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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


If you don’t have NOD’s you’re gonna get smoked the second shit hits the fan bro.

    If you don't have NOD's you're gonna get smoked the second shit hits the fan bro. Every armed citizen in the US you're gonna face is a sheepdog who has an immediate modern minuteman bug-out kit while looking like an incognito gray man and is proficient in urban evasion tactics. The average OPFOR you're gonna be up against runs a MIL/LE end-user designed carrier with Level IV plates, Team Wendy Exfil, knows how to do perfect solo breach and clear CQB, owns GPNVG's and and MCX Virtus with full power DBAL, Surefire RC3 and IR-compatible optic bro. If you can't perform a 15 mile ruck and run a 6 minute mile in full kit you're instantly gonna die bro. You gotta use a Sub-MOA 18" RECCE SPR with an IR unit, Unity riser on your optic, and 77g Sierra MK262 or else you're gonna immediately die in SHTF, ounces equal pounds bro. If your kit isn't IR treated enough you're gonna stick out like a sore thumb and you're gonna get canoed on a night raid bro. if you load 30 rounds instead of 29 your 30rd PMags you're gonna have an FTF and get killed in a firefight bro. If you put too many mags on your carrier you can't go prone and you're gonna die bro. If you don't have more that 10 mags on your kit you're gonna go dry when you have to lay down suppressive fire and you're gonna die bro. If you don't wear Cyre's you're gonna die bro. You only live if you follow this.

    This is a Tesla model Y battery.

      This is a Tesla model Y battery. It takes up all of the space under the passenger compartment of the car.

To manufacture it you need:
--12 tons of rock for Lithium (can be extracted from sea water)
-- 5 tons of cobalt minerals (Most cobalt is made as a byproduct of
the processing of copper and nickel ores. It is the most difficult
material to obtain for a battery and the most expensive.)
-- 3 tons nickel ore
-- 12 tons of copper ore

You must move 250 tons of soil to obtain:
-- 26.5 pounds of Lithium
-- 30 pounds of nickel
-- 48.5 pounds of manganese
-- 15 pounds of cobalt

To manufacture the battery also requires:
-- 441 pounds of aluminum, steel and/or plastic
-- 112 pounds of graphite

The Caterpillar 994A is used for the earthmoving to obtain the essential minerals. It consumes 264 gallons of diesel in 12 hours.

Finally you get a “zero emissions” car.

Presently, the bulk of the necessary minerals for manufacturing the batteries come from China or Africa. Much of the labor for getting the minerals in Africa is done by children! If we buy electric cars, it's China who profits most!

BTW, this 2021 Tesla Model Y OEM battery (the cheapest Tesla battery) is currently for sale on the Internet for $4,999 not including shipping or installation. The battery weighs 1,000 pounds (you can imagine the shipping cost). The cost to replace Tesla batteries is:

Model 3 -- $14,000+ (Car MSRP $38,990)
Model Y -- $5,000–$5,500 (Car MSRP $47,740)
Model S -- $13,000–$20,000 (Car MSRP $74,990)
Model X -- $13,000+ (Car MSRP $79,990)

It takes SEVEN years for an electric car to reach net-zero CO2. The life expectancy of the batteries is 10 years (average). Only in the last three years do you begin to reduce your carbon footprint. Then the batteries have to be replaced and you lose all the gains you made in those three years.

      I SAY HOW FRIGGGEN DARE U RELEASE multiclassing

        excellent pasta from the discord
        byu/cquinn5 inDarkAndDarker
        Alright here you JOKERS! Listen to me, the big man. That's right, me. I am a big man, and I had enough, enough I SAY !!!!! HOW FRIGGEN DARRRE YOU..... I SAY HOW FRIGGGEN DARE U RELEASE multiclassing and not even add all this stuff first - I have my own list of stuff i deem more important then you. SO DO IT. I HAD ENOUGH. I CANT EVEN START TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON I AM OVERWHELH WITH FEELINGS feeeling i dont understand. AND NOW U . DARE... DARE ADD MULTICLAzzING. U KNOW i cant farm for 90 hours a week with my 80 hour job and my damn wife and her stupid kid. HOW DARE U RUIN the one thing i lvoe in the world which is standard pre-setclasses I AM GRINDING my teeeth I bite my thumb at thee sir. HOW DARE YOU ANd u didnt even release DRUID or the GUILD MASTER WOW im going on reddit on now. BEHOLD THE TERROR OF MY CRYING ARMY. WE are the devs not u . we are the ones who cry. not you. WE ARE THE ONES IN THE DUNGEON. and we hate things that are new. So don't bother being dev anymore just ship it already. IM the new dev in town, hand over the trello page now so i can edit a proper roadmap for ur entire company its so easy for me and all these other criers to make games bro. Like u just bought unity asets. LISTEN now, or I will make more own game with my own non dynmaic structure. ME and my 4 friends are going to play Greed Is Good tonight and ur gonna say where are thoes guys. and guess what...

        Boy oh boy, where do I even begin, but in Russian

          Its the Russian version of the ‘Boy oh boy LeBron, where do I even start?‘ meme that started from Tiktok. 

          Боже, о боже, с чего бы мне начать?

Леброн... дорогой, мой мишка-мишка. Я полюбил тебя с тех пор, как впервые увидел тебя. То, как вы въезжаете в краску и вселяете страх в глаза врагов. Твое шелковистое прикосновение к краю и великолепный бросок в прыжке. Я бы сделал для тебя все что угодно. Мне бы хотелось остановить время, чтобы мне никогда не пришлось смотреть, как ты уходишь на пенсию. У тебя было тяжелое детство, но ты никогда не терял надежду. Ты даже за пределами площадки потрясающий, ты отличный муж и отец, иногда я даже называю тебя папой. Я вечно боюсь и плачу, думая о том дне, когда ты однажды уйдешь на пенсию. Я бы пожертвовал своей жизнью, если бы это было единственное, что могло вызвать улыбку на твоем прекрасном лице. Вы подарили мне столько радости и горя за эти годы. Я помню, когда ты впервые покинул Кливленд, и мое сердце словно разбилось на миллион кусочков. Но слеза все равно потекла из моего правого глаза, когда я увидел, как ты выиграл свой первый перстень в Майами, потому что в глубине души мой славный король заслужил это. Я просто хотел, чтобы ты вернулся домой. Потом, увы, ты это сделал, мой милый малыш пришел домой, и я обрадовалась. 2015 год был для нас трудным, детка, но в 2016 году ты сотворила историю. Ты вернулся со счетом 3-1, и я не мог в это поверить. Я плакала, даже рыдала, и услышала, как мой славный король воскликнул такие слова:

«КЛИВЛЕНД, ЭТО ДЛЯ ВАС!» Ты не только навсегда изменил игру в баскетбол и мир, но и навсегда изменил мой мир. И вот ты постарел, но все еще козел, мой козел. Я люблю тебя, медвежонок, мой славный король, Леброн Джеймс.

          until I’m swollen, until l’m crying, until I cant walk, until I’m numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red

            until I'm swollen, until l'm crying, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my whole body shakes, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until all my holes are filled, until i cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until the whole world hears, until he's out of juice, We aren't ever stopping, the bed could break, 2 the floor could cave in, and there could be a killer natural disaster outside but we aren't stopping, until we invent a new position, until l'm trembling underneath, until I see stars and fireworks in the back of my head, until I can't think anymore, until I forget how to talk, I'll ride him until I can't breathe, until the room stinks, until the blood in my body turns white like his juice, until my legs are shaking, until I can't feel my legs he can top me
            until hes swollen, until hes crying, until he cant walk, until hes numb, until his throat hurts, until his cheeks are red, until the neighbours know my name, until his legs are useless, until his eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until his whole body shakes, until his bones disconnect, until he passes out, until all his holes are filled, until he cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until he remembers the length of it, until the end of time, until it reaches his stomach, until im grunting and growling, until the whole world hears, until im out of juice, We aren't ever stopping, the bed could break, 2 the floor could cave in, and there could be a killer natural disaster outside but we aren't stopping, until we invent a new position, until he trembling underneath, until he sees stars and fireworks in the back of my head, until he can't think anymore. until he forgets how to talk

            What the fuck did you just say to me Stilgar?

              What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Feydakin, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Harkonnen spice fleets, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in spicy gorilla warfare and I’m the top worm rider in the entire southern Fremen forces. You are nothing to me but just another water bottle. I will wipe you the fuck out with prescience the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dune, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the radio? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Fremen spies across Arrakis and your shield data is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sandstorm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can see any past, any future, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my knife. Not only am I extensively trained in street knife warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my dad's nuclear arsenal and I will use it to its full extent to return your water to the fucking desert, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy jihad your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Lisan al'Gaib-cursed idiot. I will shit spice all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

              Dune Navy Seals copypasta

              What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Sardaukar, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on the Atreides, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in kanly warfare and I’m the top duelist in the entire Imperium. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Imperium, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me in front of the Landsraad? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of mentats across the Imperium and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of House Corino and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of Arrakis, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Harkonnen.