Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
Maybe that sh*t flies on real 4chan, but here in reddit you cant just go around trolling ppl, thats not the reddit way! Enjoy your downlike š you deserve it.
Edit: im just trying to restore reddit and y'all blast me with downlikes? What the heck?!I just found out my wifes boyfriend is a Trump supporter, unsure on what to do
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I just found out my wife's boyfriend is a Trump supporter and Iām devastated
I donāt even know how to process this right now.
Last night, during our usual Thursday dinner (me, my wife, her boyfriend) the unthinkable happened. We were all sipping kombucha and discussing The Handmaidās Tale when my wifes bf suddenly said, and I quote:
āI actually think Trump had some good economic policies.ā
I choked on my Beyond Meat quinoa wrap. I looked at my wife. She looked at me. I looked at Kyle like he had just farted in a Whole Foods. It was chaos.
This is a man who regularly sleeps with my wife in our ethically-shared king-sized bed. This is a man who has played Animal Crossing on my Switch. This is a man I trusted to water my succulents when I was at my yoga retreat in Tulum. And heā¦ votes red?
I feel sick.
I immediately asked him to leave and told my wife we need to reevaluate our relationship boundaries. She said I was āoverreactingā and that āeveryoneās entitled to their opinion.ā I reminded her that some opinions lead to fascism.
Iāve since saged the apartment, unfollowed Kyle on Goodreads, and submitted a formal complaint to our polycule council. I also threw out his beard oil (non-vegan anyway) and replaced it with a copy of The Communist Manifesto in case he decides to self-reflect.
I guess I just needed to get this off my chest. I feel like Iāve been cheated on. . EDIT: Yes, I own Funko Pops. That doesnāt make this less serious.
Iām not playing this wipe so my hideout is still up. My friends keep going to my hideout to use my gym without my consent. Theyāre also making fun of the guns I have on my weapon display wall. They keep sending screenshots and making fun of me and my āgoonerā posters. Please tell me how I can stop people from going to my hideout. The real struggle š
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I want to like Kendrick Lamar but I'm white so it's weird for me to listen to. I get weird feelings. It's just too raw and emotional in a way I can't relate to. But some things are not for me and that's ok, I respect the hell out of the man and his courage though. What's weird is I don't have this problem with other rappers of color. Like, I love Tyler, the Creator.Its a comment by u/SureSplit debunking a person’s self made claim on r/Indian_flex. The original response had been edited out to protect the person’s privacy but not before becoming a meme.
I'm a lawyer and I ran a background check and this belongs to a small builder/politician connect in Navi Mumbai/Ghansoli. I tried all combinations of RTO codes with MH_0001 and found it. This isn't a flex when it's daddy's money. If you want, I can write down all the details including DIN (director identification number) along with the entities owned by you and your family, but I won't do that to protect your privacy. People here are competing with your dad, not you. Let your dad flex this one or probably not, as it's black money stolen from public.
And from today, start calling everyone in this sub "daddy" because that's the league you're in, little boy. Next post with your own super car? You can't even buy your own lunch junior.
AKA “Jackdaw is a crow” or “Unidan copypasta” is a comment by u/Unidan correcting another user who classified jackdaws as crows. Unidan is an ecologist that became popular on Reddit as an “excited biologist” who answered questions and explained concepts related to biology and ecology. He was eventually banned on the site for vote fraud.
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?Comment
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