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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Hey guys, did you know that Vaporeon got a nice buff in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet?

    Its an anti-meme (memes without a punchline, the humor comes from knowing the context) of the infamous Vaporeon copypasta. The text is a rewording of an old PokeAimMD video so its bound to be outdated.

    Hey guys, did you know that Vaporeon got a nice buff in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet? Just like the other evolutions in the Eevee family, it now has access to Calm Mind, allowing it to raise its Special Attack and Special Defense and actually become a threatening sweeper, which can be combined with Terastallization for some really fun interactions. By Terastallizing into a Ground type, you can completely wall Pokemon like Rotom’s Wash form which can no longer use Volt Switch on you, and can't hit you with Hydro Pump due to your Water Absorb ability. But where Vaporeon really excels is with its tried and true Wish/Protect defensive sets, which despite getting nerfed this generation with the loss of Heal Bell, are still fantastic at walling some of the RU tier’s Fire types like Hisuian Typhlosion and Armarouge, not having to worry about their Calm Mind sets due to Haze. Defensive sets can also Terastallize into a Ghost type to block Rapid Spin and also deal with Slither Wing, the strongest fighting type in RU. Other good options are Tera Poison to be immune to toxic while also still able check Fighting types or Tera Fairy for simply being a great Defensive typing. So even though it's no longer a Cleric, Vaporeon still has had no trouble doing what it does best; tanking hits and passing Wishes to its teammates. 

    Hwoarang is dead.

      Hwoarang is dead.
      There is no longer any reason to play Hwoarang.
      Even when he was nerfed in Season 2, I did research and hard training to try and salvage the character, but I no longer see a future.
      I was very stressed out by this character's inefficient skill structure and unreasonable system elements, but looking at today's patch, there is no longer any need to play this character. It is time to look for another character.

      Prr mano, td lugar q eu entro nessa merda eu vejo essa pelúcia fdp.

        Prr mano, td lugar q eu entro nessa merda eu vejo essa pelúcia fdp. É só dar scroll no feed, abrir qq sub aleatório e lá tá ela: óculos redondos, franjinha torta, nariz vermelho brilhando, boquinha aberta mostrando dentinho de leite e aquele olhar de vadia pedindo pra levar rola kkk. Meu pau sobe na hora véi, a prr dura pra caralho pulsando dentro da cueca, pulsando mt forte. Já fiquei mt tempo dando zoom na carinha dela, apertando a foto na coxinha macia e imaginando cm seria meter nessa safada até gozar tudo nela. Me dá uma raiva da porra pq n dá pra fazer nada além de babar na tela e invejar p caralho quando a pessoa posta essa desgraça. Queria mandar na dm pedindo link pq eu preciso dessa puta mano. Alguém pfvr me manda o link da Shopee/Ali antes q eu pirar de vez kkkkk 

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        Damn dude, everywhere I go on this shit I see this fucking plushie. Just scroll through the feed, open any random subreddit and there she is: round glasses, crooked bangs, shiny red nose, open mouth showing her baby teeth and that slutty look begging for a cock lol. My dick gets hard instantly, man, my fucking hard-on throbbing inside my underwear, throbbing really hard. I've spent ages zooming in on her face, squeezing the picture of her soft thighs and imagining what it would be like to fuck this slut until I cum all over her. It makes me so fucking angry because there's nothing I can do but drool on the screen and be incredibly jealous when someone posts this thing. I wanted to DM her asking for the link because I need this bitch, man. Someone please send me the Shopee/Ali link before I completely lose it lol

        Ruger MPR copypasta

          Ruger MPR copypasta originated on the r/gundeals subreddit in 2018. It was originally written and posted by u/EMPEROR_CLIT_STAB_69.

          Compared to other entry-level ARs on the market, you're still coming out way ahead here with all the upgrades this thing is packing. In fact, this is more a mid-tier piece at an entry-level price. 18'' cold hammer-forged barrel w/5R rifling: $200
          
          Ruger’s Elite 452 two-stage trigger: $140
          
          Low-profile gas block : $10
          
          15-inch free-float handguard: $70
          
          Magpul MOE SL stock: $50
          
          Magpul MOE grip: $15 About $500 in upgrades over standard entry-level.
          
          You will be collecting parts for a year at dirt-bottom prices trying to build & beat this package. Pricing under $800 makes this a great deal and $700 is the closest we've been to the all-time low in many months.
          
          I got one for $725- she's a dream. Optic is Vortex 1-4 with Aero ultralight mount.

          I’m so Tired of LoO

            By u/LeafySoul, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lord of Order from AdventureQuest Worlds.

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Loo. I try to play Frostval Barb. My LoO deals more support. I try to play SC. My LoO deals more Support. I try to play AP. My LoO deals more support. I want to play /timeinn Ultras. The best comp has LoO. I want to play Ultra Dage, Nulgath. They both want LoO.
            
            LoO grabs me by the throat. I grind for her. I get forge for her. I give her the 30% weapon. She isn't satisfied. I get 51% Weapon. "I don't need this much DMG" She tells me. "Give me more Ultras Comp." She grabs SC and forces him to throw himself off the comp. "You just need to build around me more. I can deal more buff with AP."
            
            I can't swap for another class, I don't have enough play time on other classes. I grab my SC. My party declines. "Guess this is the end."My party grabs the other member. She says "Party, private Room." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, Meta Comp. What a cruel World.