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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

If my girl and my beyblades are both drowning

    Beyblade or catch a fade
    If my girl๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ˜ and my beyblades๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ are both drowning๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜ฆ and I could only save one๐Ÿ˜„โ˜๏ธyou can catch me letting it rip๐Ÿ˜ค at my girls funeral๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’€ cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my nigga๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    Every Instagram girls bio:

      ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆHe/Him They/Them๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
      ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆTrans queer non conforming๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
      ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆLGBTQ+ Supporter and Activist๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
      ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆPansexual Transhumanist๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
      ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’•Furry Lover / Fursuiter ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿถ
      ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ขDepressed / Anxious ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ’”
      ๐Ÿ’œFeminist / Pro-Women's Choice๐Ÿ’œ
      ๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸฟโœŠ๐ŸฟBLM / Anti-White AmericaโœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ
      โŒ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธAnti Racist Pigs๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธโŒ
      ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿง”๐ŸปFight the Patriarchy๐Ÿง”๐Ÿป๐Ÿšซ
      โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’›Anaracho-Communist๐Ÿ’›โค๏ธ
      โ€ผ๏ธโŒNo Human is ILLEGALโŒโ€ผ๏ธ
      ๐Ÿด๐ŸšฉANTIFIA Supersoldier๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด
      ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ซBAN Assult Rifles๐Ÿ”ซโŒ
      ๐Ÿฅฆ๐ŸฅฌVegan living Helathy๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅฆ

      WARNING๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจWARNING๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”ŠTHIS IS A ๐ŸธDANK ๐Ÿ‘ฝMEME

        ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจWARNING๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจWARNING๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”ŠTHIS IS A ๐ŸธDANK ๐Ÿ‘ฝMEMEโ—โ— ๐ŸธALERT. INCOMING ๐ŸธDANK ๐Ÿ‘ฝMEME๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ŒHEADING STRAIGHT ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€YOUR WAY. ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS๐Ÿšง๐Ÿšง NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS ๐ŸธDANK ๐Ÿ‘ฝMEMEโ—โ— ๐Ÿธ ๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ‹ .BUCKLE UPโ™ฟโ™ฟโ™ฟ THEM SEATBELTS๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT๐Ÿ“ต๐Ÿ“ต AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿšฌ๐ŸšฌDANK FACTORY.

        If Trump Wins

          Trump during the 2020 presidential debate
          If Trump ๐Ÿ‘น Wins The Election ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽŸI Am Moving ๐Ÿšš Out Of The Country โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ Goodbye๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ›ซ America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’” Hello ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ Hawaii ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒŠโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฝ.

          Who is Belle Delphine? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿค”

            Belle Delphine my queen
            Who is Belle Delphine? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿค”
            
            In math: My Solution ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿคฉ
            
            In history: My Queen ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘‘
            
            In art: My Canvas ๐ŸŽจ๐ŸŽ‰
            
            In science: My Oxygen ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜€
            
            In geography: My World ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคฏ
            

            Say ๐ŸŽฉ hi ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ‘ your ๐Ÿ‘„ mother. ๐ŸŽ€

              ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
              ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
              ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•
              ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“
              ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ“
              ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ”
              ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•
              ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•
              ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ•
              ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ”๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
              ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
              ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
              ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
              ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•