Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
35m my mom went to get me food but she has been gone for three hours. If she's not home we will be stuck with only frozen pizza and French fries. She's making me really upset.
Edit- curly fries not the regular crap
Another edit- she said she got stuck in a storm but it wasn't even raining hard? Ig the issue is resolved though. I got of a video call with her and she told me not to tell my dad she was gone so long. The camera was shaking and there was a lot of grunting and cooing. I think she is going to the gym and doesn't want me to know.
I’m a cis guy. I live with a FTM who is pulling new chicks in multiple times a week, and they also give these women the best 184 KB JPG orgasm of their life.
I hear the girls scream in pleasure and beg for more, and the sex can go on for hours. The girls beg to see them again and it's killing my ego. How am I inferior to a FTM? What are they doing better than me? I'm trying to understand why women would prefer a FTM over me a cis male. I have a penis, yet I never made girls moan for hours like this. My friend literally has women begging to fuck them. What are they doing right that I'm not doing? I have tears as I type this.
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God I hate r/Ukraine its full of western suburb kids who are so stupid and such nps that they believe that al Russians are guilty for being russian.
“Dude protest putin” “Dude just overthrow the government”
Are these people actually that retarted, do they think they can just except people to throw their life away for protesting the government or get themselves killed for organising a coup. Even if al Russian are Ukrainian hating nationalist, considering the huge propaganda machine Russia has I am still not gonna consider them responsible for their own thoughts. Fuck r/Ukraine and al the western dumbfucks who lack critical thinking or empathy and in most cases both. (Bdw never saw the same responds from these fuckers when it was the us invading iraq but then it wasn’t their fault but the media yeah sure
I hate Trump, and everything about him. I am white but I wish I wasn't. Just because I am white doesn't mean I deserve rights. In fact I don't. I should be treated like a dog, just like my mom should be too. She's just such a blonde hoe anyway?
Can you upvote pls?
I (35M) went to high school with Andrew Tate. He was a completely different dude back then. We were best friends when we were 14, and neither of us really had any other friends. I was the dominant one though. He would literally do anything I told him to do. If I told him to jump off a bridge, he would jump off a bridge. He was super sensitive, a real pussy.
One night, he was at my place and we stole some beers from my dad. It was our first time drinking alcohol. Long story short, I got really horny and told him to suck my dick. He was really scrawny and had a cute feminine face back then, so I imagined he was a girl, sat back and enjoyed the head. It was my first blowjob ever. We passed out after and never spoke of it. Carried on our friendship as if it never happened.
Unfortunately, that summer he got jumped by a bunch of kids who had been bullying him. He was never the same since that incident. He became obsessed with working out and martial arts, and we kinda just went our separate ways. I’m proud of him for standing up for himself, but he’s doing way too much now. I suspect he’s lashing out because of his childhood insecurities.
