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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob?

    Sheloba copypasta from 4chan

    Its a shitpost from 4chan referencing the Ahsoka copypasta but changed to Shelob specifically from Middle-earth: Shadow of War.

    "Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the
monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch."

    犯罪者の98％はパンを食べている

      Its a parody of the Dihydrogen monoxide copypasta but for bread going all the way back to 2012 in Japanese forums. 

      パンの危険性について
      
ある食べ物が身体にいいという話はよく聞きますが、アメリカの調査結果 によれば、パンは危険な食べ物だということがわかりました。
その驚愕の事実をご紹介します。

      1. 犯罪者の98％はパンを食べている
      2. パンを日常的に食べて育った子供の半数はテストが平均点以下である
      3. 暴力的犯罪の90％はパンを食べてから24時間以内に起きている
      4. パンは中毒症状を引き起こす。
被験者に最初はパンと水を与え、後に水だけを与える実験をすると、2日もしないうちにパンを異常にほしがる
      5. 新生児にパンを与えるとのどをつまらせて苦しがる
      6. 18世紀、どの家も各自でパンを焼いていた頃、平均寿命は50歳だった
      7. パンを食べるアメリカ人のほとんどは、重大な科学的事実と無意味な統計の区別がつかない
      ○犯罪者の98%はパンを食べている。 ○パンを日常的に食べて育った子供の約半数は、テ ストが平均点以下である。 ○暴力的犯罪の90%は、パンを食べてから24時間以 内に起きている。 ○パンは中毒症状を引き起こす。被験者に最初はパ ンと水を与え、後に水だけを与える実験をすると、 2日もしないうちにパンを異常にほしがる。 ○新生児にパンを与えると、のどをつまらせて苦し がる。 ○18世紀、どの家も各自でパンを焼いていた頃、平均寿命は50歳だった。

ほら、パンって危険な食べ物です。

      Real Breakcore

        Breakcore copypasta

        By u/BlastingStone, its the Real Emo copypasta but changed to breakcore.

        "Real Breakcore" only consists of the late 90s/early 2000s digital hardcore and jungle punk scene. What is known by "Modern Breakcore" is nothing but IDM with questionable real breakcore influence. When people try to argue that artists like Sewerslvt are not real breakcore, while saying that usedcvnt is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake breakcore as Sewerslvt (plus the pretentiousness). Real breakcore sounds CHAOTIC, AGGRESSIVE, and UNCOMPROMISING. Fake breakcore is weak, overly polished, and a failed attempt to direct energy and rhythm into music. Some examples of REAL BREAKCORE are Venetian Snares, Drumcorps, early Igorrr, and Doormouse. Some examples of FAKE BREAKCORE are Machine Girl (post-WLF), most "lolicore," and anything that sounds like it belongs in a TikTok edit. BREAKCORE BELONGS TO HARDCORE, NOT TO HYPERPOP, AMBIENT, OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE.

        Petition to- SHUT THE FUCK UP.

          Somebody on r/AnarchyChess had a crashout after the “Petition to-” joke had been said a millionth time. 

          Petition to- SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Every single post I ever see is just not funny. It's all just "petition to this" or "petition to that." HOW DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH CHESS?? I miss the sub since like a few months ago, when we had actually funny shit, now we're just making stupid stale "petition to mod this guy or smth or ban this guy for some reason idk" and they still have the gall to make MORE POSTS LIKE THIS that they think is worth reading, or rather GIVING MY ATTENTION to?

I'm going insane because of how much you guys do this. How about you make actual funny posts, like how the sub was intended to be? You know what? Someone please get the mods to remove the petition flair, or even ban petitions because all they do is just "petition to ban u/jvmfnncncmnxnx for becas he ummm idk" and we still approve of these posts? Why?

It just really bothers me when people still think petitions are funny. Mods won't do anything about it because "mod team knows best" or something, like where the fuck are my funny bishop sniper posts... or "what do I do in this position"??? You know what? Fuck everything about petitions. Petition to just completely erase the petition flair, and never make these kinds of posts again.

          Bro u don’t never seen this? This sh was fire in 2017🔥🔥🔥

            XXXTENTACION copypasta

            Someone unironically replied with this when asked about the famous XXXTENTACION profile pic.

            Bro u don’t never seen this? This sh was fire in 2017🔥🔥🔥 even X fucked with this. if you were on console or on insta you would away find someone having that as a pfp (they were usually the ones the most pressed for no reason too)

            I’m sick of 052 Buccaneer.

              Buccaneer from BTD6

              By u/1Estel1, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Buccaneer from Bloons TD 6.

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of 052 Buccaneer. I try to play Druid. My Pirate Lord deals more damage. I try to play Monkey Ace. My Pirate Lord deals more damage. I try to play Wizard. My Pirate Lord deals more damage. I want to play Ninja. My Pirate Lord deals more damage. I want to play Dartling, Submarine - they are both mogged by Buccaneer. It grabs me by the throat. I build for it. I roll for it. I give it Permanent Brew. It isn't satisfied. I build for MiB. "Leave the baby bloons to the other monkeys" It tells me. "Give me more MOAB killing." It grabs the Paragon button and forces itself to upgrade to Navarch. "You just need to build the other two boats. I can oneshot BADs." "I can't afford enough boats for a good degree" It grabs my Quincy."There are no good heroes, only Benjamin." "Guess this is the end." It grabs its hook. It says "Navarch, Hook them." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure pulling power. What a cruel world.