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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Bro, you’re so like me, just a little bit cooler. You understand, maybe we were meant to be together.

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    byu/TrenSetterrrr from discussion
    inmoreplatesmoredates
    Bro, you're so like me, just a little bit cooler. You understand, maybe we were meant to be together. Just think about it, If you were a woman we'd definitely have sex together, watch horror movies, play videogames together, and philosophize about life and stuff. Well, let's drop the bar to femboy. Well, yknow, It doesn't matter if you're man or woman. So think about it.

    Oh hell nah, this is so messed up.

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      byu/Perfect_Machine_6563 from discussion
      inHalfSword

      By u/lolwutsalad21 in response to a shitpost in the Half Sword subreddit implying that the game had already been released.

      Oh hell nah, this is so messed up. I was on the verge of passing out and decided to check my notifications. First thing I see is a Reddit notification, this exact post, just the title. I cannot tell you how quickly and violently I went from laying flat at 180 degrees to sitting straight upright at 90 degrees. Like the goddamn Undertaker. I thought tonight was truly the night of reckoning. I was so ready to navigate to the Half Sword Steam page and frantically click the add to cart button. Yet I click on this notification and what do I see? A screenshot of the snowy map from ye olde itch.io version. I have been thoroughly bamboozled. I hold immense spite for thee, ragamuffin

      Jets and heli’s, as i’m sure you are aware, are the alphas because they have the ability to fly

        Incredible Battlefield 6 jerk found in Youtube comments.

        Jets and heli's, as i'm sure you are aware, are the alphas because they have the ability to fly, which means; if you chose to put yourself at a disadvantage by spawning on the ground (beta)... then that's your fault for giving up the high ground, a-k-a your first mistake, and you'd know that if you've ever played chess... which btw, simulates real war tactics and strategy... just like battle-field, if you don't believe me-battelfield 1 even tried stealing it's aura from chess if memory serves me correctly-horses* etc... in other words: battlefield is basically post 9/11 chess except it's better because live service, anyways battlefeld 6 isn't actually that different from battifield 1, in fact, it's only 3 battlefleds away if memory serves me correctly, meanwhile, battlefeeld 3 is like 5 battlefillds away from battledfield 1, and battlefleild 5 doesn't even exist because it's spelled with a V, and battlefeild 1 and V= 6 ... so just remember the next time there's someone on the enemy team that's 52 and 2 and you can't make it out of spawn-it's because while you were busy playing "battlefield" with your team (chess) on the ground, winners like me did more playing with themselves (checkers) in the sky... check+mate (i win {you lose ;)).

        It’s been 73 minutes since ARC Raiders went down. I’ve aged 4 years. My coffee turned to dust.

          Its an ARC Raiders copypasta that was copy and pasted in Discord during server disruption. The pasta took influence from ‘It’s been X hours without , I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns.‘ or Roblox down copypasta.

          It’s been 73 minutes since ARC Raiders went down. I’ve aged 4 years. My coffee turned to dust. My cat joined a rival faction. I tried logging in 37 times, each failure more soul-crushing than the last. I screamed “ARC!” into my microwave hoping it would open a portal. It didn’t. I built a shrine out of broken keyboards and empty Monster cans. I offered my GPU as tribute. Still no servers. I’m hallucinating loot crates in my living room. My squad is missing in action. My sanity is held together by duct tape and patch notes. If ARC doesn’t come back soon, I’m joining a knitting forum and never looking back.

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            shelly, tier 4 bossbabe says 'it's not a pyramid it's a triangle and the math checks out as long as you don't do the math'

hey gurl would you like to complete all faerie quests at no cost to you would you like to get only the best faeries for your faerie quests how about even being your own faerie that's right you can be the dazzling bossbabe yourself instead of waiting for one to appear asking for something or dropping things on your head you can do anything as long as you make it to tier 17 of the bossbabe academy training program legally i must say results may vary and technically no one has ever made it past level 12 without moving back home crying to their parents about how they lost everything yes even the toyota corolla which while not a flashy car does what it needs to like a good dependable friend you can rely on until one night when you have too many camouflage poogle fizzy drinks and you're like haha what no we are clearly just friends forever and suddenly they don't want to talk to you anymore and by the time you realize it was always them they have moved to new faerieland with some vandagyre and i mean a vandagyre come on really and when you show up at the wedding you're the one "causing a scene" and "scaring the pets painted baby" and "need to stop trying to topple the cake" whatever all that means and now you legally can't go to faerieland but it's okay you're better off and fine and happy and it is all thanks to being your own bossbabe who can work from anywhere except i guess faerieland and make your own hours and not need anybody even dumb friends who said they would wait but didn't like the liar they are so sign up to be your own bossbabe of your destiny today haha no i'm not crying why do you ask