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Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.


Congratulations to you, and all other users protesting on the subreddit

    Its a response from a mod of r/LimbusCompany during the NSFW ban drama where a user was banned in multiple related Limbus Company subs for “stoking” the drama. The mod had since apologized and unbanned the user. Meanwhile the response had become a copypasta for sounding like a FNAF ending ahh speech (villain monologue). Context to the whole drama here.

    Congratulations to you, and all other users protesting on the subreddit. Contrary to what people have said, we aren't going to stay the course regardless of what we hear. Your side won. You, however, will not get to be a part of it. I won't explain everything you did to make this situation far worse as you stirred the pot, since you know it full well. Forget about the Angela Corn post, we've looked at every post and comment you've made. Plenty of people were expressing their criticism in good faith and in civil manners. You were creating drama for the hell of it.
So goodbye and good luck.

    I guess I deserve nothing, not even a brief, simple explanation as to why this image is funny

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      byu/Jackabing from discussion
      ingluesniffer
      I guess I deserve nothing, not even a brief, simple explanation as to why this image is funny. If I don’t deserve this, do I even deserve anything else? Was it all in vain, my mediocre possessions, my average intellect, my fragile mental health, my blurry consciousness… my state of being. Is there even a reason for me to have them? I have not any monumental feats, nor did I change the world significantly. I have been practically useless my whole life. Everything makes me feel like a burden to others. I am wasting away, and I believe I deserve it.

      Mods are killing this sub

        Mods are killing this sub
        byu/TheTwinkieMaster ingreenday
        Mods are killing this sub

Excited for this to get taken down, because you take absolutely everything else down.

I’ve lost count of how many posts I’ve replied to, gone to check out later and see it’s been removed for some reason or another. Usually low effort/low quality, which is apparently just a blanket term for… just about anything.

Gently remove your heads from your asses and let people talk about their favourite bands. Just because you personally think it might not be the amazing high-brow academic discussion about a band who named their breakout album after shit, doesn’t mean it’s not creating conversation for someone out there. Some of us like engaging over the templates going round other subs. Some of us like a little low-effort every now and then. To quote the onion: not every movie has to be Schindler’s fucking List. Not every post has to be the fucking Mona Lisa.

Hang on, I’ll say the only two things you’re allowed to say on this sub to make sure you don’t delete my post: warning is underrated, one minute.

        You are all a bunch of sick freaks

          r/selfhosted crashout

          A reddit user crashes out after seeing the average setup of users on r/selfhosted.

          I stumbled onto this subreddit looking for tips on running a basic Plex server, and holy shit, you people are insane. Instead of finding normal humans, I find complete psychos debating ZFS configurations like they're discussing fine wine. "Ah yes, this RAIDZ2 has subtle notes of data integrity.” You are all a bunch of sick vitamin D deficient freaks.

I actually work with and manage multiple Kubernetes, mission critical infrastructure that actually matters. I spend my entire day working with containerised applications, and what do I find when I load up Reddit? Ansible playbook writing maniacs trying to automate their light switches. You are all a bunch of sick freaks who probably dream in YAML and wake up in cold sweats wondering if you forgot to enable that cron job

The worst part is how you enable each other. "Hey guys, just finished my basic home automation setup", and then you post a system diagram that looks like the blueprint for a nuclear reactor. Fourteen Docker containers just to manage a suite of 'internet of things connected shitware. You celebrate each others descent into madness with vomit inducing comments like "Nice setup! Have you considered adding Prometheus monitoring?" You are all a bunch of sick freaks, you make me ill.

And the money you guys must spaff away... you've somehow convinced yourself that spending thousands on enterprise server equipment from 2012 is justified as it was originally 10x the cost. And then you refer to it as “your little setup". "Oh this? Just my Dual mirrored RAID 10 arrays with triple redundant UPS and backup diesel generator that kicks in if the power flickrs for more than 3 milliseconds. You know, for my Linux ISO collection" Meanwhile your electricity meter spins so fast it could probably generate its own electricity. You are all a bunch of sick freaks, and you need help.

I take solace in imagining what your home lives are like, I laugh as I imagine your families, having to sit through dinner listening to you explain why running Pi-hole with Unbound is superior to forwarding to Cloudflare. I bet your kids start crying when you mention DNS-over-HTTPS. Your wife just stares at you now, especially since you've replaced all your family photos with Grafana dashboards.

I imagine you boiling over when when the women you made vows to asks "why can’t we just go back to using iCloud" when your precious self-hosted photo library goes down during your third Photoprism upgrade this week. They completely ignore your ‘impressive’ (97% lol) uptime statistics and offsite backups. You are all a bunch of sick freaks, and your loved ones are losing hope.

No, you don't need Kubernetes or 10gig network switches or 7u rack. You don't need any of these increasingly abstract layers of complexity that exist only to solve the problems created by your previous solutions. Your simple file server didn't need containers, those containers didn't need orchestration, that orchestration didn't need a service mesh, Yet here you are, staring at 10,000 lines of YAML, wondering if maybe just one more helm chart would finally make it all perfect. But I know you'll keep adding more, because you're all just a bunch of sick freaks.

          Was completely unaware about the discourse around this movie

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            byu/Calm-Original2448 from discussion
            inokbuddycinephile
            Was completely unaware about the discourse around this movie, I watched it the day it came out high out of my mind in the basement of a frat house, and it felt like the screenwriter was talking directly to me. I had probably already taken five or six hits on the bong because I had planned to push my shit hard that night anyways and I felt like I was ballroom dancing with this movie, like me and it were a single unit. Every single line made perfect sense to me, and when the movie ended, I experienced such a sudden and present sense of grief that I ran outside and threw up four times on the front lawn. Saw it again sober, didn’t care for it that much. Real heavy-handed.