Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
You heard me. I'm a karma whore. I make fake posts and comments just for those sweet internet points, and you're an idiot for giving them to me. I'm not stopping. Not because of feelings of superiority, even though I am truly superior, but because I've decided to dedicate my thoughts, mind, body, and soul to gaining more upvotes in a day than you, a pitiful mortal, will gain in your life.
Imagine a schoolgirl getting bukkake in the middle of the college bathroom from 13 different guys. That's me. I'm that schoolgirl. Except that cum is those delicious orange arrows. I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm simply implying it, and if you have a problem with that, compare your karma to mine, and then we'll talk it out.
I apologize for your inferiority, ok? Nobody wanted you to turn out this way, and I'm sure that you feel even more disappointed in the sight of me. I have the audacity to admit that I'm a slutty whore for karma, and I'm still superior, you beta twig.
Karma is my cocaine. It's my heroin. It's my intense, orgasmic dopamine hit that will forever separate me from the mortals that surround me.
I, and I completely, am a karma whore. But I'd rather be a whore than a trashbag, like you.
Peace out plebs :)
"Communism rules!" he posts on Reddit on his $2000 MacBook Pro while playing Clash of Clans on a $1000 iPhone, stopping only to drink an $8 Frappelini Mochano Machiatto at Starbucks which provides free Wi-Fi utilizing privately-owned infrastructure at their own expense. A drip of coffee spills onto their $500 Ambercrombie and Fitch exclusive clothing. The Redditor is triggered; the pain of this PTSD-afflicting incident can only be resolved by downvoting every post on T_D and CringeAnarchy. Now calmed down, the Redditor makes a quick stop to the local hospital. He orders his 2 inch dick lopped off. For $10000, he is now the girl he always wanted to be. Thankfully, she had insurance due to Obamacare, so it wasn't her money that was spent. Later it goes to the bank. "I'd like a $20000 student loan." All of it goes to Bernie's campaign. Match them.
Sorry to be bothering you but could you do without the profanities? This is a family-friendly subreddit. Every Monday evening me, my grandmother and my little brother browse this subreddit and whatnot. It's very awkward to encounter these bad words while sitting with my family.
Yeah, I once meet this really cool japanese lady who had a lot of money and would visit Hawaii a lot where I lived. We meet randomly and really enjoyed each othe and went on a few dates. Found out she was a christian and I just kinda stopped caring. Some shit happened and I wasn't able to meet up at an agreed upon time and she did not respond to my call afterward. Never made any effort past that to fix things since she was a christian. I think about her sometimes and wonder how things would have been and then I think about her being christian and I'm like ehhh oh well.
So this happend 2 months ago and I am still super embarrassed and suicidal since then.
Okay so, I was in class and my crush was called to solve a problem on the board.
Since nobody could see me, I whipped out my schlong and started jerking.
But the problem was when I came.
When I came, it was so hard it made a loud sound. Everyone looked at me. I was ashamed and killed myself right as I went to the bathroom.
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😍😍😍😍omg I love a man who gets winded walking from the fridge to his gaming chair and back😍 hearing him huff and puff like an asthmatic rhinoceros makes my honey drip if you know what I mean.
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger. Will be thinking of you tonight 😏🤭😍
