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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan

    Joe Rogan is like Khan copypasta

    Its from a 4chan post describing Joe Rogan’s podcast during the height of his popularity. The copypasta is often use as an ironic joke whenever Joe makes a bad take.

    Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his podcast is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works “glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow” but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like “Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? tiny hat man safe fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong” and people just nervously go “oh-oh ok h-Haha yeah i guess so”
    
    “Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and arrow, but Joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe”
    Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his show is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works “glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow” but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like “Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong” and people just nervously go “oh-oh ok h-Haha yah I guess so” “Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe.” 

    Dondozo copypasta 常年玩dondozo的人

      Dodonzo

      Best known as the Chinese Dondozo copypasta its actually an insult or hate towards players who play Dondozo in competitive Pokemon.

      常年玩dondozo的人大都目光呆滞,极度自卑,且智商逐年下降,最后完全沦为傻子。玩dondozo会破坏身体结构,引发各种不治之症。人一旦开始玩dondozo就说明这个人的智慧品行样貌通通都是下等,这辈子只能在阴沟里苟延残喘。玩dondozo的玩家具有强烈的反社会倾向,对治安稳定造成破坏危害正常人的生命。

      Translated to EN

      Most people who play dondozo all year round have dull eyes, extremely low self-esteem, and their IQs decrease year by year, and finally become complete fools. Playing dondozo can damage the body structure and cause various incurable diseases. Once a person starts playing dondozo, it means that his intelligence, conduct, and appearance are all inferior, and he can only live in the gutter for the rest of his life. Players who play dondozo have strong anti-social tendencies, causing damage to public security and stability and endangering the lives of normal people.

      The Zamazenta spam needs to stop

        I can't fucking take it anymore. This pokemon needs to be fucking gone. EVERY GOD FORSAKEN GAME HAS ZAMAZENTA. Out of your 6 pokemon, you need like 3 dudes just to beat one dog. It's too bulky to be killed by most special moves, even some that are super-effective, and its blistering speed allows it to get Iron Defenses so fast your head will spin. preventing any physical attacker from KOing it. This doesn't even address the fact that its uninvested attack stat allows it to bypass should-be counters with coverage. There's such a small selection of things that actually beat it one on one that it's so goddamn frustrating.
        
        How is it that all the ban conversations I hear are about Darkrai, Kyurem, and Raging Bolt when all of these pokemon straight up lose to this dumb dog? "Oh, Kyurem runs a mixed coverage set that has loaded dice, icicle spear, and scale shot, that's the real problem!" Those pokemon at least have counter-play. I'd rather play against Unaware Dozo Clod Clef stall every matchup than play against one more drooling ladder player with that dumb Iron defense set where I have to guess if it has Heavy Slam to beat my Fairy type, Crunch to beat my ghost, or fucking Stone Edge to beat my Moltres. This all ignores the fact that no pokemon abuses Tera half as well as this obese bitch. Oh, how quaint, your Valiant outspeeds and has super effective moonblast? Tera Fire Iron Defense go brrrrrrrr. Don't even get me started on those Life Orb attacker sets that have been popping up.
        
        It's enabled the most obnoxious, low IQ teambuilding. Now every damn team is Zama + Glowking + Twave spam. How is one team style running the meta healthy? How is it that Stall sucks? Why I am I running into niche pokemon picks that are chosen just to beat one pokemon, and how come it's never enough? Did everyone forget how boring Gen 8 was? Are we all content to go back to that, where the fat legendary comes in and wins you the game?
        
        Everyday we stray further from Arceus and the beloved Son he sacrificed 'pon the cross, and when the day of reckoning comes, we will all deserve the damnation he will bring upon us. Do you think the creator of everything is happy when he looks at OU and sees that they unbanned this stupid boxart so that everyone can click Iron Defense in unison? Thou shalt not worship false swipe idols.
        
        Zamzenta needs a suspect yesterday. If I'm wrong and the people choose to keep his dumbass in, fine, whatever, but there at least needs to be a vote. This isn't healthy or fun. It's macabre, sick, twisted, and perverse. If there's any justice in this world, the Holy Smogon council will take swift action against this monster, and we'll be better off for it.

        NO MORE XIANGLING COPYPASTA!

          Mavuika the anti-Xiangling copypasta

          Created by u/No_Statistician_3782, its known as the anti-Xiangling copypasta or ‘XIANGLING COPYPASTA NO MORE’ after beta leaks indicate that the upcoming character Mavuika has no ICD (Internal Cooldown).

          Where the hell are you now Xiangling you little shit?
          
          I WILL play Klee. Her best team will have Mavuika. I WILL play Raiden, Chillde, Wriosthesley, Sharktard Girl and more. And they all will want Mavuika. She will use your spine as the highway to a new era for the meta!
          
          I WILL wale for Mavuika. Fish, cook, mine, even collect MINT for her. I WILL present her signature at her feet. If she isn't satisfied I WILL pull for her Constellations. "I don't need any ER fam, I got you" She will tell me and my knees will turn into dust.
          
          Mavuika can take all my primogems. I WILL present to her my cancelled credit card. "This is unnecessary, I'm with you my friend 🌞!" She will grab her bike and say "It's bikening time!" There will be no hint of sadness in my eyes anymore. There will be only pure, burning freedom from your cooking hands.
          
          What a beautiful world.

          THATS SO FUNNY IM CACKLING

            Copypasta response to something funny
            BROOOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀 I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW DONE I AM RN 😭😭😭 LMAOOOOOOO THIS VIDEO SENT ME STRAIGHT TO THE SHADOW REALM 😭💀 I WAS CHILLING, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BOOM—YOU HIT ME WITH THIS???!!! 😭💀💀 I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY WATER, IT SHOT OUT MY NOSE, AND NOW MY LAPTOP IS SHORT-CIRCUITING. MY DOG SAW ME LAUGHING AND STARTED HOWLING 💀😭 MY NEIGHBOR BANGED ON THE WALL THINKING I WAS DYING, AND TBH, I AM 💀💀💀😭😭😭 I’M SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP, AND KICKING MY FEET LIKE A TODDLER RN 😭💀 THIS AIN’T JUST FUNNY, THIS IS STRAIGHT-UP WAR CRIME LEVEL FUNNY 💀💀💀 SOMEONE GET ME A DEFIBRILLATOR, MY HEART CAN’T HANDLE THIS.
            
            LIKE???!!! WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS OKAY?? I’M WHEEZING SO HARD I SOUND LIKE A DEFECTIVE TEAPOT 😭💀💀 MY CAT IS STARING AT ME LIKE I’VE COMPLETELY LOST IT. BRO, I JUST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR, HIT THE FLOOR, BOUNCED, ROLLED INTO THE WALL, AND STARTED CRYING AGAIN 😭😭💀💀 LMAOOOOOO I NEED TO CALL AN AMBULANCE BUT I’M TOO BUSY LAUGHING AND HYPERVENTILATING 💀💀💀😭😭😭 I GOTTA SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES, THIS VIDEO BROKE MY SOUL, MY HOUSE, AND MY SPIRIT 😭😭💀💀 BRO THIS ISN’T EVEN A VIDEO ANYMORE, THIS IS A WHOLE-LIFE EXPERIENCE. I’M LEVITATING. I’M SEEING GOD. I’M NEGOTIATING WITH SAINT PETER RN ABOUT WHETHER I CAN COME BACK OR STAY DEAD.
            
            MY GRANNY WALKED IN, SAW ME CACKLING, AND NOW SHE THINKS I’M POSSESSED 😭💀💀💀 THE WAY I JUST FELL INTO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION OVER THIS 💀💀😭😭 THE FLOOR BENEATH ME COLLAPSED, AND NOW I’M IN SOMEONE ELSE’S APARTMENT TRYING TO EXPLAIN WHY I LAUGHED THIS HARD 💀💀💀 LMAOOOOOO MY PHONE IS CRACKED, MY EGO IS SHATTERED, AND MY LUNGS HAVE FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME 😭😭😭 BRO YOU GOT ME WRITING THIS COMMENT FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE BECAUSE I LEGIT JUST DIED.
            
            HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ON WITH MY DAY AFTER THIS? 😭💀😭💀 EVERY TIME I REMEMBER THIS, I’M GONNA LAUGH IN THE MOST INCONVENIENT PLACES. JOB INTERVIEWS? LAUGHING. FUNERALS? LAUGHING. BRO YOU GOT ME OUT HERE RUINING MY ENTIRE LIFE 💀💀💀😭😭😭 SOMEONE CALL THE FBI, THE CIA, AND THE AVENGERS, BECAUSE THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭 I’M DONE. I’M FINISHED. GOODBYE. THIS COMMENT IS BEING SENT FROM THE AFTERLIFE.

            i don’t want to cancel my favorite idol….. AESPA SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHY

              From a tweet by an unhinged Kpop stan when he found out that his fav group openly supports LGBT. The tweet had become a meme and people use ironically whenever their idol supports LGBT.

              i don’t want to cancel my favorite kpop group….. AESPA SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHY😭😭😭
              i don’t want to cancel my favorite kpop idol… NINGNING SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHY😭😭😭
              i don’t want to cancel my favorite kpop idol….. YUNAH SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHY😭😭😭