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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Pelican mouth copypasta

    pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to enjoy OG backrooms

      By u/Plane-Assumption2926, its the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to backrooms.

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to enjoy OG backrooms. The horror is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of liminal and psychological horror, most of the terror will go over a typical viewer’s head. There is also the backrooms’s horrors of the infinite, which is deftly woven into the 4chan post’s description, the liminal horror draws heavily from The Yellow Wallpaper and House of Leaves. OG backrooms fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the horror, to realized they're not just scary- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike OG backrooms are truly idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the horror in the Backrooms existencial horror; “Endless yellow office halls with no threats,” which itself is a cryptic reference to H.P.Lovecrafts Cool Air Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as 4Chan’s genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I do think the backrooms movie should just be two hours of characters losing their mind. And no, you cannot see it. Its for the OG fans only-- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. 

      I’m so disappointed by the fart implementation in this game

        An Instagram user wrote a critique of the fart implementation for Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. In a sea of fart fetishists, the civilized fart humor enjoyer emerges to enlighten us all.

        Dude I'm so disappointed by the fart implementation in this game. In TL, you'd just peek into their apartments to occasionally see them ripping wet ass and it was SO funny. They could be alone, or chilling with their friend. Didn't matter. It didn't discriminate who farted either. It could be Jesus, your grandma, your waifu, whatever. In this game though, you have to choose whether they fart or they don't, but the problem is, if you DO give them the quirk, all they fucking do is fart. It's not funny when they just saunter about letting them slip out 24/7. It was funny in the original because you were sleeping with one eye open-never knowing where or when it would happen next.

        Your comment shows you don’t understand the art of climbing at all.

          Your comment shows you don’t understand the art of climbing at all.
          
          Sure, Dean could have done any of those climbs when he wanted, but he wanted to do it WHEN THE TIME WAS RIGHT. 
          
          I’m an athlete and have free soloed hundreds of pitches. Maybe close to a thousand I don’t count. And I can tell you an athlete has periods of great strength, and then periods of weaknesses. 
          
          Athletes have periods of great motivation, and then periods of great doubt. 
          
          To free solo at your own limit, let alone at the cutting edge of an entire freak of nature niche discipline, requires the timing to feel very right.
          
          Not to mention feeling in harmony with nature, the spot, and yourself ON THAT PARTICULAR DAY.
          
          I’ve showed up to free solo and one or more thing felt off, not even considering days where weather or natural elements made soloing seem too risky.
          
          A good soloist takes dozens of factors into consideration.
          
          And all that wraps up into a package they analyze to decide what to do that day. 
          
           The extra variable that isn’t pretty is that dean probably had some ego, and some desire to make it big (for better or worse), and wanted to time the solo a certain way with current news in climbing, the world, and coordinating perhaps with his sponsors? 
          
          I mean if he made a media splash with a new solo he could further provide for himself via sponsors and thus continue the life he lived in the valley.  

          Salem, my name is Ken-myrza.

            From 4chan its satire of the ‘Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama’ copypasta but changed to Kazakhstan.

            Salem, my name is Ken-myrza.
            
            I'm a 27 year old American Kazakhboo (Kazakhstan fan for you sheteldiks). I enjoy erecting yurts in my garden, and spend my days listening to superior Kazakh oral poetry (Alpamys Batyr, Koblandy Batyr, Qyz Jibek) and telling people that Borat isn't
            representative of Kazakh culture.
            
            I train in traditional Kazakh archery every day, including sadak atu (foot archery) and zhamby atu (horseback archery). Kazakh bows are vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my archery license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
            I speak Kazakh fluently, both Soltüstik-şıgys and the Oñtüstik dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Kazakh history and their Turkic batyr warrior code, which I follow 100%.
            
            When I get my Kazakh visa, I am moving to Astana (formerly Nursultan) to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an avant- garde futuristic post-Soviet architect and find a beautiful wasian wife!
            I own several shapans, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Kazakhstan, so I can fit in easier. I offer horse meat to my elders and seniors and speak Kazakh as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
            
            Wish me luck in Kazakhstan!

            today my husband asked me, “9s or me?”

              today, my husband asked me, "9s or me?" Which is so funny because i had to remind him, “baby you ARE 9s. "9s laughed, but then he got blurry, and the nurse walked in and forced me to take my pills