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Ok so I did a thing and it escalated (quickly)

    Ok so I did a thing and it escalated (quickly)

So I was hanging with this girl, we’ll call her Lina, and we were flirting back and forth. Then I got close and whispered something in her ear and she said, “if you get that close again I will kiss you.” I obviously got close again thinking she was being dramatic, she kissed me and then we started to make out.

She stopped and asked if I wanted to go farther and then we went to “the sex spot” and continued where we left off. We continued to make out, I started to feel her up. Then one thing led to another and I fingered her. Then we had to get to our college class so we had to wrap it up.

No need to give advice or talk about it. I just needed to tell somebody, anybody really. (Thank you for reading and have a nice day)

    I felt poop when I fingered his ass. Should I have told him?

      I (F21) went over to my friend's (M28) apartment today. He likes when I do stuff to his butt. But I've only put a finger up there a couple of times before and not that deep (I have put my tongue in there more times than a finger). Today it was different. I started by sucking his dick and when he almost came he told me to play with his balls and then he got on all fours and I put a finger in his butt. He then flipped over again and he moved his body so that my finger went deeper and deeper. That's when I felt the poop. It was hard so my finger didn't get visibly dirty. I just kept the finger in there and jerked him off with my other hand and he came in my mouth. I pulled it out slowly as he instructed and he asked if I got anything on it and I said no. Because it wasn't visible. Should I have told him the truth?

Edit: I've had dicks in my asshole and most of the time there was poop in there. Even if I'm using the right tools while prepping. I don't know what's wrong with me. Normally I only poop like every three days. And I don't know how to make anal work for me. I told you this to make it clear to all of you that I am not disgusted by him or anything. I have caused way more mess than he did. It was okay. But since he asked if I got anything on my finger and I lied, I just wanted to know if you think I should have told him what actually happened.

      I literally just opened reddit and the first thing i see is hentai

        I literally just opened reddit and the first thing i see is hentai. I was fucking sitting on the bus and then a giant pair of big jiggle anime honkers popped on my screen. I was sitting next to a mother with a child and exposed both of them to that horrific scene. I want to kill myself now. It was so bad my anxiety started acting up and the next moment i had fucking nuclear diarrhoea. The bishop i had up my ass started letting go. I had to get off the bus and into the near woods to relieve myself and readjust the bishop. Fuck you again!

        Perhaps you were looking for “Please put a NSFW tag on this“

        I keep getting misgendered and I’m fucking cis 😭😭😭😭

          (Rant) I keep getting misgendered and I'm fucking cis 😭😭😭😭

Okay so for starters,I'm a MAN. DICK, BALLS AND ALL. But because god decided to make me 5'5, and the fact that I have long curly hair that covers my hair, people think I'm a girl 😭 when I went to go eat a restaurant with my family, the waiter told me ma "your daughter is very pretty" and pointed at me 😭 when I went to go meet my VERY CONSERVATIVE Family in the south, my grandaunt hugged me and said "oh my god look at this pretty woman!" Until I lifted up my hair! I get cat called by random guys on the street that get creeped out when I respond in my deep masculine voice. It doesn't help that I usually wear like baggy sweaters with skinny jeans (I have a pretty fat ass and thighs I've been told). People think it's funny but it kinda gets demasculinizating at times cause I genuinely want to be more manly and shit 😭 and I'm not even a Twink or a femboy!!! I just OCCASIONALLY put on eyeliner and pant my nails but I HAVE MASCULINE FEATURES DAMNIT!!! alr thank u for listening to my rant :)

          My gf said my family is “a little too close”

            My (18M) gf (18F) surprise visited my house on Sunday. She knocked on the door and Mom let her in and told her I was up in my room. My gf comes into my room and jumps on the bed, right on top of me and sis (20F) cuddling. My gf screams and told me to explain. I calmly said sis and I have always slept together and share the same room as our home is modest in this economy with only two bedrooms, the other is my parents’. My gf says that us cuddling/hugging each other while asleep is “disgusting.” But I think she just doesn’t understand as an only child. I calmed her down and got her to come downstairs for dinner. I set the table and Mom kissed me on the lips. This was too much for my gf and she screams wtf. Mum got upset and asked her to explain herself. My gf said that our family is “way too close” bc Mom kisses me and my sis 'spoons' me while sleeping. Mum became angry and asked her to apologize but my gf just ran out of the house.

Now my gf won't respond to my texts or calls. I texted her several times that we only kiss on greetings, and sometimes we surprise lick each other’s lips to tease each other. Idk why having a close family is an issue. I feel depressed that the love of my life won’t talk to me. But she’ll come around. I’m sure she’s just nervous and not used to normal behaviors.

Edit- I think people are misunderstanding me. We don't lick each other on the lips all the times. We only do it sometimes to tease each other. Kinda like tickling but on the lips.