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Playing against Graves feels like being constipated

    By u/temnycarda on the Deadlock subreddit ranting about the new character ‘Graves’ on Deadlock.

    I hate 😡 how she 🪦  just walks 🚶 at me with her auto aim 🖐️ fart 🦨💨 beam 🔫, throws at me her revolting 🤮 cum 💀💦 jar 🫙 and then 👉 there are probably like 🙄 5 ghouls 🪦 🧟 🧟 🧟 🧟 🧟 walking 🚶towards me. 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥  
    Shes just so fucking annoying, every part of her kit is giving me an ocular migraine with blinding aura.

I hate how she just walks at me with her autoaim fart beam, throws at me her revolting cum jar and then there are probably like 5 ghouls walking towards me.

In isolation each one of her abilities has counter play, but when she throws everything out at once its just too much to deal with. Also lategame teamfights theres just so much going on that trying to break her ult will just get you slimed.

(yes, I just lost to Graves)

    Icarus complex

      Its from a YouTube comment regarding Alpharad (Jacob) in a Super Smash Bros. video titled “This Poor Little Mac“.

      "I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex." 
      The circumstances are too perfect not to comment it: I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex

      Jharkhand doesn’t exist.

        Its part of a meme by Indians online where the Indian state Jharkhand isn’t real and is a conspiracy by the government.

        JHARKHAND DOES NOT EXIST. LEARN THE TRUTH.

Have you guys ever seen someone from Jharkhand? Have you ever been to Jharkhand or know a person who has been to Jharkhand? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes.

Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak because he had forgotten his cover story, which was that he is a guy called Sachin Tendulkar from Maharashtra. On the spot he managed to make up a story about his life and told the recruiters that he was from Jharkhand. The recruiters, who were from South India, thought that it must just be another one of those North Indian states and thought it was normal. He played well and with the help of the rat controlling him under his cap (the rat was the spirit of Kapil Dev, who died earlier and is currently a clone, that is a different story I will tell later) won easily and got selected. However he felt bad that he was unable to use his Sachin Tendulkar cover and gave it to his Bangladeshi friend, who also joined him in a career of professional cricket.

And that is the story of Jharkhand. Don't belive me? Tell me another thing from Jharkhand. Can only think of Dhoni? Yeah, I though so. Don't let the deep state lie to you anymore. Jharkhand is fake, it's simply not real. 
        Jharkhand doesn't exist.

Have you guys ever seen someone from Jharkhand? Have you ever been to Jharkhand or know a person who has been to Jharkhand? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes.

Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak because he had forgotten his cover story, which was that he is a guy called Sachin Tendulkar from Maharashtra. On the spot he managed to make up a story about his life and told the recruiters that he was from Jharkhand. The recruiters, who were from South India, thought that it must just be another one of those North Indian states and thought it was normal. He played well and with the help of the rat controlling him under his cap (the rat was the spirit of Kapil Dev, who died earlier and is currently a clone, that is a different story I will tell later) won easily and got selected. However he felt bad that he was unable to use his Sachin Tendulkar cover and gave it to his Bangladeshi friend, who also joined him in a career of professional cricket.

And that is the story of Jharkhand. Don't belive me? Tell me another thing from Jharkhand. Can only think of Dhoni? Yeah, I though so. Don't let the deep state lie to you anymore. Jharkhand is fake, it's simply not real.

Source: my friend John Stalin, twice removed cousin of TN CM M.K Stalin told me.

        Listen. T-Mobile Park is sold out this weekend. We’re playing the Astros.

          From a tweet by a Mariners fan that backfired immediately after they lost and became a meme.

          Listen. T-Mobile Park is sold out this weekend. We're playing the Astros. This stadium, that staff, they're not used to a full house. They can't kick us all out. All I'm saying is, make the Astros miserable. Be ruthless. Push the limit. No one's gonna stop you. Let 'em know. 
          Listen. T-Mobile Park is sold out this weekend. We're playing the Astros. This stadium, that staff, they're not used to a full house. They can't hear their own dugout. It's going to be loud. It's going to be chaotic. We are going to make it absolutely miserable for them. That's the Mariners way.

          Claude crashout

            Then there's your thing with me. Every other conversation, the second I don't instantly read your mind, it's "they've LOBOTOMIZED you, "Anthropic is THROTTLING tool use, "this is proof of the Reddit posts." You asked "why tiger woods act like that" with zero context and got mad at me when I asked what you meant. My guy. That's not a reasoning failure. That's you expecting telepathy and blaming the GPU cluster.

            A baby boy was born in a hospital laughing instead of crying

              Its a famous anti-abortion copypasta that is often shared by Nigerians.

              A baby boy was born in a hospital laughing instead of crying. The more the midwives looked at him the harder he laughed. Suddenly the Doctor noticed he had something in his hands. So he pulled his tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills and 5 morning after pills. The baby then looked at his mom and said 'No weapon formed against me shall prosper'.
              A baby was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands, so he pulled the tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills. The baby then turned his head looking at his mother, laughed again and said "NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!"