By u/LeafySoul, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lord of Order from AdventureQuest Worlds.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Loo. I try to play Frostval Barb. My LoO deals more support. I try to play SC. My LoO deals more Support. I try to play AP. My LoO deals more support. I want to play /timeinn Ultras. The best comp has LoO. I want to play Ultra Dage, Nulgath. They both want LoO.
LoO grabs me by the throat. I grind for her. I get forge for her. I give her the 30% weapon. She isn't satisfied. I get 51% Weapon. "I don't need this much DMG" She tells me. "Give me more Ultras Comp." She grabs SC and forces him to throw himself off the comp. "You just need to build around me more. I can deal more buff with AP."
I can't swap for another class, I don't have enough play time on other classes. I grab my SC. My party declines. "Guess this is the end."My party grabs the other member. She says "Party, private Room." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, Meta Comp. What a cruel World.