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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Scrum Master Navy Seal copypasta

    Scrum Master
    byu/Tino_Kort incopypasta

    Written by u/Tino_Kort, its the Navy Seal copypasta but changed to Scrum Master context.

    What the in the name of Atlassian did you just fucking say about me, you little Trello boy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at the University of Scrum Masters, and I've been involved in numerous secret boards within the SCEE, and I have over 300 confirmed sprints. I am trained in agile software development and I'm the top scrum master in the entire tech market. You are nothing to me but just another bottleneck. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Trello baby. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scrum masters across the entire flat earth and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the stand-up meetings, backlog bumpkin. The stand-up meetings that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your project. You're fucking un-committed to github, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my post-it notes and passive aggressive emails. Not only am I extensively trained in technical debt, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Activision-Blizzard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face off JIRA, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price of daily 9 AM standup meetings, you goddamn idiot. I will shit burndown charts all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking shelved, kiddo.

    Woah, do you really want to play ALL THESE POWERS against the Awakened One

      Awakened One copypasta in Slay the Spire

      Its a copypasta for the Awakened One in Slay the Spire. For context, powers make the Awakened One boss stronger when you play them hence this meme.

      Woah, do you really want to play ALL THESE POWERS against the Awakened One, whom I must remind you, will gain not one but two strength EVERY TIME you play a power? You better watch your step during this particular boss fight!

      Toby Fox confirms “Undertale” and “Deltarune” are were once they are did

        🚨 Toby Fox confirms “Undertale” and “Deltarune” are were once they are did.

They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a digital gaming and the media began.

Congratulations ❤️

        Hazbin Hotel

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        🚨 spindlehorse confirms “hazbin hotel” are were once they are did.

it became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of an animated pilot and the media began.

congrats 🎉

        Vampire SUrvivors

        🚨 Vampire Survivors is going even when there will be they are 🚨

There will be some gaming that they will then Poe and there believe even when there is when there are

We at poncle are excited now shall that when them are ready 🧄
        🚨 League of Legends officially confirms that Faker are there were once he are did.  

He became the first ever to have the FIRST as in the era of that when of a physical competition and the media began.  

Congratulations Faker! 👍🐐

        Tiny knife

          Tiny Knife meme from TF2

          A user commented ‘tiny knife’ on a TF2 artwork and u/big_tit_monicer responded with the copypasta. It promptly became a meme and the person who started the meme by saying ‘tiny knife’ had since apologized with an edit of his response. Meanwhile u/big_tit_monicer got suspended after getting heavily downvoted and mass reported.

          may you please explain this? How on fucking earth was your critcism constructive all you said was essentially "you drew this poorly" other comments literally did exactly what constructive criticism is, criticism that says what can be improved upon. I wish I didn't even get ropes in this, as your previous activity even in this specific subreddit makes you sound like a ultra-asshole. So for your"mentally debilitated child" mind, don't be a dick in your criticism

          that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know

            that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch

            I always have necklaces… so many necklaces

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              Jokes on you, I always have necklaces... so many necklaces. I learned my lesson early game, beads for benches, fine, beads for maps, bring it, beads for silk, no problem, beads for shops, hah, I got thousands. What's that? I died? Jokes on you, all my beads are around my goddamn neck. Found a necklace, mark it on the map for later, I'm full up baby. Out of room for 120 necklaces, time to make 60's. Oh look, a Bellway in the area I'm exploring, time to take my spoils from this area and necklace the fuck up. My Hornet at all times looks like she's just conquered and pillaged the Mardi Gras map area.