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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

You have to have a very high IQ to understand Neutral Milk Hotel

    By u/See_Em, its the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to Neutral Milk Hotel the indie band.

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Neutral Milk Hotel. The musical talent is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical music, most of the nuances will go over a typical listener’s head. There’s also Mangum’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realize that they’re not just pleasing- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Neutral Milk Hotel truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mangum’s existential catchphrase “Semen stains the mountain tops,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mangum’s genius wit unfolds itself on their iphones. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Neutral Milk Hotel tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

    It has been 2 hours without skyblock.

      By u/lokey04, its a variation of the ‘It’s been <X> hours without <game>‘ but changed to Hypixel Skyblock.

      It has been 2 hours without skyblock.

Two. Entire. Hours. I don’t know who I am anymore. I open my inventory out of muscle memory and THERE IS NO INVENTORY. I try to warp to my island IRL. IT DOESN’T WORK. I checked the forums 47 times. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. “Maintenance ongoing.” ONGOING?? MY SLIME Minions NEED ME.

I can feel my purse evaporating in my imagination. My bazaar orders are probably half-filled and I can’t even cancel them. The economy is collapsing and it’s MY FAULT because I’m not online.

I tried doing something else. It didn’t work. I stared at a wall and thought about gemstone routes. I closed my eyes and saw dungeon rooms. I am calculating my skill XP loss PER MINUTE of downtime. This maintenance has set me back at least 0.003% efficiency and I will NEVER recover.

People keep telling me “go outside.” OUTSIDE DOESN’T HAVE MAGIC FIND. Outside doesn’t have pets. Outside doesn’t even have a hex menu. What am I supposed to do, WALK, without max speed and Young Dragon Armor? Disgusting.

If SkyBlock doesn’t come back soon I might start manually tracking my minion profits in a spreadsheet just to feel something. I am shaking. I am unwell. I am a husk of a person without this game . Hypixel please. PLEASE. I will forgive the ping. I will forgive the tps.

Just let me back in.

      Good morning sir. Unfortunately, I only do professional buisness via my Geometry Dash account.

        Good morning sir.

Unfortunently, I only do professional buisness via my Geometry Dash account.

If you wish to continue this discussion, please make an account at https://www.boomlings.com/database/accounts/accountManagement.php Then buy Geometry Dash on steam for $3. Then add me @CrustiesAuto ingame to continue this discussion.

Any other messages on Discord will be ingorned/blocked, I exclusively do buisness in Geometry Dash so you must contact me there to resolve your case.

I hope you understand, Signed Mohammed Al-Jafhar.

        I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Karrakin Cavalry College

          Its the Navy Seals copypasta but changed to when a Karrakin Lancer got ragebaited for Lancer TTRPG.

          What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Karrakin Cavalry College, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on New Madrassa, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire house of Stone's great companies. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Omninet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Karrakis and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Baronic Unified Command and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the sector, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo

          I own a PTRD for home defence just as Comrade Stalin intended.

            Created by @AnimarchyYT, its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to PTRD an anti-tank rifle developed by the Soviets during WW2.

            I own a PTRD for home defence just as Comrade Stalin intended. 

Four Capitalists break into my communal housing block, “The Motherland Calls Comrades!”

I blow a crater sized hole in the first man and he’s dead on the spot. Everyone in the building is now deaf and the shockwave has triggered the local air raid siren. 

Next I draw my Tokarev and fire one round before it jams, still discombobulated from the muzzle blast I miss entirely and kill my neighbour, he was probably a spy and Comrade Stalin guided my round for the state. 

I will have to resort to the Maxim in the stairwell. I cut two fascist invaders in half before the barrel overheats and the water cooling jacket explodes. A cloud of steam corrodes and destroys all the KGB listening devices located throughout the building. 

I draw my 2ft long Mosin-Nagant bayonet and chase down the last man, stabbing it forcefully into his chest, the blade is poorly forged by a 70 year old guy from Tula so it bends and gets stuck in his rib cage, unable to be removed. He bleeds out before state security services can finish him off with their pistols. 

Just as Comrade Stalin intended.

            Fantasy. Fantasy. Final fantasy? Yeah I know final fantasy

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              byu/Adamle69 from discussion
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              Fantasy. Fantasy. Fantasy.

Final fantasy? Yeah I know final fantasy, my friend was nick named final fantasy cause of his love for the games. He also had a fart fetish, usually he would get crazy to incredible gassy. He also had a thing for skating but it ended up killing him

Final fantasy was skating once but then he didn’t see a car coming and got hit by it. Ended up being what killed him. Skating