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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those pawns! I knew it was d5. One after d4

    By u/TheWaterUser, its the Chicanery copypasta but changed to chess specifically for en passant.

    I am not crazy! I know he swapped those pawns! I knew it was d5. One after d4. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got those idiot chess.com mods to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That queen side castle! Are you telling me that a king just happens to swap with a rook like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He blundered through a Sicilian Defense! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own ranked match! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was rated >900, always the same! Couldn't keep his pieces out of the middle! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Claiming "en passant"! And he gets to be a grand master!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

    I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANOUNCEMENT, SANS THE SKELETON IS A HOMEWRECKING FIEND!

      By u/Nuker707, its the Eggman Announcement copypasta but changed to Sans from Undertale.

      I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANOUNCEMENT, SANS THE SKELETON IS A HOMEWRECKING FIEND!

HE JITTERBUGGED WITH MY GOSH DARN WIFE, THATS RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS BONEY CLACKING RECORD OUT AND HE JITTERBUGGED WITH MY WIFE AND HE SAID HIS RECORD WAS "uhuhuhu" AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING!

SO I AM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MONSTER.COM! SANS THE SKELETON YOU GOT A SMALL RECORD, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS BUTTERCUP EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY JITTERBUG LOOKS LIKE! THATS RIGHT BABY, ALL FUR, NO BONES, NO CLOPEN, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO EGGS AND A PICKLE!

HE JITTERBUGGED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA JITTERBUG HOMETOWN, THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER BUG!!

EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA JITTERBUG IN HOMETOWN, I'M GONNA GO LOWER, I'M BUGGING IN THE SHELTER!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CAROL? I JITTERUGGED IN THE SHELTER YOU DUMMY!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE JITTERBUG DRRROPRRRETS HIT DAMN HOMETOWN! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I JITTERBUG WITH YOU TOO!

      I genuinely hated Spoit before this. I’m happy that I finally have something to hate him publicly for.

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        inRainbow6
        I genuinely hated Spoit before this. I’m happy that I finally have something to hate him publicly for. I hate the way that he plays and creates content and what his influence does to the community, I hate his weird accent that just ends up sounding like a cartoon nerd mixed with a British teenager mixed with a discord moderator talking to their kitten, I hate the way that he wears the same type of sweat absorbing esports compression shirt, that doesn’t compress any muscle because he doesn’t have any, every single day and in every single video, I hate the fact that he’s genuinely built like a WW2 POW that the Japanese took in Indonesia and forced to run the train lines, I hate the toxic behaviour he exhibits and how terrible he is as a role model, despite the popularity he has as a creator and pro league money that gives him access to resources that could help him to be a good role model, I hate his lack of insight ever in his life, I hate his success, I hate how much money he has, I hate the way he carries himself as the “#1 siege player” despite the fact that Beaulo is 110% better than him and prime Kixstar would wash him.

  I am praying 24/7, 365 days, on Spoit’s downfall. I attend church and recruit pastors to join my cause, then go to a mosque and ask the same thing of the religious experts there. I attend Jewish service and ask rabbis to provide me with the goat sacrifice method, just to appease God so He can smite Spoit down where he stands if he ever goes outside (obviously a tall order). I called up FriendlyJordies to see if he could get me in contact with the firebomber that burned his house, just so I can fly him to Spoit’s residence and watch in eternal joy and whimsy as he gets turned into ashes. I pay off mafia members to tip the leader of the gang that Spoit’s team loses everything and say that their source was his teammate, just in hopes that he wins and the mafia boss gets pissed off enough that he kidnaps Spoit and breaks his elbows with a lead pipe.

  TLDR Spoit is a bitch

        Awe. Did I scare you, Son? I see you declined a rematch. Did you run out to mommy after our ONE GAME??

          Awe. Did I scare you, Son? I see you declined a rematch. Did you run out to mommy after our ONE GAME?? And scream The mean chess guy, guess what!!!-1 I beat him!!!. He was better mommy but he must ve forgot bout the clock. I'm so happy too because I'm just not smart or am good enough to beat him." But dont think that little guy. You got plenty of time to learn. You'll get there little dude. Chin up. And remember this.

"ANYONE CAN BEAT ANYBODY ONCE! SHOW YOUR REAL COLORS BY BEATING THEM IN a 2/3 MATCH OR SHOW YOU HAVE NO FAITH THAT YOU ARE BETTER AND RUN AND DECLINE IT."

- Magnus probably

One day little guy. You'll play with skill and not rely on luck to win a game and not be scared to show that you can beat them more than once. Keep those tears caused by the fear of playing me again after your face my son. Though we know you wouldn't win again in a match that time did not run out. There is no reason to be that scared. OK little guy. Get better, my son.

          I own a Vadarya Prime for home defense

            By u/megagamer20, its the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to the Vadarya Prime sniper rifle from Warframe.

            I own a Vadarya Prime for home defense, since that's what the The Seven intended. Four Dax break into my house. "What the devil?" I say as I grab my alt helmet and glorified railgun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Euphona Prime on the second man and miss him entirely because I have Magnum Force equipped and nails the neighbors kubrow. I have to resort to the Felarx mounted at the top of the stairs modded for blast, "Tally ho, lads!" I say as the status effects shred two men in the blast, the sound and screams of the incarnon form set off the Altra sentinels. I draw my Dakra Prime and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since he's vulnerable to being killed for the plot. Just as the The Seven intended.

            I own a Kuva musket for home defense

            By u/MoonlitWolfheart, its the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to the Kuva weapons from Warframe.

            I own a Kuva musket for home defense, since that's what our Golden Lords intended. Four Grineer break into my Orbiter. "What the Indifference?" As I grab my Prime Syandanna and Chakkur rifle. Blow a Roller sized hole through the first clone, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Twin Rogga on the second clone, miss him entirely cuz of Magnum Force mod that halves my accuracy and nails the neighbour's Kubrow. I have to resort to the Corvas Prime flak cannon mounted atop my Necramech, loaded with grapeshot. "Tally ho, lads!" The grapeshot shreds two clones in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off another of Ordis' PTSD episodes. Fix Sheev dagger and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the Kuva Guards to arrive, since Sheev shred wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as our Golden Lords intended.
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            byu/MoonlitWolfheart from discussion
            inmemeframe
            Own a Chakkhurr for home defense, since that's what the Lotus intended. Four Grineer break into my camp. "What the devil?" As I grab my pink rhino and explosive rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Angstrum on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and explodes the neighbors kubrow. I have to resort to the Zarr mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off landing craft alarms. Fix Skana and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the dropship to arrive since triangular sword wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Lotus intended.