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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

I was relaxing in my stronghold one night when suddenly 30-300 orcs burst into the door!

    By u/ser_einhard19, its the ‘Own a musket for home defense’ copypasta but changed to Dungeon & Dragons (DnD).

    I was relaxing in my stronghold one night when suddenly 30-300 orcs burst into the door! “What the Illusionist?” I shout as I grab my +1/+3 vs goblinoids longsword. Run the first one through, deal 1d8+3 damage, he’s dead on the spot. Throw a dagger at the next one, completely whiff because I don’t understand how THAC0 works and nail the neighbor’s hireling. I have to resort to the scroll of lightning bolt in a chest at the top of the stairs. FIRE! Blow a giant hole in the third one’s chest but I almost die cuz the stairs are only 10ft long and the spell rebounds. The last one charges and I have to grab my lance and use my dwarven “set spear” ability to deal with the him, but he didn’t check for traps and falls into a conveniently placed 20-foot-deep pit. He tries to wait for a random encounter for backup but it’s just fifteen completely ordinary donkeys so he bleeds out. Just as TSR intended.

    War with Iran / Ayatollah Khamenei dead

      Ayatollah Khamenei dead

      🔥🥵🥵🔥 UH OH 🔥🥵🥵🔥! It looks like JIZZrael 💦🇮🇱 and the 🇺🇸 United States have Ass🍑-Ass🍑 inated Ayatollah Ali Cum-in-me of Iran 💦🥵🇮🇷💀. Big Donnie decided that 🇺🇸🍆American Dickplomacy 🍆🇺🇸 wasn’t working anymore and decided to take his BIG 😤 FAT 🎅🏻 tomacock 🪓🍆 missiles 🍆 and shoot a big deadly load at Cum-in-me 💦🥵🇮🇷. The supreme leader👳‍♂️🇮🇷 got on his knees🧎 and said “give me everything you’ve got daddy 🙏😩💦” but couldn’t handle all of those big meat 🍖 missiles 🍆 by himself. It’s a shame he won’t get to watch the 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️ pride World Cuck ⚽️🏟️💺game as 🇮🇷 Iran and 🇪🇬 Egypt try to score with each other 💋💄🍆😮 for 9️⃣0️⃣ HOLE minutes this summer. Lucky for him he can watch from the gay Barzakh 🏳️‍🌈🍸 in heaven and get more tomacock 🪓🍆 from his 7️⃣2️⃣ virgins 🤓.

Send this message to 🔟 of your closest friends📞📱. If you get 0️⃣ back, you’re only touching BB’s 👴🏻🇮🇱 PP 🍆🍆. Get 5️⃣ back and you can slap Trump’s rump 💇🏼‍♂️👏🍑. Get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting supreme cream from Cum-in-Me’s 💦🥵🇮🇷 7️⃣2️⃣ virgins 🤓🤓

      Iran War

      💥💥🔥 OOPSIE 🇺🇸💣💣!!! Looks like the US 👊👊 just CUMmenced a 🔥🔥 war with Iran 🍆🍆💦💦 time to STROKE 🤚🤚 the flames 🔥🔥 of conflict 💀🔪! Those 😈😈 CUMbatants 🪖🎖️are about to get SHOCKED ⚡⚡ by the American DICKtatorship 🍆💦 in an all-out ASSault 💢🍑💢! Strap on your ⚔️💥 gear, we’re going into BANG BANG 💣💣 territory, where every missile 🚀🍆 is going to land like a 💦💦 SPRAY of cum 🌊🌊 on their poppers 😏😏! Get ready for some BACK AND FORTH 🎯💋 exchange, if ya know what I mean 😉😉! Let’s see who can go the distance 🌍💪 in this HARDCORE CUMbatt! 🍑🔥💦💦💦 Slide into those trenches 🌍🏴‍☠️ and get STEAMED up for some REAL combat 💥💥, because this ASS-kicking is gonna get FREAKY! 🍆🍑😈🔥💣💦 
      🚂 Chugga chugga CHOO CHOO 🚂 I don’t want to say AYATOLLAH you so, but AYATOLLAH YOU SO!!!! The 🦅🇺🇸USA🇺🇸🦅 (aka the ULTIMATE SPANKER of ASS👏🍑) and its ABSOLUTE BOY 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👬💦🇮🇱JIZZ-RAEL🇮🇱💦 just ran a train🚂🚅 on IRAN🇮🇷. Our REAL ESTATE AGENT IN CHIEF🦧🏛️ just wrapped his BIG HANDS (🫲so big, the biggest🫱) around HO-MEINI’s waist and gave him THE MISSLE OF JUSTICE 🚀🚀🚀right in the OIL WELL 🚀 🕳️ 🍑 🙇🏽‍♂️while BIBI played with HEZBALLAHz 🤌🍒and put his WIWI 🥒STRAIGHT in the💋WHORE-MUZ💋for some IRON DOME 🫨. It be REGIME CHANGE SZN bitchezz 🫦and we givin the DICK👉👌🏻 to DICK-TATORz. Send 💌this to 🔟 of your closest ALLIES or get ur CUNTRY invaded

      This joke was actually so inappropriate. I CANNOT believe you’d make such a low-bar humor joke about PONIES.

        This joke was actually so inappropriate. I CANNOT believe you'd make such a low-bar humor joke about PONIES. American Psycho is a HORROR THRILLER FILM ABOUT KILLING AND DESECRATING HOOKERS. This was NOT funny, but DISGUSTING. Are you serious?? I can't even begin to consider if this was a genuine attempt at humor, or are you just bashing my personal FAVORITE SHOW. Princess Celestia would be SO. DISSAPOINTED.

        Hey dude. Letting you know someone in the queer platonic group chat (the one you left after Kai’s alter made some acephobic comments

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          Hey dude. Letting you know someone in the queer platonic group chat (the one you left after Kai's alter made some acephobic comments, which he apologized for later btw :/) said they found receipts on your twitter of you liking a James Charles tweet which is really,., yikes.

Also Rainbow said you were tweeting on ur Steven universe roleplay account that were gonna rewatch atla which is like a really transphobic and racist and sexist show and you know how Ash feels about even if they won't say anything about it be of their anxiety..., idk dude I just wanted to let you know.

I know Ash can be biphobic sometimes but they also live in an apartment and their parents are divorced so they have ptsd from it :// I think Ash might write a callout but me and Rainbow are trying to calm them down just be aware and maybe stop being toxic

          “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

            Started by a tweet by @JeremyTate41 in July 2023, the tweet has been used ironically as a copypasta to mock all kind of stuff.

            My father-in-law is a builder. It is difficult to get his attention in a magnificent space because he is lost in wonder. We were in a cathedral together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer…

“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

            In August 2025, @Grrted tweeted the same copypasta but changed it to Modern Warfare 2 and it blew up within the gaming community. 

            My father is a game dev. He is insanely gifted. We were playing MW2 (2009) together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to develop it today. 

I will never forget his answer…  “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

            Game optimization

            My father-in-law is a dev. He is insanely gifted. We were in a game jam together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to optimize games today. I will never forget his answer…

“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”