Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
I (29M) happen to be a prolific music artist (I shall not reveal my identity for privacy purposes) truly care for my admirers but I have always encouraged them to break all rules and destroy public property whenever I command them to do so
Recently, at a music festival I held, I had to keep costs tight to ensure I could add onto the continuous supply of steady and abundant money I have been receiving thanks to my neat little brand endorsements, nothing big, just a burger joint and a little video game. Out of their poor judgment, they managed to hurt themselves in the crowd at my all fun and entertainment for all concert, as I continued to perform with their "antics" in the background. They also entered the stadium in abundant numbers, and I had previously tweeted that people who didn't pay for tickets were free to enter if they managed to make it in. I did this as a token of courtesy, but now people are saying I endangered young lives
I continued to rap on stage and my frequent collaborator (35M) who is my mentor's (44M) arch-nemesis and I had a jolly good time performing our little tune about people in a feverish guise of behavior. I saw ambulances entering the venue from afar and heard fans scream for me to conclude the show but I was clumsy and I assumed they were joking, was this wrong? I lacked the judgment to sense something went catastrophically wrong and continued to scream my lungs out as the fans did the same, albeit in a more somber tone, which I couldn't make out why. I hummed into my microphone as my fans' lifeless body was crowdsurfed in front of me.
We continued with our concert as my key goal was to fulfill all my sponsor goals and end it on my terms. We even let some fireworks go as people were being crushed on the grounds. I was totally unaware of this!
I went home, brushed my teeth, and slept in the comfort of my multi-million dollar mansion. The next morning, I saw reports that people had passed away at my concert, impossible, I thought they were pretending. In 29 years of living this is the first time I might be an asshole. So I decided to ask reddit, where the intellectuals of the world reside.
So Reddit, AITA?
Hello reddit, today I was rubbing my penis very fast with my hand then all of a sudden this massive release of white fluid came out of my penis, I searched up on google 'white fluid discharge from penis' and the results said I had a UTI. Could anyone figure out what came out of my penis?
Definitely Reddit. We are a group of highly sophisticated atheist masterminds who make Christman’s shudder in fear. I guarantee the average IQ of a random redditor would far exceed any other social media filled with brainlet normies. We also house some of the largest power in the world and can easily change the course of human events whenever we want. Our power rivals even larger UN member nations due to our presence world wide. I guarantee that Reddit could topple entire regimes if we all, or even a fraction of us, if we tried. We should have used this power for good when the orange cheeto was in office. People on other social media’s simply speaking are idiots compared to us Redditors.
I (9198202939329M) lied about my age to my girlfriend😨. (15F) I (9198202939329M) told her that I am 9198202939329 years old. besides I (9198202939329M) had to go to prison for having sex with her! (9302 YEARS!! ) because my girlfriend (15F) is a minor while I'm not. My mom (14F)helped me to espace prison though🤭when I (9198202939329M) already had served 831 years!! We used several machine guns and a nuke to escape! Such an original escape plan🥺! She helped me because she thinks age is just a number and love is love! 🥰 so sweet. :)) Couldn't wish a better mom🤗! Oh, and my girlfriend (15F) broke with me for me lying about my age! 💔Now I am dating my mom(14F) because she thinks age is just a number and love is love! 💖
WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀
"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂
His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭
In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂
