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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

tutors are bad because, imagine you’re tutroing for a card, right?

    In Magic The Gathering (MTG), a Tutor is a spell which searches your library for another card.

    tutors are bad because, imagine you're tutroing for a card, right? and when you go through your library, you look at all the cards. you're not supposed to do that, but with the tutor. with the totor you go through your deck and get a card. i mean its fine if you get a land because, well. you need the lands to play your spells. everyone knows this. but you tutor and say you get a card that isnt a land (which is bad) so you go. you go and get the card and when you play it, sometimes you play it, sometimes it goes into your had. when it goes on top of the library its like ok, its on the top of the library, but you draw a card each turn so it goes into your hand. so when so when you tutor for the card, there are lost of cards in the deck, and one of the cards lets you look for the rest. thats one card of the one hundred cards getting you a one undred card, so thats two hundred card that you searching the deck for because which is too much. so when my friend kevin, he plays the land commander, he plays card and tutors for land, but my friend ethan he plays the red commander that goes so hes red and cant tutor but. sometimes there is black or sometimes blue and they can tutor. so when you tutor you get the two cards of a hundred cards and you choose. which is more than draw because the card goes into your hand if you choose. so tutors are bed because the tutor goes into your hand after you cast the spell. commander shouldnt be like that. you ruing the fun and i think you should listen to other people more. just because you are youtube does not mean you are right. everyone thinks you are wrongd

    I own a psychic shock lance for home defense, since that’s what the archotechs intended

      By u/FetusGoesYeetus, its the ‘Just as the Founding Fathers intended‘ copypasta but changed to the psychic shock lance from Rimworld.

      I own a psychic shock lance for home defense, since that's what the archotechs intended.

Four tribals break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my human leather hat and shock lance.

Blow a psychic hole through the first man, he's braindead on the spot.

Draw my revolver on the second man, miss him entirely because I have zero shooting and nail the neighbours' warg.

I have to resort to the mortar mounted at the end of the killbox loaded with an antigrain warhead, "Tally ho lads", the warhead atomizes two men in the blast, the sound and radiation setting off an insectoid hive.

Equip monosword and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the doctor to arrive as he was missing both arms.

Just as the archotechs intended.

      I’d just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this group.

        Discord feet pics apology 
        I’d just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this group. The accusations regarding my so called “behaviour” are untrue and extremely hurtful.

To the accuser/s (you know who you are kitten), a few points for your consideration: 🤔

1.) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.

2.) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this group were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it to you, but yes we exist! No we are not “creeps”! We are here to fucking stay, so get over it!

3.) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people.

4.) No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will consequences for their actions is not a “threat”. I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I’ll be right here awaiting an apology.

5.) And finally, as you can see, I didn’t tag any of the women who wronged me in this post, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one’s decision to have their own so called “opinion” no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend .

Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of the group
        I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this page. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful.  To the accusers (you know who you are kitten), a few points for your consideration: thinking
  
1) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.  
2) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it.  
3) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people  
4) No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology.  
5) And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decision to have their own so called "opinion" no matter how misguided it may be. 

As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend.  Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of this page.

        Max Muncy

          I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
          I sat with him at a fancy dinner once, this gala charity event. We were in tuxes and he sat across from me. At one point early on a waiter brought out caesar salads, and Max started rubbing his tummy and making “yummy” noises like a toddler. Just as I picked up my salad fork—Max Muncy slapped it out of my hands. “Don’t,” he said, like scolding a dog. Stunned, I went to pick up the fork again but this time Max placed his sweaty hand on my wrist. “Like me,” he growled. He then mimed rolling up his sleeves…and proceeded to eat his salad with his hands like Cookie Monster. Lettuce and croutons went flying from his fat hands to his mouth. I was about to ask, “What the fuck?” but his blonde date made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, “Just let him do this. He needs it.” I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.

          Shit man, this wizard war is fucked.

            AKA ‘wizardposting’ the original is from a wizard shitpost from Tumblr before been adopted by other communities. 

            Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

            Warhammer 40K version

            Shit man, this uprising is fucked. I just saw a shard of god clap his hand together and say "drain life" or some similar shit, and everyone around him turned inside out, had their blood drained, and exploded. My Leader didn't even notice that's how common this shit is. My ass is shooting a pipe) gun, and rocking a 60 year old mining outfit. I think I just heard "Phaeron of the Stars" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck out of here.

            Umamusume: Pretty Derby

            Shit man, this Arima Kinen is fucked. I just saw an uma clap her hands together and say Mystifying Murmur some similar shit, and every one around her became Rushed, ran out of Stamina and became glue. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is procing Super-Duper Stoked and level 1 Extra Tank . I think I just heard Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might two positions over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

            Naruto

            Shit man, this ninja war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "atomic dismantling jutsu" or some similar shit, and every one around him was trapped in a glowing cube, exploded into dust and then disappeared. The sensory types didn't even look at him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is using beast mimicry and fang over fang. I think I just heard "ninja art: scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

            Lancer Deltarune – Darkner war

            Shit man, this Dark World is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "IT'S TV TIME!" or some similar shit, and every one around him was playing a minigame and earning points. There wasn't even a tutorial, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is using Bikey and Lancer Cookies. I think I just heard "YOUR TAKING TOO LONG" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here. 
            My ass is casting splat noise and tier two swear word. I think I just heard "Watch what happens when I cast a spell I don't know!" two groups over. I gotta get the $!$! outta here.

            I only listen to FLACs

              [copypasta] I only listen to FLACs
              byu/pasquyno inaudiojerk

              By u/pasquyno, its a circlejerk of the audiophiles and how different audio formats are discussed.

              I only listen to FLACs. I honestly don't get how you guys can listen to MP3s and not get nauseated by the low quality, even at 320kbps you can hear the compression from over a mile away, I only listen to 1k+ kbps FLACs ripped from REAL CDs, remember those? Compact Discs? Yeah I still use those, none of that compressed streaming bullshit will ever touch my 10000 dollar (yes 1 with four zeroes) audiophile setup, I personally find songs that are not WAV or FLAC unlistenable and am honestly disgusted by people who say otherwise, you plebs keep your mp3s and your m4as, while I get to listen to the best quality music, knowing that even the lowest of sub-bass (down to 1Hz!) will never get cut out, I have no idea if you've ever experienced FLAC music to its fullest, I'd guess you never did because you plebs could never afford such a setup, but when you DO listen to it, you can hear the air between the instruments, the guitar strings crackling against the tabs and even the littlest imperfections in the singer's voice, really feeling the warmth from the music and having a surreal experience, unless you're like me and used to it by now (kind of impossible), I kind of feel sorry for you guys that will never get to experience FLAC music or anything remotely like it in the next 100 years, remember, if you don't have a setup that costs at least 1000 dollars, you are NOT listening to the music, you're only hearing somewhat musical noises with a ton of compression