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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

FM Zama ‘Navy Seal’ copypasta

    Its the classic Navy Seal copypasta but changed to Field Marshal Zama from the game Menace.

    What did you just say about me over an open line, marine? I'll have you know I am the MOST decorated commander in the Planetary Jingwei, and have been involved in numerous operations securing the Wayback and have been awarded over 300 medals. I have tremendous political capital and am the most powerful force in the Wayback. You are nothing to me but a CONVENIENT store. I will destroy you with precision the likes of which has never been seen in your beloved Core Worlds. You think you can get away with saying these things to me over an open line? Think AGAIN, marine. As we speak I am contacting my network of informants across the Wayback and your position is being traced right now so you had best prepare for the storm, marine. The storm which wipes out that pauper's closet you call a wardrobe. I can make your life miserable in over seven hundred different ways, and that's just with a single call. Not only am I extensively connected with all the factions of the Wayback, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Planetary Jingwei and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your TCR bottoms off the face of the Wayback. If ONLY you could have known what unholy retribution your clever comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have held your tongue, MARINE. But you could not, you did not, and now YOU are paying the price. I will make your residence here a living hell and you will drown in it. You are DEAD, marine.

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    I really hate [Meta Deck].

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      I really hate [Meta Deck].

[Meta Deck] is probably one of the worst decks we've had in the game for a long time. It's fundamentally [overpowered/oppressive/uninteractive], basically just [going face/playing minions on curve/doing nothing] all game. What's worse, the whole archetype feels incredibly [forced/boring to play against/mindless].

Honestly, I can't believe Team 5 would make a deck like this. I wish they would support the class differently, with [even more miracle rogue cards/better armour tools/less overload synergy/neutral healing/insert as appropriate], instead of [forcing this archetype/more aggro tools]. I miss the old [fun/skillful/unique] decks, like [Handlock/Control Warrior/Patron Warrior/Anyfin Paladin/insert as appropriate].

I'm off to play [Gwent/Shadowverse/Faeria/Duelyst] instead. I hear you get [free packs/anime girls/Nothing But Control Decks] from them. Tell me when [meta deck] is gone and I might give Hearthstone a try again.

      Pelican mouth copypasta

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        pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

        To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to enjoy OG backrooms

          By u/Plane-Assumption2926, its the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to backrooms.

          To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to enjoy OG backrooms. The horror is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of liminal and psychological horror, most of the terror will go over a typical viewer’s head. There is also the backrooms’s horrors of the infinite, which is deftly woven into the 4chan post’s description, the liminal horror draws heavily from The Yellow Wallpaper and House of Leaves. OG backrooms fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the horror, to realized they're not just scary- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike OG backrooms are truly idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the horror in the Backrooms existencial horror; “Endless yellow office halls with no threats,” which itself is a cryptic reference to H.P.Lovecrafts Cool Air Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as 4Chan’s genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I do think the backrooms movie should just be two hours of characters losing their mind. And no, you cannot see it. Its for the OG fans only-- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

          I’m so disappointed by the fart implementation in this game

            An Instagram user wrote a critique of the fart implementation for Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. In a sea of fart fetishists, the civilized fart humor enjoyer emerges to enlighten us all.

            Dude I'm so disappointed by the fart implementation in this game. In TL, you'd just peek into their apartments to occasionally see them ripping wet ass and it was SO funny. They could be alone, or chilling with their friend. Didn't matter. It didn't discriminate who farted either. It could be Jesus, your grandma, your waifu, whatever. In this game though, you have to choose whether they fart or they don't, but the problem is, if you DO give them the quirk, all they fucking do is fart. It's not funny when they just saunter about letting them slip out 24/7. It was funny in the original because you were sleeping with one eye open-never knowing where or when it would happen next.

            Your comment shows you don’t understand the art of climbing at all.

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              Your comment shows you don’t understand the art of climbing at all.

Sure, Dean could have done any of those climbs when he wanted, but he wanted to do it WHEN THE TIME WAS RIGHT. 

I’m an athlete and have free soloed hundreds of pitches. Maybe close to a thousand I don’t count. And I can tell you an athlete has periods of great strength, and then periods of weaknesses. 

Athletes have periods of great motivation, and then periods of great doubt. 

To free solo at your own limit, let alone at the cutting edge of an entire freak of nature niche discipline, requires the timing to feel very right.

Not to mention feeling in harmony with nature, the spot, and yourself ON THAT PARTICULAR DAY.

I’ve showed up to free solo and one or more thing felt off, not even considering days where weather or natural elements made soloing seem too risky.

A good soloist takes dozens of factors into consideration.

And all that wraps up into a package they analyze to decide what to do that day. 

 The extra variable that isn’t pretty is that dean probably had some ego, and some desire to make it big (for better or worse), and wanted to time the solo a certain way with current news in climbing, the world, and coordinating perhaps with his sponsors? 

I mean if he made a media splash with a new solo he could further provide for himself via sponsors and thus continue the life he lived in the valley.