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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

The data is nothing but lies. Silver is average or even good

    From a Reddit circlejerk post in the Overwatch 2 subreddit.

    So I started doing some comp matches and got put in silver 2. I was pretty pleased with myself until I looked at some "data" and it turns out that means that I'm in the bottom 15% of all players. Clearly that is wrong because I'm better than that.

Firstly, I'd like to see where this "data" came from. Clearly not from any reputable source. Silver is clearly average, gold is good and anything beyond that isn't worth concerning yourself about. So here's some data - How come any time I look at someones career profile in quick play, they are silver also? That is because most people are silver (average).

Stuff like this is made to make people feel bad, it's very similar to penis length statistics where companies like to pretend that the average penis is far far bigger than normal through their "statistics" when actually the average is about 3.5-4".

    She breasted boobily

      "Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards."

      He vampired billionairely across the room

        "He vampired billionairely across the room, his sweetly-softcore rapey vibes engulfed her small feminine self-inserty hair, she looked exactly like [you, the girl reading this], and he was very vampirey and mysterious..."

        DJ Akademiks is so fat, man like he’s just so fucking obese.

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          He's so fat, man like he's just so fucking obese. Like everything he does just gives strong obesity vibes. Just obesity radiation surrounding him. Super strength strong unmatched overweight aura. like just posting about Ak is enough to just weigh my phone down. his fat globby belly achieves levels of masculine overweight aura humanity has never seen before. strong glutton filled radiation around this fat fucking demon. how does any shirt ever manage to fit him is a mystery i will not decipher given a googol number of years. so fucking fat. that fat fucking stomach is enough to give me a workout while holding this phone. my armpits get all sweaty n shit when i try to hold my phone with a mere image of him. thats how fat he is man. hes a magician and that fat fucking stomach of his has to be a magic trick. piece of work. that fat fucking creature. so fucking obese.

          Heinz Baked Beans

            From a comment in a post on r/mapporncirclejerk that responded countries banning Heinz Baked Beans.

            heinz baked beans are literally the best thing ever and i will die on this hill. the sauce is perfect, the beans are soft but not mushy, and it just works with EVERYTHING. toast, eggs, sausages, chips, whatever you throw at it, it fits. it’s cheap, it’s filling, it’s reliable. and the idea that some country would BAN them????? insane. absolutely insane!!!! like how do you even justify that??? it’s BEANS. it’s not dangerous, it’s not offensive, it’s not some weird thing, it’s beans in tomato sauce. people live off this stuff, students, workers, families, everyone. you take that away and you’re basically saying “we don’t care about normal people.” don’t care if you think i’m exaggerating, i’m not. you don’t realize how much they matter until someone says “oh they’re banned here” and then suddenly it feels like a crime. they’re part of daily life, they’re survival food. banning them is dumb, pointless, and honestly feels like an attack on the people. i’ll say it again because it needs to be said. HEINZ BEANS ARE LIFE!!!! they’re not fancy, they’re not trying to be anything else, they’re just beans in sauce and somehow it’s perfect. banning them is like banning bread or banning water, it makes no sense.and yeah i’m repeating myself but that’s the point. because it’s that important. beans on toast at 2am when you’re broke, beans with breakfast when you’re tired, beans when you just need something quick. it’s always there. always the same. always good. banning heinz baked beans is dumb and evil

            Ninja – “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset

              AKA ‘It’s just a game’ copypasta was a tweet from the streamer Ninja responding to a discussion on hyper-competive gamers ruining the gaming scene. The quote is often used a copypasta in competitive gaming discussions.

              The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. 

There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.