA, EPA, and consumer protection agencies are fully politicized.
            
            Drug approvals, food safety regulations, and environmental policies can be rewritten for political or corporate interests. Climate change regulations can be erased overnight. Scientific research is now subject to White House approval before public release.
            
            🚨 Implication: There is no longer any neutral enforcement of economic, environmental, or election laws. Everything is now dictated by political loyalty.
            
            2️⃣ The White House Can Block Agency Budgets or Direct Funds Elsewhere
            
            ✅ The OMB can now adjust funding allocations for independent agencies.
            
            This gives the President the power to defund agencies without needing Congress. Regulatory agencies that challenge presidential policies will be quietly strangled of resources. Agencies loyal to the President will receive full funding—even illegally. 🚨 Implication: Congress no longer controls federal spending on regulatory enforcement. The executive branch can choke out opposition agencies and reward allies.
            
            3️⃣ The President & Attorney General Have Final Say on All Legal Interpretations ✅ All federal employees must follow White House interpretations of the law.
            
            The Attorney General’s opinions override agency lawyers, inspectors general, and independent counsel. Agencies cannot adopt their own interpretations of legal statutes—everything must align with the President’s views. The President can rewrite federal legal interpretations overnight. 🚨 Implication: Legal consistency is gone. Agencies cannot push back against corrupt, illegal, or unconstitutional directives because the President’s interpretation is the only interpretation allowed.
            
            4️⃣ Installing White House Liaisons in All Regulatory Agencies ✅ A “White House Liaison” will be placed in every independent agency.
            
            This ensures constant presidential oversight of daily operations. These liaisons will report agency actions back to the White House and enforce political compliance. Agency directors will no longer have the ability to act without White House approval.
            
            🚨 Implication: There is now a direct enforcement arm inside every regulatory body. Even agencies that resist presidential control will be internally monitored and controlled.
            
            📍 Every regulatory body—from financial markets to environmental protections—is now politicized. 📍 Congress no longer controls federal funding—agencies must obey the White House or risk defunding. 📍 The President’s legal interpretations override all agency autonomy, eliminating independent enforcement of federal laws. 📍 The federal bureaucracy, once designed to be resistant to corruption, is now completely subject to presidential loyalty.

            Chair Wikipedia copypasta (Dr. Coomer)

              Dr Coomer chair wikipedia script

              Its from Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware (HLVRAI) where Dr. Coomer will sometimes read the the wikipedia of a chair when he comes across it. There is a clip of streamer Wayneradiotv coming across it when he played the game.

              A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, such as the Black Mesa facility.
              
              A chair without a back or arm rests is a stool, or when raised up, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair; one with upholstery, reclining action, and a fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in an airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing. An upholstered, padded chair for two people is a 'loveseat', while if it is for more than two person it is a couch, sofa, or settee; or if is not upholstered, a bench. A separate footrest for a chair, usually upholstered, is known as an ottoman, hassock, or pouffe. 
              Hello, Gordon! 
              The free online encyclopedia that anyone from Black Mesa can edit 
              HELLO GORDON