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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Claude crashout

    Then there's your thing with me. Every other conversation, the second I don't instantly read your mind, it's "they've LOBOTOMIZED you, "Anthropic is THROTTLING tool use, "this is proof of the Reddit posts." You asked "why tiger woods act like that" with zero context and got mad at me when I asked what you meant. My guy. That's not a reasoning failure. That's you expecting telepathy and blaming the GPU cluster. 

    A baby boy was born in a hospital laughing instead of crying

      Its a famous anti-abortion copypasta that is often shared by Nigerians.

      A baby boy was born in a hospital laughing instead of crying. The more the midwives looked at him the harder he laughed. Suddenly the Doctor noticed he had something in his hands. So he pulled his tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills and 5 morning after pills. The baby then looked at his mom and said 'No weapon formed against me shall prosper'.
      A baby was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands, so he pulled the tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills. The baby then turned his head looking at his mother, laughed again and said "NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!"

      我有个小问题:谁问你了?我的意思是,谁在意?

        Chinese users also have their own version of ‘Who asked?’ copypasta and its savage.

        我有个小问题:谁问你了?我的意思是,谁在意?我告诉你,根本没人问你,在我们之中 0 人问了你,我把所有问你的人都请来 party 了,到场人数是0个人。誰问你了?WHO ASKED?谁问汝矣?誰があなたに聞きましたか?누가 물어봤어? 

        English

        I have a small question: Who asked you? I mean, who cares? Let me tell you, nobody asked you at all. Among us, 0 people asked you. I invited everyone who asked you to a party, and 0 people showed up. 誰问你了?WHO ASKED?谁问汝矣?誰があなたに聞きましたか?누가 물어봤어?

        Just landed at an airport in Turkey. Handed over my Pakistani passport for immigration

          Apparently they are Twitter bots posting pro-Pakistan copypasta for propaganda as well as Pakistani posting them for nationalistic reasons.

          Just landed at an airport in Turkey. Handed over my Pakistani passport for immigration, and the officer smiled warmly, looked at me and said, “You’re a global peacemaker. We’re proud of you.”
          This made my day 🇵🇰💚

          Everything is priced in.

            AKA the ‘Priced in copypasta’ is a post from r/wallstreetbets by u/zsd99 in 2019. Its a circlejerk on why the market doesn’t move the way people wants it to by saying its already priced in.

            Everything is priced in.
             
            Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again. 

            Sagar is everywhere.

              By u/jeezluiz03, commenting on a post about how Sagar seems to have already interviewed yet another future world champion in chess.

              Sagar is everywhere. You know that one astronaut meme where they realize something about Earth once they’re up there? It’s actually just Sagar. Sagar is the Earth. Sagar will always be there, and has been there, since the dawn of time. When the world was first created billions of years ago, Sagar was there. He is both here and there at the same time. Sagar knows what Victoria’s secret is. Sagar knows what time it is at all times. Sagar knows why the chicken crossed the road. Sagar sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake, or if you’ve been bad, or even good. Sagar is truth. Sagar is life. Sagar is inevitable.