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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

A Cautionary note about golden strawberries

    From the game Celeste by a user named burqawitz on the gaming guide website GameFAQs back in 2018. Burqawitz was working on an extensive walkthrough for Celeste. When they reached the endgame content and analyzed the brutal requirement for Golden Strawberries (which require you to complete an entire chapter from start to finish without dying) they concluded that it was impossible.

    The original article had been removed from GameFAQs but a community archive and responses by burqawitz were saved on the wiki site.

    I do not believe that it is statistically possible to get every golden strawberry without using assist mode, or cheating in some way. I kinda think that [Maddy] Thorson was trolling us by putting these strawberries in the game, and having no way to tell if someone is using assist mode just by looking at the screen footage. I think [she] knows full well that it's impossible, and the whole thing is little more than a social experiment to see how many people will cheat and then try to pass their work off as legitimate. There is no achievement or reward for getting these strawberries. You don't unlock a special ending where Theo chips a tooth on the gold strawberries in your pie. You do get a stamp of a gold strawberry on your save file if you succeed in getting all 25 gold strawberries. But PC players have already learned to hack their save slot to manipulate these stamps - including removing the assist stamp.
    
    Certain youtubers who shall remain nameless claim to have gotten every golden strawberry legitimately within a week of the game's release - even going so far as to say that it was fairly easy to do compared to other games they've played. Having carefully inspected their videos and held extensive conversations with them and hearing their conflicting stories about why they were forced to use an assist mode enabled save to make their videos, but did not have an assist mode enabled save slot to show at the beginning of the videos, I am 100% certain that these are doctored videos made by nerdowells.
    
    That's not to say these people aren't good at the game. Even making a doctored video to look like you got the gold strawberries without cheating requires a tremendous amount of skill at the game. Please do not take this as a personal attack against anyone for their videos. Rather, consider this a cautionary note to you. Do not take these videos as proof that it's possible to get these strawberries and decide that you too are going to accomplish this, because if soandsoyoutuber can do it, so can you. I have yet to see a legitimate video that convinces me that it's possible. In the hunt for clicks and subscribers, youtubers sometimes deceive their audiences and end up wasting their time.
    
    If you're going to attempt these golden strawberries - understand that if you want recognition for the feat, you're going to have to make sure that you have proof that you're not cheating. If you're just doing this for your own personal sense of self-satisfaction that's great. But nobody is going to believe that you got all the gold strawberries if you tell them that you did. Don't even attempt to tell people you accomplished this unless you have video to back it up. Do not play on an assist mode enabled save slot, and then expect people to believe that you just didn't use any assist options. Play on a non-assist enabled save slot, or don't bother. Show the full experience, from title screen to level. Play with the game clock turned on. Pause the game on occasion so that people can see that you don't have assist mode available in your options. Play with the original music on. Don't make up some excuse about how you had to turn the music off because it was distracting. Anything to make it difficult to doctor the video. And even that might not be enough. The only surefire way to prove you did this is to livestream your accomplishment.
    
    But more importantly - think long and hard before you even attempt this. Is it really worth it? People aren't going to believe you unless you show proof, and that proof is going to be difficult to produce. You're unlikely to be able to monetize a legitimate video because it will contain copyrighted music. You're not going to make money doing this.
    
    Don't let an ambitious youtuber vying for clicks trick you into wasting your time. Understand before you begin that it's probably an impossible feat. If you understand this and you still want to go for it - good luck. I sincerely hope you can prove me wrong. 

    For me, it’s the McChicken.

      The McChicken copypasta originally came from 4chan born out of a massive trend on boards like /v/ (Video Games) and /tv/ (Television & Film) where users started parodying corporate astroturfing. Its meant to mock how incredibly forced, soulless, and overly enthusiastic corporate ad copy sounds.

      For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
      
      One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
      
      Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
      
      I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
      For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant. 

      American culture is being destroyed from within by degeneracy and insidious forces, the same ones that label intellectuals as “weird” and “creepy.”

        American culture is being destroyed from within by degeneracy and insidious forces, the same ones that label intellectuals as “weird” and “creepy.” For this reason I identify as Japanese more than American. In Japan, music, comics, games, animation are not just entertainment. They are high art. However, the Japanese spirit has certainly has begun to wither in the wake of the murder of Shinzo Abe. Nonetheless, I am confident the spirit of the samurai will return some day. Abe-dono will always be Prime Minister in the soul of the Japanese.

        You have been REPORTED TO TNT. That’s right, my Neofriend is an AMBASSADOR.

          You have been REPORTED TO TNT
          
          That's right, my Neofriend is an AMBASSADOR.
          Have fun being frozen 😂 DO NOT NeoMail me. Do NOT buy from my shop, view my pet look ups, etc. You will be REPORTED again
          
          I have over 1200 highly rated NeoBoard posts 😂 I will have you know I have many trophies on my JN account, too. I'm what some would call a "veteran" user, actually. I have over 300 stamps albumed, my pet's intelligence is over 100, AND I'm constantly making high-value deals because I know how to trade 😂😂
          
          NTY, GLT. I bet you ragequit KeyQuest and Kacheekers 🙈🙈 You have been BLOCKED on NeoPets!!

          Selamat, my name is Encik Ken. I’m a 27 year old American Malayboo

            Its the “Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.” copypasta but changed to a white guy (orang putih) larping as a Malay Malaysian.

            Selamat, my name is Encik Ken.
            
            I'm a 27 year old American Malayboo (Malaysia fan for you orang putih). I spend my days defending Bumiputera laws preferencing Malays and the Yang
            di-Pertuan Agong shared elective monarchy system on my tablet and reading about superior Malay states. (Penang, Malacca, Sabah, Sarawak etc.)
            
            I train with my Keris every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my dagger license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
            
            I speak Malay fluently, both Johor-Riau and the Kelantan-Pattani dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Malaysian history and their pendekar warrior code, which I follow 100%.
            
            When I get my Malaysian visa, I am moving to Kuala Lumpur to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a silat master or design policies to counter Chinese Malaysian overrepresentation in the private sector and commerce!
            
            I own several tanjaks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Malaysia, so I can fit in easier. I run amok among my elders and seniors and speak Malay as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
            
            Wish me luck in Malaysia!

            Pois é, ngm assiste ou sequer jogou futebol. Acompanhando o sub me veio uma pergunta, seria eu o único que jogou futebol de forma organizada sem ser pelada com os amigos?

              The original version was from r/nfl by u/ididilaudid bragging about being so good at football that he feel disconnected in football discussions. Later the meme was translated into Portuguese and it became a staple Brazilian shitpost in soccer discussion.

              Pois é, ngm assiste ou sequer jogou futebol. Acompanhando o sub me veio uma pergunta, seria eu o único que jogou futebol de forma organizada sem ser pelada com os amigos?
              
              tipo metade dos comentários que vejo aqui são obviamente escrito por não atletas que chega ser cômico.
              
              Quando eu jogava no sub 17 do Ypiranga (3 anos de titular)Eu corria mais rápido que qualquer um. Os técnicos do time me chamavam de Falcão dos pampas, apelido que ganhei devido ao meu talento e durante essas três temporadas fui o lateral mais temido do gauchão sub-17. No meu último ano chegamos as semi finais do estadual mas fomos fudidos pelos árbitros nos 43 do segundo tempo mas isso é outro assunto (me manda no privado se tiver interessado em saber mais)
              
              Então sim, espero que vocês possam entender porque eu sinto uma grande desconexão com os redditors desse sub. Por favor me diga que eu não sou o único que se sente assim lol 

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              While following the sub, a question came to me: am I the only one who has played soccer in an organized way other than casual games with friends?
              
              like half of the comments I see here are obviously written by non-athletes, which is almost comical.
              
              When I played for Ypiranga's under-17 team (3 years as a starter) I ran faster than anyone. The team's coaches called me the Falcon of the Pampas, a nickname I earned due to my talent and during those three seasons we were the most feared full-back in the under-17 Gaucho team. In my last year we reached the semi-finals of the state championship but were fucked by the referees in the 43rd minute of the second half, but that's another subject (send me a private message if you're interested in knowing more)
              
              So yes, I hope you can understand why I feel such a disconnect with the redditors on this sub. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol 

              Original

              Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized tackle football before?
              
              Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.
              
              When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it)
              
              So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical redditor. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol