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Eldenring Nightreign is the epitome of laziness, and I’m ashamed I spent money on the game

    new copypasta dropped
    byu/Working_Long_5931 inshittydarksouls
    I could write 40 paragraphs on everything I dislike about this games design but I'll try to keep this brief. Fromsoft has been coasting off the same reused ideas and assets for a long time, but only in this game did they manage to be lazy about literally everything, including their own laziness. The amount of new things added into this can be counted on your fingers, and for all the old stuff shoehorned into this game, they somehow managed to bring back not even the bare minimum.

No new enemies, no new weapons (not counting the garbage starting weapons everyone ditches as soon as possible) and every POI is just a straight rip from Eldenring or a bunch of assets mashed together.
Speaking of assets, we couldn't get more than one map??? We're stuck with Limgrave base tileset 1? No Caelid, Liurnia, Altus, Snowfield? Slapping a random forest or mountain in the corner does not make absolutely no difference to me or anyone I've played with.

As for weapons, they wanna make a big deal about bringing bosses from old games, but we can't get weapons/enemies from old games?? No Lothric knights? No Lion warriors? And no NEW ENEMIES? Not one??! The closes we got is the spiders from Dukes dear Freja, but I don't even count that.

And where is the DLC content? They could've added in light greatswords, backhand blades, martial arts, ETC, not to mention a ton of DLC enemies thrown into the mix, and yet to my knowledge only the Golden hippo made it in.

Seriously, they could've gone full nostalgia and loaded this game with 20 more hours of content but they were lazy about their own laziness. I'm ashamed I bought this game

    Not sure why the sudden need for sexual/vulgar language from Nayeon

      A fan made a post criticizing TWICE Nayeon on her sexual lyrics in her new solo ‘MEEEEEE’. The post was later taken down.

      This’ll be a hot take in this sub..

Not sure why the sudden need for sexual/vulgar language from Nayeon (and probably other members) in this new song. She is approaching 30 and, yes, “she’s a grown woman who can say/do whatever yadayadayada.” However, imo, there is absolutely no need for this type of thing at this point in her/their careers. They’ve made it far enough and have more room to go without having to blatantly sexualize their music, and the subtle undertones in Espresso made it a great song WITHOUT having to be outright vulgar like Nayeon’s new lyrics.

Western influence has, once again, won. I’m just hoping they don’t go down the path that BP has gone. They’re very close to losing me as a fan. 
      Not sure why the sudden need for sexual/vulgar language from Nayeon 😬 (and probably other members) in this new song. She is approaching 30 🎂 and, yes, “she’s a grown woman who can say/do whatever yadayadayada” 🙄✨ However, imo, there is absolutely no need for this type of thing at this point in her/their careers 🚫🎤

They’ve made it far enough 🌟 and have more room to go 🚀 without having to blatantly sexualize their music 😩🍑 The subtle undertones in Espresso made it a great song WITHOUT having to be outright vulgar like Nayeon’s new lyrics 💃🚫

Western influence has, once again, won 🇺🇸😔 I’m just hoping they don’t go down the path that BP has gone 🖤💔 They’re very close to losing me as a fan 😞🫠 
      This’ll be a hot 🥵♨️🌶️take🗣️ in this sub… 🔥✨👀

Not sure why the sudden💨⏩ need 😫for sexual/vulgar😛 language from Nayeon 😬😰🫨 (and probably other members)😱 in this new🆕 song🎶. She is approaching 30 🎂👵 and, yes, “she’s a grown woman 💁‍♀️ who can say/do whatever yadayadayada” 🙄🗣️😬✨ However, imo, there is absolutely‼️💯😠 no 👎🙅need for this type of thing at this point 🥱😤in her/their careers 🚫🎤

They’ve made it far enough 🌟🏆 and have more room🛋️ to go 🚀 without having to blatantly sexualize💦🍆 their music 😩🍑 The subtle undertones🤨🤫 in Espresso ☕made it a great 💯☑️👌 song WITHOUT having to be outright vulgar ☝️🍆🍑like Nayeon’s new lyrics 💃🚫😤💯😎

Western 🤠influence✨ has, once again, won 🇺🇸😔 I’m just hoping 🙏🛐🤲they don’t⛔👎🙅‍♂️ go down ⬇️🙃📉the path🚶‍♀️ that BP has gone 🖤🩷💔 They’re very ‼️💯close🤏🤏 to losing me😎🙎‍♀️ as a fan 😞🫠😤

      I want to be in the woods furiously masterbating. Above my head circles a remote controlled drone.

        Its based on a comment in r/trippinthroughtime back in 2016. There are 2 versions of the pasta with more popular one ending with “…instantly incinerating me.” while the original ends with “I am disentegrated. Fuck yea.” 

        I want to be in the woods furiously masterbating. Above my head circles a remote controlled drone. The operator is over 500 miles away, also furiously masterbating. As we both simultaneously reach climax, he launches a hell-fire missile, instantly incinerating me.

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        I want to be in the woods, furiously masturbating. Above me, a military drone is fixed on my position. The operator is over 500 miles away, also furiously masturbating. He releases a laser guided Hellfire missile. As we both simultaneously reach climax together, I am disentegrated. Fuck yea.

        Pokegenie changed my life.

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          byu/theciviljuggler from discussion
          inpokemongo
          Pokegenie changed my life.

I used to be a sad beta Trainer, barely pushing Level 25. Not a legendary Pokémon to my name and getting laughed out of Little Cups. My own girlfriend wouldn't even lucky trade with me. I got on Pokegenie, and now I'm a Chad level 42, pushing my way to 50. I have more legendaries than I know what to do with. Now she's begging me to trade with her and her friends at the same time. I even trade with my coworker and the girl who works at Starbucks.

          READ A BOOK. ANY BOOK.

            READ A BOOK. ANY BOOK.
            byu/OptimisticLucio inCharacterRant
            READ A BOOK. ANY BOOK.

Guys ok, we get it, the 200th shonen of this season was shit, I'm sorry to hear it. No this does not mean that all of writing has a fundamental flaw that no one has fixed until now. There's actually- fun fact, there's actually an easy to reach place where you can find writing that, for the most part, does not have these flaws!

Are you tired of the missed potential of worldbuilding? Do you wish the character dialogue wasn't shit?

Well boys and girls do I have the invention for you:
A FUCKING BOOK!

YES! By using your tiktok and youtube-short riddled brain for more than 10 seconds on one task, you too can read a book without pictures in it! Those exist! And there's good ones!

"Oh but OptimisticLucio, all of new literature is smut aimed at feeeemales!" First of all never call me by my full name, secondly never call women that again, and thirdly- HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS COOL THING CALLED SHIT WRITTEN MORE THAN 5 YEARS AGO

This may come as a startling shock to some of you, but the classics are classics BECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE THAT GOOD. It may be wild to hear, but "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" really IS that fucking good! "It's not as good as goku hitting super sayan fuckbillion tho-" READ IT BITCHASS AND THEN COME BACK TO ME

MOBY DICK, DUNE, FRANKENSTIEN, 1984- YEAH LITERALLY 1984 IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY DECENT, DON QUIXOTE DE LA MANCHA

ANY OF THEM!
READ A BOOK

            I banned jarlic from our home, and my wife keeps finding workarounds.

              I banned jarlic from our home, and my wife keeps finding workarounds.
              byu/FeedTheADHD inCookingCircleJerk
              I banned jarlic from our home, and my wife keeps finding workarounds. 

I tried to be thoughtful. I handed my wife a contract forbidding preminced jarlic. She smiled when she signed it - which I took to mean that she thinks I asked her politely, and she was going to respect my wishes. "Fine by me. No more jarlic," she said as she put pen to paper. I made copies of the document, locked the original in my safe and went to bed happy.

The next day, she comes home with groceries, and I do my routine inspection. At the top of the bag, prominently displayed, is a Ziploc bag of preminced garlic. "What the hell is this?" "Baglic," she says. Baglic. "Just following the rules."

I amend the contract. "No preminced garlic inside of any container." She signs it again, smiling. Her smile is no longer comforting. The next day she comes home with one bag of groceries, and one closed fist. She sets the bag down on the counter, locks eyes with me, and then dumps a fistful of minced garlic onto the countertop. "Handlic."

My printer is running out of ink and I'm running out of patience. "No preminced garlic anywhere on our property." She signs it again, smiling bigger than ever. I cannot even fathom how she's going to spin this one.

The next day, she walks in holding nothing but a jar of minced garlic. I've got her dead to rights now. I'm waving the document around and explaining to her that she violated the contract. She walks over to the window and lifts the shade. There's a table in our front yard, an acoustic guitar leaned against it, and a man with face tattoos chopping garlic gloves by hand and lifting it into a jar with a bench scraper. "Honey, this isn't pre-minced garlic, this is Post-minced garlic. Get fucked."

I hate my fucking life.