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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

You have to have a very high IQ to understand Zootopia

    Its an adaptation of the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to Zootopia.

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Zootopia. The writing is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical liguistics most of the themes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Nick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Nick and Judy truly ARE idiots- What fools... how I pity them. šŸ˜‚ And yes by the way, I DO have a Zootopia tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

    Welp. Wheels arenā€™t happening.

      Wheels aren't happening copypasta

      Came from a car enthusiasts group in FB circa 2020 which became a meme. Unfortunately the original has already been deleted. 

      Welp. Wheels arenā€™t happening. Got into an argument with my mom because she thinks putting RPF1s on my car is gonna make it get stolen or itā€™s not worth it. Sheā€™s not letting me get anything to customize it at all. She wonā€™t let me get a daily so I can keep the miles off it or doesnā€™t agree to allow me to go to car meets anymore. I wish I could move out but I canā€™t afford it on my own, let alone, if I want to go back to college, I donā€™t know how Iā€™ll do school, work and live on my own. Iā€™m about to say fuck it and slam myself into a tree in the damn car.

      This. Normies canā€™t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel.

        4chan on Caroline Ellison, former FTX exec and Sam Bankman-Fried’s (FTX CEO) ex-girlfriend after there were reports of them organizing sex orgies in their luxury penthouse. 

        This. Normies canā€™t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps ā€œFound you!ā€ . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankmanā€™s dehydrated dick.

        Clash Royale – Starting next Monday, we should hold weekly zoom meetings to go over war recaps and performance break downs.

          Its a Clash Royale clan copypasta where clan leadaers are asking for Zoom meetings to go over their wars.

          Starting next Monday, I believe we should hold weekly zoom meetings (cameras on, preferably) to go over war recaps and performance break downs. We'll be reviewing every members war battle replay by replay and giving honest, in depth critiques.

This isn't to call anyone out, but to sharpen our strategy and make sure we're all pulling our weight. Lately, our wars have been getting too close For comfort, and it's time to level up. Expect accountability, Feedback, and a serious push towards clean Ws
          Starting next Monday, I believe we should hold weekly zoom meetings (cameras on, preferably) to go over war recaps and performance break downs. We'll be reviewing every members war battle replay by replay - and giving honest, in depth critiques. This isn't to call anyone out, but to sharpen our strategy and make sure we're all pulling our weight. Lately, our wars have been getting too close For comfort, and it's time to level up. Expect accountability, Feedback, and a serious push towards clean Ws

          Nice try, but I will still not buy it.

            From a Steam discussion on Kingdom Come: Deliverance II openly stating that he opposes DEI elements in any game. The post became a meme and is both ridiculed and celebrated by pro and anti-DEI people.

            Nice try, but I will still not buy it.
I will NOT ever buy, play or pirate any game that features LGBT, "pronouns", pocs, uglified women and leftoid preaching, in combination or separately.
I will NOT financially support companies that use services of diversity consultants, practice increase of ESG score for Larry's blackrock investment, or otherwise partake in DEI/"BRIDGE"/"Inclusive Growth"/"Patriotic Pluralism" and other rebrands of woke initiatives. I WILL research this matter and I will NEVER preorder (or buy later) any game before making this information clear.
I WILL spread this information online and in my social circles.
I WILL instantly refund the game the moment dev sneaks in those features with an update, right after leaving a negative review for all to see.
Simple as.

            I’m so sick of Lord of the Abyss

              Lord of the Abyss from Bloons TD 6

              Created by u/SecretSpectre11, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lord of the Abyss from Bloons TD 6.

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lord of the Abyss. I try to play Glaive Lord. My Lord of the Abyss deals more damage. I try to play Spectre. My Lord of the Abyss deals more damage. I try to play Apache Dartship. My Lord of the Abyss deals more damage. I want to play Permaspike. Its best team has Lord of the Abyss. I want to play Carrier Flagship, Bloon Exclusion Zone - they both want Lord of the Abyss. He grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I save up for him. I give him alch buff. He isn't satisfied. I pull overclock. "I don't need this much attack speed" he tells me. "Give me a better position." He grabs Relentless Glue and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to get 9 of the other mermonkeys. I can get more range with echosense network." I can't get 9 other echosense networks, I don't have enough cash. He grabs my IMF Loan. It's CHIMPS. "Guess this is the end." He grabs the trident. He says "trident, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, 50 damage 80 pierce attacks every 1.5 seconds. What a cruel world.