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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

I know everyone is on the Indiana train right now, and in love with the Cinderella story, but I’ve never seen so many arrogant and awful fans in my life after that win

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    byu/Triceraflops8 from discussion
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    I know everyone is on the Indiana train right now, and in love with the Cinderella story, but I’ve never seen so many arrogant and awful fans in my life after that win, and I’m a Bama fan went to my first game in 1992 the year we won a natty against Miami, and seen the 6 nattys won since then with Saban, I’ve seen us lose the natty to Clemson twice, and Georgia once, seen us lose playoffs games, SEC championship games, the Kick 6 at Auburn in 2013 that’s prevented us from having a 3-peat, I’ve seen some awfulness like the Bama-Tennessee game in Knoxville when they finally beat us after 15 years in 2022, I’ve seen some real ego from Tennessee, LSU, Florida, Georgia, Ohio state, Michigan, Clemson, Miami, Florida state, USC, Texas, Texas A&M, ole Miss, but the Hoosier fan base all of sudden gets this natty and the fans act like they are in the middle of 20 year dynasty, screaming about how never again will anyone beat them, that the natty runs through them, Cignetti will surpass Saban in 5 years, the yelling, the chants on planes, the throwing stuff, just embarrassing why not take your win with some class, and act like you belong here, I just don’t get it! Yeah Bama fans, my fan base, has some of the worst most obnoxious fans, always taking about 18 nattys, and Bear Bryant and Saban, and etc. I get it that’s drives me nuts too, or Harvey Updyke poisoning the trees at Toomers cuz we lost in 2010 and they put a cam newton jersey on the Bear statue, I was driving home from work listening to finebaum when he called in, but if you talk bad about how the Hoosier fans are acting, people come out and act like you can’t say anything, that this is their moment, well I get it, but why act so egotistical, I just don’t get it! Downvote me all you want, but college football has lost so much these last few years, we need to at least hold onto our dignity and be respectful and act like you belong when you win it all plus the heisman, and not act like some drunk Tennessee fan, whose down on the Tennessee River in his boat, and has been drinking since 5am, and it’s now 10pm and he’s going crazy! Folks acted this way over Oregon in 2010 when they made it to the Natty, that’s this is there only chance, look how great they’ve built this program with Chip Kelly, now tons of folks can’t stand Oregon, yeah they’ve lost both the Nattys they played in 2010 & 2014 seasons, but I remember folks wearing Oregon Tshirts, pulling for Oregon, the “Cinderella” team, now so many hate that team, and Phil Knights money, and all the uniforms, and folks used to love the the 109 uniforms, but not anymore, I can see Indiana maintaining its success, and folks growing tired of them with Mark Cuban money! Being successful brings you so much hate, I know as I’m a Alabama Crimson Tide & New York Yankees fan, and I know what it’s like to be a fan of losing team, as the Atlanta Falcons are my team!

    I’m sick of Rose. I try to play Green Shadow. Rose is better.

      By u/MNUUUUU, its the Xiangling copypast but changed to Rose from PvZ Heroes.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Rose. I try to play Green Shadow. Rose is better. I try to play Solar Flare. Rose is better. I try to play Citron. Rose is better. I want to play ramp. The best ramp deck is with Rose. I want to play control, heal. Both are better with Rose.

She grabs me by the throat. I grind for her. I recycle for her. I give her Brainana. She isn't satisfied. I craft Aloesaurus. "I don't need this much heals" She tells me. "Give me more late game." She grabs Twin Sunflower and forces them to produce more sun. "You just need to funnel me more. I can win more with Sun Shroom"

I can't craft Sun Shroom, I don't have enough sparks. She grabs my account. No cards to recycle. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Dark Matter Dragonfruit. She says "Ha ha ha." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, unadulterated ramp. What a cruel world.

      This Is a Reminder to All Raiders, Read Closely

        Originated from Classic WoW Discord where there was pinned message saying anyone caught playing Shadowlands instead of participating in guild wars would be kicked.

        THIS IS A REMINDER TO ALL RAIDERS, READ CLOSELY, IF WE SEE ANYONE PLAYING SHADOWLANDS WE WILL TAKE THAT AS YOUR RESIGNATION TO THE GUILD AND YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM DISCORD AND THE GUILD, YOU ARE HERE TO RAID AND PLAY ON CLASSIC, WE WILL NOT TOLERATE OUR RAIDERS PLAYING OTHER MMOS, WE WILL ALSO ASSUME IF YOU POST OUT DURING THE FIRST FEW MONTHS OF SHADOWLANDS THAT YOU ARE PLAYING IT BEHIND OUR BACKS AND WILL BE SWIFTLY REMOVED, THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE, ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS INVOLVING THIS CAN BE BROUGHT UP TO BUT AGAIN, WE WILL ASSUME YOU WILL BE LEAVING US FOR SHADOWLANDS IF YOU DO BRING UP ANY ISSUES WITH THIS AND WILL ALSO BE REMOVED, SO TREAD CAREFULLY, THANK YOU

        Arknights: Endfield

        This is a reminder to all members, read closely: if we see anyone playing Arknights: Endfield, we will take that as your resignation from the crew and you will be removed from the server. You are here to play Unite and Fight. We will not tolerate our members playing other games. We will also assume if you post out during the first few months of Arknights: Endfield that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed. This is NOT up for debate. Any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for Arknights: Endfield. If you do bring up any issues with this you will be removed, so tread CAREFULLY. Thank you!

        Granblue Fantasy x HSR

        This is a reminder to all members, read closely: if we see anyone playing HONKAI STAR RAIL we will take that as your resignation from the crew and you will be removed from the server. You are here to play Unite and Fight—we will not tolerate our members playing other games. We will also assume if you post out during the first few months of HONKAI STAR RAIL that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed. This is NOT up for debate. Any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for HONKAI STAR RAIL. If you do bring up any issues with this you will be removed, so tread CAREFULLY. Thank you!

        FFXIV x Lost Ark

        This Is a Reminder to All Raiders, Read Closely

If we see anyone playing LOST ARK we will take that as your resignation from the FC and you will be removed from Discord and the Guildwork page, you are here to raid and play the Critically Acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy XIV - we will not tolerate our raiders playing other MMOs, we will also assume if you post out during the first few months of LOST ARK that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed, this is NOT up for debate, any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for LOST ARK. if you do bring up any issues with this and will also be removed, so tread CAREFULLY, thank you!

        Honkai Star Rail x Wuthering Waves

        This Is a Reminder to All Trailblazers, Read Closely: 
If we see anyone playing WUTHERING WAVE we will take that as your resignation from the GCN and you will be removed from Discord and the Guildwork page, you are here to play and only play the Critically Acclaimed MMORPG Honki Star Real - we will not tolerate our travellers playing other MMOs, we will also assume if you post out during the first few months of WATERING WAVE that you are playing it behind our backs and will be swiftly removed, this is NOT up for debate, any questions or concerns involving this can be brought up to an officer but again, we will assume you will be leaving us for Honki Star Real, if you do bring up any issues with this and will also be removed, so tread CAREFULLY, thank you!

        Breakup message for Geometry Dash players

          By u/Wozerd, its a brainrot breakup message with lots of Geometry Dash references.

          sorry ive been distant.. my minds just been a stereo of madness recently, i was hoping we could get back on track but it feels like theres a poltrageist holding me back. I dont want to dry out what we have left but its just base after base with you. I dont want to be a jumper of conclusions but i think we should break up. If i had a time machine i would go back and end the toxic cylcles but it looks like im just gonna be another xstep for you. I’ll just be a part of your theory of everything in your electroman adventures. While im at club step youll be studying electrodynamix and thats okay. I just feel overwhelmed like im blast processing all this at once. And I hope you finish your theory of everything 1 because i want to be part of your theory of everything 2, maybe this time i could be the geometrical dominator… I dont know i just feel so deadlocked.

          It’s been 4 minutes since I last played Edgar.

            By u/plz_st0p_it, its a circlejerk copypasta for Brawl Stars about Edgar being banned.

            It’s been 4 minutes since I last played Edgar.

When the ban first began, I was calm. Confident, even.

“This will be quick,” I said.

I was wrong.

I opened Brawl Stars. Assasins banned.

Closed Brawl Stars. Opened it again. Assasins banned.

Restarted my phone. Assasins banned.

Restarted my hope. Assasins still banned.

I’ve refreshed the Brawl Stars Reddit so many times my finger moves on its own now.

I know every mod by heart.

I recognize the users of people losing their sanity alongside me.

We are brothers in suffering.

Time no longer flows normally.

Minutes stretch like hours.

Hours feel like entire Mega Pig waits.

I stare at the assasins banned announcement as if it might change if I blink slowly enough.

It doesn’t.

It never does.

Edgar whispers to me in my dreams.

I practice bush ganks on invisible enemies.

I punch at nothing, hoping muscle memory doesn’t fade.

My skins sit abandoned in the vault.

My trophies wait.

They don’t know I’m trapped outside the game, locked away by a single sentence:

"ASSASINS BANNED! #RANDOMBS.”

I tried to pass the time.

I watched videos. Everyone else is stuck too.

I scrolled social media. All I see are memes about suffering.

I laughed at first.

Now they just feel too real.

I attempted real life activities.

None of them reward coins.

None of them give starr drops.

None of them push my trophies.

I walked outside. The sky looked low-resolution.

bots everywhere, yet no brawl arenas to win.

The world feels unfinished.

I returned to my screen.

Still banned.

My patience is gone.

My sanity is fading.

My loading screen knowledge has reached max rank.

If this continues, I fear I may forget the joy of trophy grinding.

I may forget the pain of bad drop RNG.

I may forget why I even started this journey.

Please, devs.

End this ban.

Let the ganks happen once more.

Let me dive.

Let me grind.

Let me suffer by choice, not by force.

It’s been 4 hours since I last played Edgar.

And I’m still here.

            Total Mind Flayer Death

              Its the TND copypasta but changed to Mind Flayers from Baldur’s Gate.

              Kill Mind Flayers. Behead Mind Flayers, Roundhouse kick a Mind Flayer into the concrete. Slam dunk a Squid into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Illithid. Defecate in a Mind Flayer parasite tanks. Launch Mind Flayers into the Sun. Stir fry Mind Flayers in a wok. Toss Mind Flayers into active volcanoes. Urinate on Mind Flayer brain food. Judo throw Mind Flayers into a wood chipper. Twist Mind Flayer heads off. Report Mind Flayers to the Githyanki Warriors. Karate chop Mind Flayers in half. Curb stomp Intellect Devourers. Trap Mind Flayers in quicksand. Crush Mind Flayers in the trash compactor. Liquefy Mind Flayers in a vat of acid. EAT Mind Flayers. Dissect Mind Flayers. Exterminate Mind Flayers in the gas chamber. Stomp Mind Flayer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Mind Flayers in the oven. Lobotomize Mind Flayers. Stuff Mind Flayer heads in the garbage disposal. Drown Mind Flayers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Mind Flayers with Magic. Kick old Elder Brains down the stairs. Feed Mind Flayers to other Mind Flayers. Slice Mind Flayers with a Silver Sword.