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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Merzbow, Boredoms, the Gerogerigegege, Coil… (merzbow copypasta)

    AKA the Merzbow copypasta or the poseurcore copypasta is a list of experimental and obscure music that started from a 4chan /mu/ thread asking about people’s poseurcore list. The original 2016 version of the copypasta was shorter but had since been expanded when it became meme.

    Merzbow, Boredoms, the Gerogerigegege, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Whitehouse, Nurse with Wound, Einstürzende Neubauten, Brainbombs, Egor Letov, Death in June, Current 93, La Monte Young, Moondog, Lou Harrison, Henry Cowell, Luigi Russolo, Popol Vuh, Fishmans, Jean-Jacques Perrey, Les Rallizes Dénudés, Rainbow Caroliner, Taj Mahal Travellers, Fushitsusha, Peter Brötzmann, John Cage, Scott Walker, Unwound, Dead, Frank Zappa, Morton Feldman, Captain Beefheart, Pharoah Sanders, Albert Ayler, Ornette Coleman, Alice Coltrane, Arnold Schoenberg, Pierre Boulez, György Ligeti, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Nang Nang, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, Nara Leão, Basic Channel, Raymond Scott, Delia Derbyshire, Daphne Oram, Noah Howard, Terry Riley, Peter Sotos, Lula Côrtes e Zé Ramalho, Boyd Rice, Mahmoud Ahmed, Henry Flynt, Kazumoto Endo, David Tudor, Aporea, Half Japanese, Mega Banton, Secret Chiefs 3, Keiji Haino, Ramleh, Otomo Yoshihide, John Zorn, Joe Meek, Robbie Basho, Phil Spector, Faxed Head, Harry Partch, Wesley Willis, Fred Frith, The Residents, Sun Ra, Sun City Girls, Hans Krüsi, Royal Trux, Jandek, Yat-Kha, Loren Mazzacane Connors, Pärson Sound, The Dead C, Comus, Cromagnon, Eliane Radigue, Arthur Doyle, Shizuka, The Red Krayola, Henry Cow, Magma, Opus Avantra, Pan.Thy.Monium., Murmuüre, Ksiezyc, Gong, Cukor Bila Smert', cLOUDDEAD, Muslimgauze and Kaoru Abe

    This game is NOT for kids!😡 (Geometry Dash)

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      What was Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala thinking when making this game?! The game obviously presents itself as "family friendly" or "educational" with its title "Geometry Dash", while not being EITHER or them!!!! Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala has been putting explicit language and HORRIFYING graphics in this game and it STILL SOMEHOW got 13+ age rating???!!! For example in the spin-off gane "Geometry Dash Subzero" has a skull character saying "G*d d*mn" WITHOUT SENCORING IT MIND YOU!!!! And the level "Clubstep" in the original game has ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING monsters that many kids have surely got nightmares!!! AND TO TOP ALL OF TAHT OFF, ANYONE, mind you, ANYONE can upload any levels they want, with many of them being h*ll themed and SOMEHOW Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala Is not banning the users who make abominations like this!?!?!? AND ALL of the top levels have a horrifying name!!! For example "Tidal Wave" WHY IS Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala ALLOWING THESE KINDS OF NAMES?!?!?!? We need to UNITE, TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE THIS ABOMINATION OF A GAME OFF THE INTERNET AND MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE!!!!!!

      Wow. Just wow. I sat here expecting at least the smallest crumb of humor and instead you delivered whatever that was supposed to be

        Wow. Just wow. I sat here expecting at least the smallest crumb of humor and instead you delivered whatever that was supposed to be. Not a laugh, not a smile, not even that polite nose exhale people do when something is mildly amusing. My face remained completely motionless the entire time like I had just read the nutritional label on a cereal box. I actually paused for a second because I thought maybe the joke had not loaded yet, but no. That was the whole thing. I refuse to believe a real human being looked at that and thought “yes, this is ready for public consumption.” I tried to give it a chance. I really did. I reread it three times thinking maybe there was some hidden comedic genius that my brain had simply missed the first time. Nothing. The more I looked at it the worse it became. At this point I am convinced the joke was not written but assembled by randomly pulling words out of a hat. Somewhere out there a clown just lost their job because you single handedly lowered the global standard for humor. You know when people say something is painfully unfunny as a figure of speech. This is not that. This is a scientific phenomenon. If researchers studied the effects of that joke they would probably discover a new emotion that sits somewhere between confusion and secondhand embarrassment. I felt my brain actively trying to escape my skull just to avoid processing it. That level of disappointment should honestly be documented for future generations. I want you to understand the effort I put into trying to find the joke funny. I leaned back in my chair. I squinted slightly like maybe the angle of my eyes would reveal something clever. I even looked away and came back to it later just in case my mood was the problem. Still nothing. My reaction remained the same blank expression someone has when they accidentally open the wrong tab on their browser. If humor were a sport this would be the equivalent of showing up to the Olympics and immediately tripping over your own shoelaces before the event even begins. Just seeing this ruined my entire life.

        holy shit dude u literally popped off with this one i am shaking in the club rn

          holy shit dude u literally popped off with this one i am shaking in the club rn because that ending was so gas i can't even breathe properly like the way u handled the climax was so big brained and i'm literally obsessed with how u describe the atmosphere because it's so moody and perfect and i've literally read this three times already just today because i'm a total simp for ur writing style and u never miss with these updates like actually how r u so talented it's not fair to the rest of us mortals Imao but anyway u r the goat and i love u for posting this but also it's kinda crazy how u can write all this deep shit but u probably can't even cook an egg or change a tire or do anything that actually makes u a useful person in society like u r definitely the type of person who lets their mail pile up for months because u r too scared to open an envelope and u probably live in a room that smells like stale energy drinks and failure while ur parents wonder where they went wrong with u honestly.

          I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit

            I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's <0.1" outside" as he takes a ball 2. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.