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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

David Pastrňák

    The David Pastrňák copypasta dates all the way back in 2016 when someone made a comment on him in r/hockey.

    Fuck this guy is giving me all sorts of alfredo thoughts i need this guy to fucking dangle some noodles in my fucking sauce more often shit im creaming

    Bro, you’re so like me, just a little bit cooler. You understand, maybe we were meant to be together.

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      byu/TrenSetterrrr from discussion
      inmoreplatesmoredates
      Bro, you're so like me, just a little bit cooler. You understand, maybe we were meant to be together. Just think about it, If you were a woman we'd definitely have sex together, watch horror movies, play videogames together, and philosophize about life and stuff. Well, let's drop the bar to femboy. Well, yknow, It doesn't matter if you're man or woman. So think about it.

      Oh hell nah, this is so messed up.

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        byu/Perfect_Machine_6563 from discussion
        inHalfSword

        By u/lolwutsalad21 in response to a shitpost in the Half Sword subreddit implying that the game had already been released.

        Oh hell nah, this is so messed up. I was on the verge of passing out and decided to check my notifications. First thing I see is a Reddit notification, this exact post, just the title. I cannot tell you how quickly and violently I went from laying flat at 180 degrees to sitting straight upright at 90 degrees. Like the goddamn Undertaker. I thought tonight was truly the night of reckoning. I was so ready to navigate to the Half Sword Steam page and frantically click the add to cart button. Yet I click on this notification and what do I see? A screenshot of the snowy map from ye olde itch.io version. I have been thoroughly bamboozled. I hold immense spite for thee, ragamuffin

        Jets and heli’s, as i’m sure you are aware, are the alphas because they have the ability to fly

          Incredible Battlefield 6 jerk found in Youtube comments.

          Jets and heli's, as i'm sure you are aware, are the alphas because they have the ability to fly, which means; if you chose to put yourself at a disadvantage by spawning on the ground (beta)... then that's your fault for giving up the high ground, a-k-a your first mistake, and you'd know that if you've ever played chess... which btw, simulates real war tactics and strategy... just like battle-field, if you don't believe me-battelfield 1 even tried stealing it's aura from chess if memory serves me correctly-horses* etc... in other words: battlefield is basically post 9/11 chess except it's better because live service, anyways battlefeld 6 isn't actually that different from battifield 1, in fact, it's only 3 battlefleds away if memory serves me correctly, meanwhile, battlefeeld 3 is like 5 battlefillds away from battledfield 1, and battlefleild 5 doesn't even exist because it's spelled with a V, and battlefeild 1 and V= 6 ... so just remember the next time there's someone on the enemy team that's 52 and 2 and you can't make it out of spawn-it's because while you were busy playing "battlefield" with your team (chess) on the ground, winners like me did more playing with themselves (checkers) in the sky... check+mate (i win {you lose ;)).

          It’s been 73 minutes since ARC Raiders went down. I’ve aged 4 years. My coffee turned to dust.

            Its an ARC Raiders copypasta that was copy and pasted in Discord during server disruption. The pasta took influence from ‘It’s been X hours without , I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns.‘ or Roblox down copypasta.

            It’s been 73 minutes since ARC Raiders went down. I’ve aged 4 years. My coffee turned to dust. My cat joined a rival faction. I tried logging in 37 times, each failure more soul-crushing than the last. I screamed “ARC!” into my microwave hoping it would open a portal. It didn’t. I built a shrine out of broken keyboards and empty Monster cans. I offered my GPU as tribute. Still no servers. I’m hallucinating loot crates in my living room. My squad is missing in action. My sanity is held together by duct tape and patch notes. If ARC doesn’t come back soon, I’m joining a knitting forum and never looking back.