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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

The fact that you took time out of your day to type that comment needs to be studied by scientists.

    The fact that you took time out of your day to type that comment needs to be studied by scientists. Somewhere in an alternate universe there's a version of you that opened the app, saw the video, thought "that's cool," and kept scrolling. Unfortunately, we got the timeline where you voluntarily announced your presence like a medieval town crier whose only purpose is to contribute absolutely nothing.

I imagine you sitting there after posting that comment, staring into the darkness of your room illuminated only by the sacred blue glow of your phone, waiting for somebody to acknowledge your existence. Not because the comment was funny. Not because it was clever. But because deep down you know that if the notification sound never comes, then for a brief moment you must confront the horrifying possibility that nobody cared.

Generations from now archaeologists will discover your comment fossilized in the digital ruins of this app and ask each other, "What ancient catastrophe caused this individual to believe this was worth posting?" Entire documentaries will be made. Experts will debate. Historians will argue. Yet no answer will ever be found.

The wildest part is that somewhere in your brain there was a process. Thoughts were generated. Decisions were made. Neurons fired. Electrical signals traveled at incredible speeds across a biological supercomputer evolved over millions of years just to arrive at THAT. That's like using a space shuttle to deliver a single grain of rice across the street.

I don't even dislike the comment. I'm fascinated by it. It has the same energy as finding a shopping cart in the middle of a forest. You're not angry. You're not confused. You're just left standing there wondering how events unfolded in such a specific sequence that reality allowed this to happen.

    把我的斗笠和八字胡气歪了，害我从梯田上滚了下来

      Its your average Chinese shitpost gibberish that is spammed in their social media.

      把我的斗笠和八字胡气歪了，害我从梯田上滚了下来，把邻家扎着丸子头穿着旗袍的妹妹的A+数学试卷、播放着铡美案的播音器和他碗里的狗肉撞掉了，但还好我会功夫，尽管眯着眼也没有砸到田里的老黄牛和竹林里的大熊猫，这时候我的师傅拿着我嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟响的手机找到我跟我说your phone linging，big boy come pick up your phone！我接起电话，原来是外卖员打电话给我，说我点的中餐到了，有大米，汤面，饺子还有左宗棠鸡。原来外卖员来到我家门口发现没门铃，于是敲了半天大鼓和铜锣，还是没人应才call的我，我跟他说先给我挂到我家门口那个兵马俑手上，路有点远得翻过八达岭长城，我马上开马拉的火车回去。Oh-oh-oh-oh...Oh-oh-oh-oh...Everybody is Kung fu fighting,Your mind becomes fast as lightning，Although the future is a little bit frightening，It's the book of your life that you're writing～

      Tungsten Arm O’Doyle copypasta

        From a Tweet by @matttomic that satirized the Los Angeles Angels’ tendency to lose games despite historically great performances from Mike Trout and Shohei Ohtani. Fun fact, the author revealed that he’s annoyed his viral Tweet has a typo when trying to save character space. He was switching between “homers” and “home runs” and somehow it became “homes runs”.

        every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"

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          Real Goth

            Someone remade the iconic real emo copypasta into goths.

            "Real Goth" only consists of the British post-punk scene and the late 70s/80s Goth rock scene. What is known by "second wave goth" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real goth influence. When people try to argue that bands like Marilyn Manson are not real goth, while saying that She Wants Revenge or London After Midnight is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake goth as Marilyn Manson (plus the pretentiousness). Real goth sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake goth is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL GOTH are Bauhaus, The Sisters of Mercy, Christian Death (the only real goth band from the non-British goth scene) and Siouxsie and the Banshees. Some examples of FAKE GOTH are The Faint, Type O Negative and Scary Bitches GOTH BELONGS TO POST-PUNK NOT TO INDUSTRIAL, METAL, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE
            Gothic rock isn't fucking real. There's no such thing. Bauhaus is just bargain bin Joy Division and Joy Division was a post-punk act. The Cure is just edgy synth pop. Siouxsie and the Banshees are just new wave. Sisters of Mercy are just hard rock. Even the bands that embrace the genre aren’t Goth. The Mission is a Sisters of Mercy rip-off, which as I’ve said previously, is just hard rock. Fields of the Nephilim aren’t even rock or post-punk, they’re death metal. “Goth fashion" was already a thing when the "subculture" came into being. It just wasn't called goth. It was called DRESSING LIKE SHIT!!!! Goth is a fanciful delusion of Gen X LOSERS and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

            Make the Axolotl mount a drop from Aetherfont instead of Savage NOW

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              Make the Axolotl mount a drop from Aetherfont instead of Savage NOW

I am beyond livid that the Axolotl mount is locked behind Savage. After I submitted a report in-game the GMs told me to post on the Official Forums instead. Here's the thing, Square Enix. Forward this thread to the developer who approved this and let them read this word by word.

You do not put cute mounts behind Savage, ever. Savage is for neckbeard no-lifers who play this game 24/7. Give them a crappy Magitek mount or something but cute mounts do NOT belong to raiders. You're insulting all your customers by locking one of the most popular mounts this patch behind an activity no one wants to do. I feel cheated out of my $15.

Next time, cute mounts need to be available in content that everyone does or on MogStation.