Jesus Christ. This isn't a joke. I can't comprehend how insane you have to be to actually back an ideology as destructive and senseless as unfettered, neoliberal capitalism. You claim to worry about the issues of supposed oppressed groups and yet you do not care about the common man, who inevitably gets fucked at the end of the day. But no, standing up for our right not to sell my ass 40 hours a week for minimum wage is apparently a form of populism at this point.
At the end of the day all you support is uncontrolled, unsustainable "economic growth" (read: the poor get poorer and the rich richer) while you slowly deplete the entire planet's resources. But I guess putting a colorful rainbow flag on it makes it look good. You condemn "regimes" like China that have successfully improved material conditions for literal billions of people and shill for enlightened "democratic" nations like the US, which have supported literal fascist coups overseas, are barely democratic (two parties, which are basically the same right wing organization, 100% bought by corporations and billionaires) committed countless war crimes, crimes against humanity and still do unthinkable atrocities in places like Guantanamo Bay. All of this out of sheer economic interest. Seeing fucking numbers go up is all you care about, while the rest of the world, such as the African countries you abuse for cheap manufacturing, including child labor, starves to death. All in the name of "freedom" and "democracy".
You should take a reality check. Your vision of the world is distorted and you are behind most of the problems of our society. Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you, from the bottom of my heart.
Started as a joke when Roblox was down for maintenance, the copypasta has been used for other games.
Roblox
It's been 5 hours without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I can't reach 30 million bounty anymore in Blox Fruits. I can't play CB:R anymore, I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. Shivering in fear of losing my progress at my day streak at ASTD and Adopt Me. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want Roblox back.
Its been 20 hours without Roblox, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log into Roblox but the site was down. I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing with Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all my money on Roblox, I bought the Super Super Happy Face and bought a Valkyrie for my girlfriend CoolDjoleProGamerYT. I don't know what to do. Roblox can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Roblox is very amazing and I can't lose it. Roblox is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend john there, In bloxburg, I was delivering pizza's, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, CoolDjoleProGamerYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that i accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushe then i got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that we went on many dates to Adopt me, where we adopted 2 boys named DemonicLuciferr, and RedDoflaming0. Demonic and Red were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Brookhaven. after that we had our own child in Bloxburg on our rooftop named lazerlamps. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after... Roblox was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back...
Steam
It's been 2 seconds since Steam being down. I think i'm losing my mind. My whole body aches and my limbs are trembling. I feel my bones breaking and i'm in a straight panic attack because i have to go see the scary outside world and the tall green grass. I feel my organs degenerate and i'm losing power. Please, Gabe, put your site back up. I'm dying and in endless eternal pain. I don't think i'm going to make it. How many years?…. Months even has it been without Steam? I still can’t comprehend my only reason of life has been stripped away from me, my body has gone into withdrawal, my hands are currently shaking as I am currently typing this. My brain has no purpose other than to fulfill the duty of buying hundreds of dollars worth of filler games. What do i do now? I see no purpose of life… There is no purpose of life. I am going to send one final message before I cease to exist. I’m feeling sick to my stomach, my body is sick, my legs are shaking. I’m about to throw up. This is a disease, a mental disorder and disease that has taken my life away, Hope you’re happy now… Gabe...
Fortnite
It's been 5 hours without Fortnite, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Fortnite but the servers were down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried. I am nothing without Fortnite, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Fortnite, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Fortnite is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I can't reach 20 kills in un-filled squads. I can't play FFA box fights, I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. Shivering in fear of losing my progress at my weekly missions. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want Fortnite back.
Rainbow 6
It's been 1 minute without R6 , I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto R6 but the servers were down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I am nothing without R6, it is my life, it is my destiny, without R6, I wouldn't be able to do anything. R6 is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want R6 back
Lost Ark
Its been 37 Hours without Lost Ark.. I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Lost ark but it was offline, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even got so depressed and thought about bad stuff. I am nothing without Lost ark... it is my life, it is my destiny, without Lost Ark, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Lost Ark is the best thing that exists and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence . I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Lost Ark I don't know what to do. Lost Ark can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Lost Ark is very amazing and I can't lose it. Lost Ark is my life, I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane...
MapleStory
Its been 10 hours without maple, I cannot stop shaking an I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up trying to login to maple but the game was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to work today I was so worried. Without maple I will not be able to do anything. Maple is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I CANNOT STOP CRYING AND I AM VERRY WORRIED. All of my joy has perished, my wife has also left with the kids.
Its a comment by u/SureSplit debunking a person’s self made claim on r/Indian_flex. The original response had been edited out to protect the person’s privacy but not before becoming a meme.
I'm a lawyer and I ran a background check and this belongs to a small builder/politician connect in Navi Mumbai/Ghansoli. I tried all combinations of RTO codes with MH_0001 and found it. This isn't a flex when it's daddy's money. If you want, I can write down all the details including DIN (director identification number) along with the entities owned by you and your family, but I won't do that to protect your privacy. People here are competing with your dad, not you. Let your dad flex this one or probably not, as it's black money stolen from public.
And from today, start calling everyone in this sub "daddy" because that's the league you're in, little boy. Next post with your own super car? You can't even buy your own lunch junior.
Its a circlejerk on Arch Linux users who have a reputation of being a pretentious jerk online.
Oh, you're using Windows? That's... unfortunate. I mean, I guess it’s fine for people who don’t really care about controlling their system. And macOS? Bro, you literally paid for UNIX with a pretty UI slapped on it. But hey, I’m sure you really needed those rounded corners and animations. But me? I use Arch, by the way. Yeah, it’s a bit more sophisticated, something you probably wouldn’t understand unless you’ve experienced it.
See, I don’t need a polished GUI or some bloated OS holding my hand through every step of my computing experience. I built my OS from the ground up. I compiled my kernel, optimized every single setting, and customized every aspect of my system. While you’re sitting there with your default settings, I’m in the terminal, living the dream. Arch is freedom, by the way.
I don't expect you to get it. I mean, you probably just double-click apps and call it a day, right? Meanwhile, I'm using Pacman and the AUR, managing my packages like a real power user. Updates? Yeah, they roll in seamlessly. No need to reinstall my OS every six months like those other plebs. Did I mention I use Arch, by the way?
When you’re ready to stop living in the kiddie pool of OSes and step up to the big leagues, maybe you’ll try Arch. Though, let’s be real, it’s probably too advanced for you. But hey, you do you. I'll just be here in my perfectly configured Arch system, reminding you that I use Arch, by the way.
AKA “Jackdaw is a crow” or “Unidan copypasta” is a comment by u/Unidan correcting another user who classified jackdaws as crows. Unidan is an ecologist that became popular on Reddit as an “excited biologist” who answered questions and explained concepts related to biology and ecology. He was eventually banned on the site for vote fraud.
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lavos. I try to play Valkyr. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Mirage. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Rhino. My Lavos deals more damage. I want to play Xaku. Their best skill is a subsume for Lavos. I want to health tank, not shield gate. Lavos can do both.
He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I buy arcane grace for him. I give him adaptation. He isn't satisfied. I try acid shells Saryn. "I can do that too." He tells me. "My forced procs are universal." He grabs kunai incarnon and nukes the room. "You just need to invest more into health tanking. Those umbral mods take a lot of mod capacity."
I can't do that, I don't have enough umbral formas. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his catalyst probe. He says "Probes, get him." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure forced blast procs. What a cruel world
I try to play Valkyr. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Mirage. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Rhino. My Lavos deals more damage. I want to play Xaku. Their best skill is a subsume for Lavos. I want to health tank, not shield gate. Lavos can do both.
He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I buy arcane grace for him. I give him adaptation. He isn't satisfied. I try acid shells Saryn. "I can do that too." He tells me. "My forced procs are universal." He grabs kunai incarnon and nukes the room. "You just need to invest more into health tanking. Those umbral mods take a lot of mod capacity."
I can't do that, I don't have enough umbral formas. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his catalyst probe. He says "Probes, get him." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure forced blast procs. What a cruel world
