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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Sex doesn’t actually exist

    Sex denier conspiracy
    Have you ever had sex? No? Well, theres no need to be ashamed. Because there is no such thing as sex as it is impossible. You see, girls actually don't have vaginas. They just pretend they do so they can promise us something of great pleasure when they can't and won't even give it.

"Oh but what about porn where people have sex?" you say? Well, its just carefully edited cgi as such activities are impossible with the human body. And your friends? They are just lying to look cool. Oh but where do babies come from? Space. No, hear me out. When an asteroid crashed into the earth millions of years ago, ending the dinosaur age, we, as illegal aliens landed on earth. The viruses we brough killed off all our predators and enabled us to live the perfect life. And when we proved we were living a stable life in the form of a "family" we were sent a baby from out home world as a gift.

I know its very hard to take in. But how else would you explain us not being able to have sex for this long? If it really did exist we should have been able to do it by now.
    Sex doesn't actually exist. That's right: I'm a sex denier. I mean, you guys don't actually think sex is real right? I mean come on now, that shit only exists on pornhub. You might be asking: then how are babies made? Well, it's pretty simple: the father gives a DNA sample to a doctor. The doctor then makes a human baby seed out of that DNA. The mother swallows that seed which grows into a baby over the course of 9 months. See, there you go. Sex is entirely fictional. Still don't believe me? Then how about this: if sex is actually real, then why haven't I had it yet? Explain that. I'd like to see you try.

    I am so tired of peeing (The vicious cycle)

      The vicious cycle copypasta

      The meme started from a Tumblr post and then the Youtuber (dakooters) provided her voiceover for the copypasta which popularized it.

      I am so tired of peeing. I drink the water, which I apparently need to live or something, and then I have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later! I drink the water, I go to a place to un-drink the water, I wash my hands, I leave, and then I have to drink MORE WATER! Guess where that water ends up? Not in me! I give the water to my body, and like a child, it tosses it out and demands more. All hours of the day, all hours of the night, no matter what I'm doing, my life is interrupted by piss! Fucking Bullshit!

      Chinese Navy Seals

        What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch?
        你他妈刚才说了我什么？你这个小贱人？我让你知道我是解放军班里成绩最好的毕业生，我参与过多次针对西藏活动人士的秘密突袭，有超过 300 人被确认被击毙。我受过审查制度的训练，我是整个解放军中打击抗议者的顶尖高手。你对我来说只不过是一个抗议者。我会用地球上从未见过的审查制度对你进行彻底的审查，记住我他妈的政党宣言。你以为你能在微博上对我说这些话而不被惩罚吗？再想想，混蛋。就在我们说话的时候，我正在联系我在 TikTok 上的秘密间谍网络，你的 IP 正在被追踪，所以你最好准备好被扣社交分，蛆虫。这场风暴会摧毁你称之为生命的可怜小东西。你他妈的死定了，孩子。 我可以随时随地出现在任何地方，我可以用七百多种方式让你闭嘴，而这仅仅是用我的键盘。我不仅受过广泛的再教育培训，而且我可以使用中国共产党的全部武器库，我会充分利用它，把你这个可怜的家伙从大陆上抹去，你这个小混蛋。如果你能知道你的“聪明”评论会给你带来什么样的邪恶报应，也许你会闭上你的臭嘴。但你做不到，你没有，现在你正在付出代价，你这个该死的白痴。我会把愤怒撒在你身上，你会被它淹没。你要去再教育营，孩子。

        English version

        What the hell did you just say about me? You little bitch? I let you know that I was the top graduating student in my PLA class and that I participated in numerous covert raids targeting Tibetan activists, with over 300 confirmed dead. I'm trained in censorship, and I'm the top expert in the entire People's Liberation Army at fighting protesters. You are nothing more than a protester to me. I will thoroughly censor you with a system of censorship the likes of which has never been seen on earth, remember my fucking party manifesto. Do you think you can say these things to me on Weibo without being punished? Think again, asshole. I'm contacting my secret spy network on TikTok as we speak, and your IP is being tracked, so you better prepare to get your social points deducted, maggots. This storm will destroy the poor little thing you call life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shut you up in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my keyboard. Not only do I have extensive re-education training, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Chinese Communist Party, and I will use it to its fullest to wipe you poor guy off the face of the continent, you little bastard. If you could know the evil retribution your "smart" comments would bring you, maybe you would shut your mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fucking idiot. I will pour out my wrath on you and you will be overwhelmed by it. You're going to a re-education camp, kid.
        什么他妈的你他妈的刚才说我，你这小婊子？我会让你知道我毕业了我班的顶部的海豹突击队，我已经参与了许多秘密袭击的基地组织，和我有超过300证实杀死。我在训练的大猩猩战，我在整个美国军队的最高狙击手。你是我什么都不是，但只是一个目标。我会消灭你他妈的精度喜欢哪一个从未见过在这个地球上，记住我的话他妈的。你以为你可以逃脱说狗屎我在互联网上？再想想，笨蛋。在我们发言，我联系我的秘密横跨美国间谍网络和IP被追踪作为现在让您风暴，蛆更好的准备。这抹了你打电话

        English version

        What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class as a SEAL, I've been involved in many covert attacks on al Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I'm training for gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US Army. You are nothing to me but a target. I'll annihilate you with fucking precision like no one has ever seen on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking shit about me on the internet? Think again, idiot. As we speak, I'm linking my secret spy networks and IPs being tracked across the United States as of now to make you storm-maggot better prepared. This wipes out your phone call

        Kendrick Lame-art is the false messiah of hip hop

          Started as the Anti Kendrick copypasta being spammed in IG due to the beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake after both of them dissed each other through their diss track. 

          Kendrick Lame-art is the false messiah of hip hop. Mediocrity at it's finest. He came out at a time where rap became stagnant, mainstream, and repetitive. He had Dr. Dre behind him, amongst a plethora upon dozens of writing credits backing him, and used Tupac's mythology to try and revive the Compton image through legacy status. They took a straight A student with asthma out of Compton with the name "Duckworth" and manufactured him into rap’s great hope. My Adolescence on Angel Dust is erroneously referred to as weed laced with cocaine, when angel dust is actually PCP, and cocaine cannot be smoked in a joint (hence why the crack & the crackpipe were invented). He goes on to praise the Negus in TPAB the exact same African kings that began the slave trade. Nobody reads too deep into his music because you see how actually surface level shallow it all is, his entire discography is littered with fallacies and hyperbole.

          Jon Jones “How much you call an elite compared to you”

            Started by Jon Jones himself from a DM he sent to someone on IG. Jon is a professional MMA fighter and is notorious for being petty and unhinge when responding to haters on social media.

            How much you call an elite compared to you. I have multimillionaire friends, several billionaire friends. Friends in the highest branches of the military. Meanwhile you make 3-D designs you have no followers. Probably still trying to pay off your house. Willing to bet you live in an apartment. But yeah, make fun of me. 😫😂 I got a domestic violence charge about 4 years ago now, maybe even five years ago. Meanwhile I've made close to $20 million since then. My wife is still with me, fuck the shit out of me every night. My life is Gucci. 😌 Telling my buddy Jeff to shush probably wasn't a good idea, it's not that hard to find you.

            i laughed so hard at this meme

              i laughed so hard at this meme. my family saw me laughing and wanted to know the reason so i showed them this too. and all of them lost their minds laughing. People in my town was curious to know why we were laughing so hard so i connected a projector and showed this to the entire town. they're still laughing with some of them being admitted to the hospital due to excessive laughing. the mayor was laughing so hard, he handed me the key to the city and arranged his daughter's and my marriage. thank you for everything you've done for me, even unknowingly. god bless you.