K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for “kidding?” So your reply is “kidding?” or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks have a K in it. "K"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "K"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "K" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "K" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "K" on your gravestone? Do you want people to remember you as the asshat who one day decided to respond to someone with a single letter? "Hey, look, everybody! It's that "K" guy!" That's who you are. You're going to be known as the "K" guy. How does it feel? Do you feel happy? Quite honestly, I don't care, which is why I'm not even going to respond to you. Goodbye, and good luck with your future as that guy who said "K". Alright listen up motherfucker, and get your comfy seat because we're gonna be here a while. Do you really think you can just get away with "k" as a message? What if someone did that to you, huh? Do you think you would like it? Making an entire paragraph to get a fuckin' one letter response of the tenth letter in the alphabet, you think that's fuckin' funny, jackass? Do you want your crush to respond back with "k" after you spill your feelings out like this? (Take me back, Emma.) Huh? What if I did it to you? k. Did you fuckin' like that? What, did you just jizz in your pants because someone disregarded your entire effort of writing this ENTIRE paragraph FROM HAND in about fifteen minutes? That just makes me feel fucking rejected just like my ex. (Take me back, Roxanne.) k. What're you, fuckin' gay? Can I have a response that actually MEANS something instead of just shitfacing our "conversation" with the spam of "k?" Now occasionally with questions or something it's reasonable, but doing it to any fucking response they say. "We're having a nuclear crisis, you have fifteen minutes to evacuate." You're the type of person that would fuckin' say "k" to that, you limp dick hypocrite. You think you can get away with this, right? You think it's SOOOOOO funny to do this shit, but I can guarantee that you'll be taken out back and shot soon. You're fucking dead, "k"iddo.
K?
K what?
K the letter before L, the letter after J?
Did you know that in JK, K stands for “Kidding”.
So your reply is “Kidding?”
Or K as in Potassium?
Do you need some Special K breakfast cereal?
K, as in K/O?
Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks?
Sharks has a K in it...
An unhinged AO3 reader gives some tips to the author on writing gay fanfics.
I notice that this is your first fanfic, so I'll give you a few tips. First, you don't have to pretend you're a guy/gay/whatever! I know a lot of young female authors do this to feel more validated and to cover up when something anatomically incorrect happens in their fanfiction, or men don't talk like real men would, but I want to tell you that there's really nothing wrong with being just straight woman. You're fine likt that. And you're going to make mistakes sometimes. And then, as you develop as a writer, the mistakes will become less and less! (I also want to point out that this narrative is very harmful to us, real gay people. We are not some mask to be worn when convenient and then taken off later. Please think about it.)
Secondly: balls, balls, and more balls. Kissing the belly or behind the ears can be fun in lesbian or heterosexual sex, but men focus on the cock and balls. That's where all our pleasure is; we don't feel a warm feeling in our lower abdomen, a tingling in our stomach, or get weak legs. Licking and biting your nipples is nice, but not enough to make you scream or moan. You can also forget about fingering -- if you've had sex with more than one partner and are active, all you need is a little lubrication and you're good to go. Of course, don't forget condoms; no one wants STD. And on the non-sexual side, I can assure you that no one starts coming out by checking if their parents are okay with it. You either know they are, or you're keeping quiet. I also don't know why Adam would have such a hard time finding a gay club nearby? From what I understand, the fanfiction is set in modern times, so he should be able to find something at least somewhat LGBT-friendly close to home. On the other hand, his pickiness is also a bit strange, like sorry not sorry, but rules like "he's too young/too old" or "he's my friend's ex" don't work in the gay world :p. If a man wants to fuck, he'll even sleep with a young straight man with a wife and five kids. That's just the reality. We also don't watch series like heated rivalry or heartstopper, and we don't read yaoi. Those are things typically aimed at women, and the actors/characters are designed for a female audience. Gay men don't like delicate he/him waifus. Those are the most obvious mistakes I've noticed. We'll see how it goes in the second chapter :p
We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them.
We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it.
This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.
I DO NOT upscale to "quality". I DO NOT upscale to "balanced". I DO NOT upscale to "performance". I run the game on Native resolution, and if the game doesn't run at a reasonable amount of FPS, I refund it!
First FIFA came for our human rights, and I did not speak out because I am not a human.
Then FIFA came for our ticket prices, and I did not speak out because I have no money anyway.
Then FIFA came for our water bottles, and I did not speak out because I drink straight from the tap.
Then FIFA came for the Vuvuzelas, and there was no one left to speak for me, because no one really likes Vuvuzelas anyway.
Its an anti-meme (memes without a punchline, the humor comes from knowing the context) of the infamous Vaporeon copypasta. The text is a rewording of an old PokeAimMD video so its bound to be outdated.
Hey guys, did you know that Vaporeon got a nice buff in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet? Just like the other evolutions in the Eevee family, it now has access to Calm Mind, allowing it to raise its Special Attack and Special Defense and actually become a threatening sweeper, which can be combined with Terastallization for some really fun interactions. By Terastallizing into a Ground type, you can completely wall Pokemon like Rotom’s Wash form which can no longer use Volt Switch on you, and can't hit you with Hydro Pump due to your Water Absorb ability. But where Vaporeon really excels is with its tried and true Wish/Protect defensive sets, which despite getting nerfed this generation with the loss of Heal Bell, are still fantastic at walling some of the RU tier’s Fire types like Hisuian Typhlosion and Armarouge, not having to worry about their Calm Mind sets due to Haze. Defensive sets can also Terastallize into a Ghost type to block Rapid Spin and also deal with Slither Wing, the strongest fighting type in RU. Other good options are Tera Poison to be immune to toxic while also still able check Fighting types or Tera Fairy for simply being a great Defensive typing. So even though it's no longer a Cleric, Vaporeon still has had no trouble doing what it does best; tanking hits and passing Wishes to its teammates.
