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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

The year is 2067. My opponent drops a super heroic evo mystic omega mega knight

    From a Youtube comment satirizing the Pay-2-Win (P2W) meta of Clash Royale with Mega Knight.

    The year is 2067. My opponent drops a super heroic evo mystic omega mega knight in the back. I am astounded, because that takes $41 to place. I spend to activate my ultra super x-princess towers to defend, and spend $3 to place triple evo heroic golden skeletons. Unfortunately, supercell just gave the super heroic evo mystic omega mega knight a 500% range and damage buff last season, so I am unable to defend and it one shots my tower. I spend $14 to activate my divine triple champion king tower, but it goes down to 1 hp in one hit. I know what I must do. I take out my super ultra mega heavenly quadruple heroic evo season shop credit card, and spend $420 to instantly 3 crown my opponent and win! What a game!

    More handholding? heh, you must be a casual.

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      byu/Carrotburner from discussion
      inSonsOfTheForest
      More handholding? heh, you must be a casual. Don't worry though, kid, still plenty of time to up your skills to hang with the big boys. You'd never make it in the real world and definitely not in the world that is The Forest and The Forest 2: Sons of the Forest. And believe me, those are way better worlds than the real one that I live in. You better believe me I am good at those games, and would definitely want this one to be even more vague so I can further harvest my craft. Now beat it, kid, daddy's got some gaming to do, or should I say, skills to build.

      Topologies are just glorified semi-lattices

        According to OP, this response came from someone in the mathematics discord server.

        Remember, topologies are just glorified semi-lattices. If you have two semi-lattices X and Y, and a monotone function f from X to Y then an element a of X is a sufficient factor for b in Y if for any refinement of X W, refinement of Y Z and monotone function f': W -> Z that extends f, for any element w of W, w subs a => f'(w) subs b. Likewise an element a of X is a necessary factor for b in Y if for any refinement of X W, refinement of Y Z and monotone function f': W -> Z that extends f, for any element w of W, w subs a <= f'(w) subs b. An element a of X is a determining factor for b in Y if it is a necessary and sufficient factor. The map f is factorable if every element of Y has a determining factor in X. This means that there exists a function f*: Y -> X. What it means in topology for a map F: X to Y to be continuous is that the induced map f = cl o image_F, from the closed sets of X to the closed sets of Y is a factorable map.

        You have to have a very high IQ to understand Neutral Milk Hotel

          By u/See_Em, its the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to Neutral Milk Hotel the indie band.

          To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Neutral Milk Hotel. The musical talent is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical music, most of the nuances will go over a typical listener’s head. There’s also Mangum’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realize that they’re not just pleasing- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Neutral Milk Hotel truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mangum’s existential catchphrase “Semen stains the mountain tops,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mangum’s genius wit unfolds itself on their iphones. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Neutral Milk Hotel tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

          It has been 2 hours without skyblock.

            By u/lokey04, its a variation of the ‘It’s been <X> hours without <game>‘ but changed to Hypixel Skyblock.

            It has been 2 hours without skyblock.

Two. Entire. Hours. I don’t know who I am anymore. I open my inventory out of muscle memory and THERE IS NO INVENTORY. I try to warp to my island IRL. IT DOESN’T WORK. I checked the forums 47 times. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. “Maintenance ongoing.” ONGOING?? MY SLIME Minions NEED ME.

I can feel my purse evaporating in my imagination. My bazaar orders are probably half-filled and I can’t even cancel them. The economy is collapsing and it’s MY FAULT because I’m not online.

I tried doing something else. It didn’t work. I stared at a wall and thought about gemstone routes. I closed my eyes and saw dungeon rooms. I am calculating my skill XP loss PER MINUTE of downtime. This maintenance has set me back at least 0.003% efficiency and I will NEVER recover.

People keep telling me “go outside.” OUTSIDE DOESN’T HAVE MAGIC FIND. Outside doesn’t have pets. Outside doesn’t even have a hex menu. What am I supposed to do, WALK, without max speed and Young Dragon Armor? Disgusting.

If SkyBlock doesn’t come back soon I might start manually tracking my minion profits in a spreadsheet just to feel something. I am shaking. I am unwell. I am a husk of a person without this game . Hypixel please. PLEASE. I will forgive the ping. I will forgive the tps.

Just let me back in.