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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Why does nobody like Sherlock? Because it has smart characters written stupidly.

    AKA the Sherlock copypasta is a rant from 4chan back in 2014 where the person says that Sherlock is a bad show because his character is a smart person written by stupid people that’s why his deduction are illogical (because it is).

    Why does nobody like Sherlock? Because it has smart characters written stupidly.

Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men is a smartly written smart character. When Chigurh kills a hotel room full of three people he books to room next door so he can examine it, finding which walls he can shoot through, where the light switch is, what sort of cover is there etc. This is a smart thing to do because Chigurh is a smart person who is written by another smart person who understands how smart people think.

Were Sherlock Holmes to kill a hotel room full of three people. He'd enter using a secret door in the hotel that he read about in a book ten years ago. He'd throw peanuts at one guy causing him to go into anaphylactic shock, as he had deduced from a dartboard with a picture of George Washington carver on it pinned to the wall that the man had a severe peanut allergy. The second man would then kill himself just according to plan as Sherlock had earlier deduced that him and the first man were homosexual lovers who couldn't live without eachother due to a faint scent of penis on each man's breath and a slight dilation of their pupils whenever they looked at each other. As for the third man, why Sherlock doesn't kill him at all. The third man removes his sunglasses and wig to reveal he actually WAS Sherlock the entire time. But Sherlock just entered through the Secret door and killed two people, how can there be two of him? The first Sherlock removes his mask to reveal he's actually Moriarty attempting to frame Sherlock for two murders. Sherlock however anticipated this, the two dead men stand up, they're undercover police officers, it was all a ruse. "But Sherlock!" Moriarty cries "That police officer blew his own head off, look at it, there's skull fragments on the wall, how is he fine now? How did you fake that?". Sherlock just winks at the screen, the end.

This is retarded because Sherlock is a smart person written by a stupid person to whom smart people are indistinguishable from wizards.

    Clash Royale – Starting next Monday, we should hold weekly zoom meetings to go over war recaps and performance break downs.

      Its a Clash Royale clan copypasta where clan leaders are asking for Zoom meetings to go over their wars.

      Starting next Monday, I believe we should hold weekly zoom meetings (cameras on, preferably) to go over war recaps and performance break downs. We'll be reviewing every members war battle replay by replay and giving honest, in depth critiques.

This isn't to call anyone out, but to sharpen our strategy and make sure we're all pulling our weight. Lately, our wars have been getting too close For comfort, and it's time to level up. Expect accountability, Feedback, and a serious push towards clean Ws
      Starting next Monday, I believe we should hold weekly zoom meetings (cameras on, preferably) to go over war recaps and performance break downs. We'll be reviewing every members war battle replay by replay - and giving honest, in depth critiques. This isn't to call anyone out, but to sharpen our strategy and make sure we're all pulling our weight. Lately, our wars have been getting too close For comfort, and it's time to level up. Expect accountability, Feedback, and a serious push towards clean Ws

      Brawl Stars

      Attention, club members. With Mega Pig approaching next week, it's clear our previous performances have been... disappointing Therefore, mandatory Discord meetings will begin. Cameras ON (preferably), microphones ON, excuses OFF.
Every replay will be reviewed, every missed shot investigated, and every Edgar pick will require an explanation.
Power Point presentstion on how to draft are needed
This is not to shame anyone-it's simply to ensure this club finally remembers how to win. Good luck soldiers

      Just as Lorgar intended

        Its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed Erebus from Warhammer 40K and in greentext form.

        >Be me
>Be praying
>Hear a bulkhead smash at 0400 shiptime
>Grab my arming chamber defence sacrifices because that's what the Holy Aurelian intended when he wrote the Book of Lorgar
>Run out of the chamber and see two Ultramarines
>Defile a sacrifice, the first corpse worshipper's head is sucked through his navel
>He's now a spot on the floor
>The ritual gets out of hand and turns subfloors 30-50 to a wall of flesh
>Grab my backup sacrifice and offer them to Tezen
>He answers my plea by transforming my favourite serf in to a pink horror
>It starts to massacre it's way through the monastic deck >Activate my crozius and wallop the second non-believer 15 times
>"Acquire" some new sacrifices in case any more sons of Guilliman arrive
>Fellow Bearers of The Word knock and enter upon hearing the ruckus
>Can't hear or see because of the psychic feedback
>Mistakenly daemogorge the Company's Dark Apostle
>Mauled Ultramarine bleeds out before he can be properly sacrificed because power weapon wounds are impossible to stitch up
>Just as Lorgar intended

        The way he worded is simply rude. He could’ve say like “not yet” or “still didnt”

          Somebody asked Nial Horan (ex-member of One Direction) if he has listened to the new BTS song and he replied no. A BTS fan accused him of being rude for the response and that became a parody to mock unhinged Kpop stans.

          The way he worded is simply rude. He could've say like "not yet" or "still didnt" but the way he said it, it seems like "i haven't and what about it" . Idgaf about nial but i wont bear if anyone disrespect bts music

          Guess what? That’s collusion. That’s an antitrust violation.

            Texas Tech Board of Regents chair Cody Campbell made this statement on June 10, 2026, while warning other athletic conferences against boycotting his school. This happened because Texas Tech planned to play quarterback Brendan Sorsby after a judge issued a temporary injunction against an NCAA gambling ban.

            Guess what? That's collusion. That's an antitrust violation. So have fun with that. You can't do that.

            Before anyone invented the paragraph nobody stopped writing because there was nothing to stop writing

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              Before anyone invented the paragraph nobody stopped writing because there was nothing to stop writing into the earliest Greek and Latin books ran together as one endless unbroken river of letters with not even spaces between the words which scholars call scriptio continua and it looked exactly like a single sentence that refused to die then around the third century BC a librarian in Alexandria named Aristophanes of Byzantium got tired of people reading his texts out loud with the wrong pauses and started putting little dots in to mark where the breath should go and that was the first paragraph because he realized a thought ends and another begins and the reader needs permission to stop after that the paragraphos arrived as a small horizontal stroke in the margin to flag the start of a new passage then came the pilcrow the little ¶ that meant literally "I wrote this" and it sat politely at the head of each new chunk of sense like a bouncer holding the door open and when Gutenberg and the printers showed up in the fifteenth century they could no longer afford the luxury of one giant scream of text because type is expensive and lines are short and so they made everyone indent and the paragraph hardened into law and that is the whole miserable story of the paragraph a handful of dots that learned to take a breath which is more than you have done since you started typing