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I SAY HOW FRIGGGEN DARE U RELEASE multiclassing

    excellent pasta from the discord
    byu/cquinn5 inDarkAndDarker
    Alright here you JOKERS! Listen to me, the big man. That's right, me. I am a big man, and I had enough, enough I SAY !!!!! HOW FRIGGEN DARRRE YOU..... I SAY HOW FRIGGGEN DARE U RELEASE multiclassing and not even add all this stuff first - I have my own list of stuff i deem more important then you. SO DO IT. I HAD ENOUGH. I CANT EVEN START TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON I AM OVERWHELH WITH FEELINGS feeeling i dont understand. AND NOW U . DARE... DARE ADD MULTICLAzzING. U KNOW i cant farm for 90 hours a week with my 80 hour job and my damn wife and her stupid kid. HOW DARE U RUIN the one thing i lvoe in the world which is standard pre-setclasses I AM GRINDING my teeeth I bite my thumb at thee sir. HOW DARE YOU ANd u didnt even release DRUID or the GUILD MASTER WOW im going on reddit on now. BEHOLD THE TERROR OF MY CRYING ARMY. WE are the devs not u . we are the ones who cry. not you. WE ARE THE ONES IN THE DUNGEON. and we hate things that are new. So don't bother being dev anymore just ship it already. IM the new dev in town, hand over the trello page now so i can edit a proper roadmap for ur entire company its so easy for me and all these other criers to make games bro. Like u just bought unity asets. LISTEN now, or I will make more own game with my own non dynmaic structure. ME and my 4 friends are going to play Greed Is Good tonight and ur gonna say where are thoes guys. and guess what...

    Boy oh boy, where do I even begin, but in Russian

      Its the Russian version of the ‘Boy oh boy LeBron, where do I even start?‘ meme that started from Tiktok. 

      Боже, о боже, с чего бы мне начать?

Леброн... дорогой, мой мишка-мишка. Я полюбил тебя с тех пор, как впервые увидел тебя. То, как вы въезжаете в краску и вселяете страх в глаза врагов. Твое шелковистое прикосновение к краю и великолепный бросок в прыжке. Я бы сделал для тебя все что угодно. Мне бы хотелось остановить время, чтобы мне никогда не пришлось смотреть, как ты уходишь на пенсию. У тебя было тяжелое детство, но ты никогда не терял надежду. Ты даже за пределами площадки потрясающий, ты отличный муж и отец, иногда я даже называю тебя папой. Я вечно боюсь и плачу, думая о том дне, когда ты однажды уйдешь на пенсию. Я бы пожертвовал своей жизнью, если бы это было единственное, что могло вызвать улыбку на твоем прекрасном лице. Вы подарили мне столько радости и горя за эти годы. Я помню, когда ты впервые покинул Кливленд, и мое сердце словно разбилось на миллион кусочков. Но слеза все равно потекла из моего правого глаза, когда я увидел, как ты выиграл свой первый перстень в Майами, потому что в глубине души мой славный король заслужил это. Я просто хотел, чтобы ты вернулся домой. Потом, увы, ты это сделал, мой милый малыш пришел домой, и я обрадовалась. 2015 год был для нас трудным, детка, но в 2016 году ты сотворила историю. Ты вернулся со счетом 3-1, и я не мог в это поверить. Я плакала, даже рыдала, и услышала, как мой славный король воскликнул такие слова:

«КЛИВЛЕНД, ЭТО ДЛЯ ВАС!» Ты не только навсегда изменил игру в баскетбол и мир, но и навсегда изменил мой мир. И вот ты постарел, но все еще козел, мой козел. Я люблю тебя, медвежонок, мой славный король, Леброн Джеймс.

      until I’m swollen, until l’m crying, until I cant walk, until I’m numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red

        until I'm swollen, until l'm crying, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my whole body shakes, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until all my holes are filled, until i cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until the whole world hears, until he's out of juice, We aren't ever stopping, the bed could break, 2 the floor could cave in, and there could be a killer natural disaster outside but we aren't stopping, until we invent a new position, until l'm trembling underneath, until I see stars and fireworks in the back of my head, until I can't think anymore, until I forget how to talk, I'll ride him until I can't breathe, until the room stinks, until the blood in my body turns white like his juice, until my legs are shaking, until I can't feel my legs he can top me
        until hes swollen, until hes crying, until he cant walk, until hes numb, until his throat hurts, until his cheeks are red, until the neighbours know my name, until his legs are useless, until his eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until his whole body shakes, until his bones disconnect, until he passes out, until all his holes are filled, until he cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until he remembers the length of it, until the end of time, until it reaches his stomach, until im grunting and growling, until the whole world hears, until im out of juice, We aren't ever stopping, the bed could break, 2 the floor could cave in, and there could be a killer natural disaster outside but we aren't stopping, until we invent a new position, until he trembling underneath, until he sees stars and fireworks in the back of my head, until he can't think anymore. until he forgets how to talk

        What the fuck did you just say to me Stilgar?

          What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Feydakin, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Harkonnen spice fleets, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in spicy gorilla warfare and I’m the top worm rider in the entire southern Fremen forces. You are nothing to me but just another water bottle. I will wipe you the fuck out with prescience the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dune, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the radio? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Fremen spies across Arrakis and your shield data is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sandstorm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can see any past, any future, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my knife. Not only am I extensively trained in street knife warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my dad's nuclear arsenal and I will use it to its full extent to return your water to the fucking desert, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy jihad your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Lisan al'Gaib-cursed idiot. I will shit spice all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

          Dune Navy Seals copypasta

          What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Sardaukar, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on the Atreides, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in kanly warfare and I’m the top duelist in the entire Imperium. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Imperium, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me in front of the Landsraad? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of mentats across the Imperium and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of House Corino and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of Arrakis, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Harkonnen.

          I end up roping 95% of games 10+ minutes because you all suck.

            Posted by u/Turbulent_Maybe_7237 on the MTG sub, the person has since deleted his account and the post has been removed by Reddit.

            I end up roping 95% of games 10+ minutes because you all suck.

Learn to play.

You play a single board wipe? That’s rope. You lost and flipped over the game.

Counter spam? You’re roped. Obvious reasoning, learn to play.

Netdeck? Rope. I can literally play your own deck for you, 5 turns in advance; how are you not embarrassed being an actual npc who can’t build?

This game is ruined by the “meta” and you losers who encourage it. I wish I could actually play this game instead of “staring at empty screen” simulator for over 50% of my games because you all suck and don’t know how to play without wiping a board for 4 mana or stopping a 8 mana wincon with the 3 two mana counters you’ve been holding all game.

I put turn stops on every turn, wait out the timer until it’s barely a wick. The timer resets on attack phases so every turn ends up being like 3ish minutes of rope, I hold instant spells and maintain blocks/life gain to keep the game going as long as possible. I regularly rope people for 30ish minutes while they can only ping me for 1-2 damage every few minutes.

Goes without saying but obviously never faced any repercussions for this, nobody cares that your control netdeck got roped for 15 minutes, boo hoo. Also want to clarify that I get roped MAYBE 1% of the games I play, obviously going to keep roping to punish annoying players.

EDIT; It genuinely just struck me that statistically, most of you are lower rank than me (diamond 2 rn) with zero board wipes or counterspells, highly ironic getting lectured on skill by people who can barely eke out plat with netdecks crafted by pros.

2nd EDIT: One of the most commented/interacted post in days within an hour of posting, REALLY shows how much of a nerve this struck and how much y’all feel called out, maybe self examine why?

            I end up jerking 95% of posts 10+ comments because you all suck.

            I end up jerking 95% of posts 10+ comments because you all suck.

Learn to jerk.

You ask a single stupid question? That’s jerk. You stupid and flipped over on reddit.

Complain spam? You’re jerked. Obvious reasoning, learn to jerk.

Netjerk? Jerk. I can literally jerk your own post for you, 5 days in advance; how are you not embarrassed being an actual npc who can’t jerk?

This sub is ruined by the “trending tab” and you losers who encourage it. I wish I could actually jerk this circle instead of “staring at empty screen” simulator for over 50% of my scrolling because you all suck and don’t know how to jerk without copying pastas for 4 upvotes or ruining a 8k upvotes post with the 3  two upvotes comment you’ve been holding in all day.

I put a jerk stop on every comment, wait out the auto-ban timer until it’s over. The timer resets on the next comment so every tread ends up being like 30 comments of jerk, I hold instant replies and maintain hardness/ stamina to keep the jerk going as long as possible. I regularly jerk people for 30 comments while they can only report me 1-2 times every few minutes.

Goes without saying but obviously never faced any repercussions for this, nobody cares that your stupid post got jerked for 15 upvotes, boo hoo. Also want to clarify that I get jerked MAYBE 1% of the posts i make, obviously going to keep jerking to punish annoying redditors.

EDIT; It genuinely just struck me that statistically, most of you are lower karma than me ( 2 rn) with zero trending posts or comments, highly ironic getting lectured on grammars by people who can barely eke out upvotes with netjerks crafted by pro jerkers.

2nd EDIT: One of the most commented/interacted post in days within an hour of posting, REALLY shows how much of a nerve this struck and how much y’all feel called out, maybe self examine why?

            I am very mad. I drove all the way to CSU to play in a tournament

              Posted by someone in the Colorado Melee Facebook group after a tournament in 2015, this has been SSBM most iconic and popular copypasta.

              I am very mad. I drove all the way to CSU to play in a tournament, get stuck in traffic and lost against this retarded ass sheik. Down threw tech chase and wouldn't stop shino stalling I really cannot think straight right now. I offered to MM him for more than $20. Nope. I thought I would have made it out of pools if I knew how to fucking buffer roll. But they didn't even give me the frames to do it. Bullshit, just straight up bullshit. Probably will never go to a tournament that gay ass sheiks enter ever again. This definitely ruined my day. 
              I am very mad. I drove all the way to CSU to play in a tournament, get stuck in traffic and lost against this retarded ass sheik. Down threw tech chase and wouldn't stop shino stalling
I really cannot think straight right now.
I offered to MM him for more than $20. Nope.
I thought I would have made it out of pools if I knew how to fucking buffer roll. But they didn't even give me the frames to do it. Bullshit, just straight up bullshit.
Probably will never go to a tournament that gay ass sheiks enter ever again. This definitely ruined my day.