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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Heinz Baked Beans

    From a comment in a post on r/mapporncirclejerk that responded countries banning Heinz Baked Beans.

    heinz baked beans are literally the best thing ever and i will die on this hill. the sauce is perfect, the beans are soft but not mushy, and it just works with EVERYTHING. toast, eggs, sausages, chips, whatever you throw at it, it fits. it’s cheap, it’s filling, it’s reliable. and the idea that some country would BAN them????? insane. absolutely insane!!!! like how do you even justify that??? it’s BEANS. it’s not dangerous, it’s not offensive, it’s not some weird thing, it’s beans in tomato sauce. people live off this stuff, students, workers, families, everyone. you take that away and you’re basically saying “we don’t care about normal people.” don’t care if you think i’m exaggerating, i’m not. you don’t realize how much they matter until someone says “oh they’re banned here” and then suddenly it feels like a crime. they’re part of daily life, they’re survival food. banning them is dumb, pointless, and honestly feels like an attack on the people. i’ll say it again because it needs to be said. HEINZ BEANS ARE LIFE!!!! they’re not fancy, they’re not trying to be anything else, they’re just beans in sauce and somehow it’s perfect. banning them is like banning bread or banning water, it makes no sense.and yeah i’m repeating myself but that’s the point. because it’s that important. beans on toast at 2am when you’re broke, beans with breakfast when you’re tired, beans when you just need something quick. it’s always there. always the same. always good. banning heinz baked beans is dumb and evil

    Ninja – “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset

      AKA ‘It’s just a game’ copypasta was a tweet from the streamer Ninja responding to a discussion on hyper-competive gamers ruining the gaming scene. The quote is often used a copypasta in competitive gaming discussions.

      The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. 

There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

      I am not crazy! I know he swapped those pawns! I knew it was d5. One after d4

        By u/TheWaterUser, its the Chicanery copypasta but changed to chess specifically for en passant.

        I am not crazy! I know he swapped those pawns! I knew it was d5. One after d4. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got those idiot chess.com mods to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That queen side castle! Are you telling me that a king just happens to swap with a rook like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He blundered through a Sicilian Defense! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own ranked match! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was rated >900, always the same! Couldn't keep his pieces out of the middle! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Claiming "en passant"! And he gets to be a grand master!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

        I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANOUNCEMENT, SANS THE SKELETON IS A HOMEWRECKING FIEND!

          By u/Nuker707, its the Eggman Announcement copypasta but changed to Sans from Undertale.

          I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANOUNCEMENT, SANS THE SKELETON IS A HOMEWRECKING FIEND!

HE JITTERBUGGED WITH MY GOSH DARN WIFE, THATS RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS BONEY CLACKING RECORD OUT AND HE JITTERBUGGED WITH MY WIFE AND HE SAID HIS RECORD WAS "uhuhuhu" AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING!

SO I AM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MONSTER.COM! SANS THE SKELETON YOU GOT A SMALL RECORD, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS BUTTERCUP EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY JITTERBUG LOOKS LIKE! THATS RIGHT BABY, ALL FUR, NO BONES, NO CLOPEN, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO EGGS AND A PICKLE!

HE JITTERBUGGED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA JITTERBUG HOMETOWN, THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER BUG!!

EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA JITTERBUG IN HOMETOWN, I'M GONNA GO LOWER, I'M BUGGING IN THE SHELTER!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CAROL? I JITTERUGGED IN THE SHELTER YOU DUMMY!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE JITTERBUG DRRROPRRRETS HIT DAMN HOMETOWN! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I JITTERBUG WITH YOU TOO!

          I genuinely hated Spoit before this. I’m happy that I finally have something to hate him publicly for.

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            inRainbow6
            I genuinely hated Spoit before this. I’m happy that I finally have something to hate him publicly for. I hate the way that he plays and creates content and what his influence does to the community, I hate his weird accent that just ends up sounding like a cartoon nerd mixed with a British teenager mixed with a discord moderator talking to their kitten, I hate the way that he wears the same type of sweat absorbing esports compression shirt, that doesn’t compress any muscle because he doesn’t have any, every single day and in every single video, I hate the fact that he’s genuinely built like a WW2 POW that the Japanese took in Indonesia and forced to run the train lines, I hate the toxic behaviour he exhibits and how terrible he is as a role model, despite the popularity he has as a creator and pro league money that gives him access to resources that could help him to be a good role model, I hate his lack of insight ever in his life, I hate his success, I hate how much money he has, I hate the way he carries himself as the “#1 siege player” despite the fact that Beaulo is 110% better than him and prime Kixstar would wash him.

  I am praying 24/7, 365 days, on Spoit’s downfall. I attend church and recruit pastors to join my cause, then go to a mosque and ask the same thing of the religious experts there. I attend Jewish service and ask rabbis to provide me with the goat sacrifice method, just to appease God so He can smite Spoit down where he stands if he ever goes outside (obviously a tall order). I called up FriendlyJordies to see if he could get me in contact with the firebomber that burned his house, just so I can fly him to Spoit’s residence and watch in eternal joy and whimsy as he gets turned into ashes. I pay off mafia members to tip the leader of the gang that Spoit’s team loses everything and say that their source was his teammate, just in hopes that he wins and the mafia boss gets pissed off enough that he kidnaps Spoit and breaks his elbows with a lead pipe.

  TLDR Spoit is a bitch