Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
In a certain sense, a tomboy is the woman among women. You see, while possessing most masculine traits, she still lets you feel the softness of femininity and captivates you in the process, just like the perfect blend of sweet and salty—neither cloying nor bitter, bursting forth with an unparalleled deliciousness.
I don't care that the time eater says "never liked you"
It doesn't bother me. Literally why would I care, like it's a boss and we're supposed to fight. Obviously the boss won't like me, it's fine. I know I'm likeable, it's okay if you don't like me, you're just one person anyways. To the ppl who's been saying I'm annoyed about it like lol stfu why would I even be annoyed. Big woop, the bad guy doesn't like me. So what. I didn't go into that fight expecting to be liked. So it's like water under the bridge for me. Fortunately I'm a strong enough person that I don't relegate myself to being the type of person that would say something like that to someone, and I can shrug off things like that happening. Time eater's not even the hardest boss in the game either like put me as any character and I kill time eater easy. Like if you are gonna say something like that at least be like as strong as the heart or something before you talk shit lol like... or at least try and find someone who actually cares about being liked, like I don't care and ESPECIALLY why would I care about the time eater either. It looks like a snail as well like how are you looking like that talking about liking people anyways? Fucking ugly thing. I'm not even gonna waste my time and mental energy thinking about something that's like only 3 words anyways. Oh yeah 'never liked me' okay and I'm supposed to what... get all up in arms about it? That you don't like me? Lol imagine if I did that about every person who doesn't like me. At the end of the day it's just pixels on a screen as well it's not even like you know anything about me how can you not like me and you don't even know me lol what do you just hate everyone you meet for the first time? You must have so many friends if that's how you introduce yourself to people LOL. People who actually know me always say I'm really likeable so I think I'd rather listen to those people I care about rather than some fucking troglodyte cretin mutant bug hypnotherapist or something with some dumbass fucking watch. Probably too stupid to read the time anyways. 
AKA the ’67 emote copypasta’ its a parody of Clash Royale player having a crashout for not getting the 67 emote. There was a bug in game where players aren’t able to claim the 67 emote due to token limit. The devs patched it up later on but not before the community made a ton of shitpost about it.
Missed the 6 7 emote its over 💔💔
I can't. I just can't anymore. Nine years. I have been playing this game for NINE YEARS. I was there for the OG Goblin Barrel. I remember when Sparky was a terror. I have given my blood, sweat, and literal tears to this game. And today, it betrayed me. I saw it. The 67 emote. It was beautiful. It was all I wanted. I grinded the challenge. I skipped meals. My fingers are raw. I finally beat the last stage, my heart is pounding, I go to the event tab to claim my prize... "Token Limit Reached." ...Token. Limit. Reached. It wouldn't let me claim it. I was right there. I had earned it. But because of some arbitrary cap, some stupid line of code, it just... sat there. Mocking me. I tried everything. Restarting the app. Crying. Pleading with the screen. Nothing. The event is over now. It's gone. Nine years of loyalty. Nine years of daily logins. And I am defeated by a TOKEN LIMIT. I feel hollow. I feel empty. I will never be the same. I hope you're happy, Supercell. You broke a 9-year veteran. I'll never get the 67 emote. It's over.
Its a schizo appreciation copypasta that began from the Kpop community on their favorite idol.
my darling, my love, my sweetness, my world, my baby, my solace, my rainbow, my daily spirit, my night moon, my stars in the sky, my fire of enthusiasm, the flowers in my garden, my cooling water, my soul's life, the owner of my longing, the cure for my wounds, the soother of my heart, the light of my path, my soul mate, the guardian of my heart, the reason for my smile, the owner of my beating heart, the tune in my song, my beautiful dream, my night guard, the soother of my soul, the lamp in my darkness, the crashing of my waves, my morning sun, my gentle breeze, the refreshing rain, the calming dusk, the dew on the leaves, the sun of life, the poetry in my heart, the eternal story, the harmony of my soul, the endless longing, my complement, my final destination, my life's inspiration, the melody of my tune, my warmest hug, the smile I long for, my little heaven, the guardian of my dreams, the light of my stars, my breath, the sigh of my longing, the beat of my heart, my most beautiful night, the hope in my life, the dawn of my salvation, my bright afternoon, my calm waves, my shield of my heart, my love ark, my night blanket, my morning embrace, my universe harmony, my heart's idol, the flower sower on my path, my love lantern, the morning star in my darkness, the oxygen in my breath, my ocean of love, my living soul, the aurora of my love, the inspiration of my longing, the solace of my fatigue, my limitless happiness, and the eternal time in my lifeThe original came from a Tweet by a football fan and is done as a joke similar to ‘I just smashed my 4K TV‘ copypasta.
Just smashed my 32-inch monitor in rage. Valve embarrassed me and ruined my financials in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. I’m about to do something crazy… Just smashed my 84-inch TV in rage. This team is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. Fire TenZ immediately or my kids will not get dinner tomorrow.Just smashed my 84 inch TV in rage. This game is embarrassing me in front of my family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as i pace around my room trembling. I cant take this anymore. I am no longer a genshin fan. GOODBYE.
Based on the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to the M2016 from Helldivers. Its part of a series of Helldivers 2 guns that has used this copypasta template.
Own a M2016 constitution rifle for home defence since that what the founding fathers intended
4 devistators break into my high value asset extraction zone. what the devil. I grab the constitution rifle.
Blow a golfball size hole in the first devistator he’s dead on the spot. I grab my pistol and aim it at the second devistator but miss cause I forgot to switch off the crisper and torch the helldiver to my left.
I have to resort to the orbital cannon at the top of low orbit loaded with airburst. “TALLY HO LADS”
The airburst shreds 2 men in the blast. The extra sound and shrapnel blow up the 2 gates at the entrances
Reload crisper and charge the last undemocratic scum.
He dies of fire after waiting for the bot drop to arrive since enhanced combustion is one hell of a buff.
Just as the founding fathers intended.Comment
byu/bi_zZz from discussion
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I own a Constitution for home defense, since that's what the founding Helldivers intended. Four stalkers break into my house. "What the Liberty?" I grab my Helmet bought from the Super Store and Constitution rifle.
Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first bug, it’s dead on the spot. Draw my Senator on the second bug, miss it entirely because running and shooting has sway and nails the neighbors Guard Dog. I have to resort to the Anti Tank Emplacement mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with HEAT shot, "Tally Ho Bugs!" the HEAT shot shreds two bugs in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off FRV alarms.
Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. It bleeds out waiting on the Truth Enforcer and Unity Officers to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding Helldivers intended.