Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
OMG! You got me! Take my damn award and leave. Get the hell out. Collapse my reply right this second! You must take every course of action possible to distance yourself from me after you have frustrated me into coughing up this worthless Reddit emoji. Leave this subreddit at once! Delete your account and the Reddit app. Smash your phone and laptop and terminate your home WiFi connection. Take whatever you can carry on your back and flee far far away, as far as you can go on your own two feet. Then, once you tire, you must find an alternate mode of transportation to travel even farther, for you have truly flummoxed and bamboozled me with the stunning ingenuity of your comment. I must ensure that I have no chance of ever seeing you again, for I would be put to utter shame by your endless glory in the off chance that we crossed paths. Go get on a plane, taxi, bus, ship, motorcycle, or whatever you desire and travel until you reach the nearest space station. From here, you must enter training for several long years to become an astronaut so that you may leave this planet forever. I have no doubt you would be able to complete the training program fluidly despite lacking all relevant work or education experience due to the cutting-edge wordplay you have exhibited in the meticulous creation of your comment. Once you finish training, and embark on your first mission to space, you must use your incredible genius to hijack the space shuttle, hack the ground computer control systems, and pilot yourself in a trajectory away from our solar system and deep into interstellar space. Only by sending yourself to the farthest corners of not just our galaxy, our galaxy cluster, nor local supercluster, but to the edge of the observable universe may I be safe from being dissolved to atoms by the mere aura of your presence.
look! LOOK! here you can CLEARLY see i put you as the ugly or offended wojack, and i put myself as the handsome, buff, coloquially named "chad" wojack, and i put text that described MY opinion above the wojak that represents ME, and YOUR opinion (clearly shit) above the wojack that represents YOU! so by definition, MY opinion is objectively superiour to your opinion! I've won the argument, and thus you cant do any counter arguments!
look! LOOK! i have put the image i have made into a subreddit full of people with the same opinion as me, and they all agreed with the meme! so now I have more people (that just share the same opinion as me) that back me up (without ever mentioning or regarding the people that back YOUR opinion up)!
Hey guys, softcore porn and erotica addict here, and I am fuming. Every time I get horny and want to go see some huge mommy milky badonkaloos on r/boobs, I get immediately flaccid because of how bad the posts are. The titles are fucking stupid and the angles are all shit. And not to mention the videos. Oooh man the videos. These woman Redditors really have never seen a male Redditor in their entire life. They also do the same things with their boobs with the bouncing and pushing of boobs around. It gets repetitive. At this point the size doesn’t even matter. Like please for once can we get some nipple play or something? Please do nipple play it’s so fucking hot.
Edit: Thanks for suggesting all the nsfw subreddits I’m not disappointed
I have been in this shitty sub for almost a year and the humour here almost didn’t change at all. All of you here are so fucking unfunny it hurts to even open Reddit and see your “jokes” on my home page. The word 69 is not funny at ALL. 420 is also not funny. I know they are the sex and weed number but how is that funny at all? Do you just say “oh I’m almost about to get 69 karma haha funny”????? You’re not. Saying “penis” or when asked to say a joke “my life” isn’t fucking funny in any way. How is a whole group of teenagers SO UNFUNNY???? I used to have this type of “humour” for a bit (not that long so thank god) and after I realized how much it was being repeated I realized that you guys are embarrassing. No one out of Reddit likes or respects ANY of you. TIK TOK is funnier then here AND ALWAYS WILL BE. “So leave the sub” that won’t fix the sub though, will it? It hurts to see your “jokes”. Develop a sense of humor or just get out😐
Long story short i got a part of my foreskin ripped off. Not much but enough. Currently in the ER.
Now long story: I was bored and couldn’t find a game to play and i was naked. So i walked up to the PS5 and did a mini squat, stretched my foreskin till about 5cm and put it in the disc drive.
At first it started sucking the disc (dick haha) for a few seconds and then it stopped briefly. I stood there and looked into my tv with great shame for those few seconds. Then the console beeped once and proceeded to suck in the bottom of my foreskin and it had torn it off. A little piece but enough to start the bleeding.
Now i’m currently in the ER getting my foreskin fixed, the culprit PS5 is still at home and i haven’t pressed charges. Never really told the doctors the truth either.
TL;DR: i got a part of my foreskin ripped off by a rather aggressive playstation. Currently in the ER.
Female Reddit avatars turn me on. Whenever I see a redditors profile avatar and it’s a female, it immediately makes me hard. Just the thought of them being a female makes me so horny. I beat my meat often to female Reddit avatars. I’ve produced so many gallons of cum looking at female Reddit avatars.
