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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

Who is Belle Delphine? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿค”

    Belle Delphine my queen
    Who is Belle Delphine? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿค”
    
    In math: My Solution ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿคฉ
    
    In history: My Queen ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘‘
    
    In art: My Canvas ๐ŸŽจ๐ŸŽ‰
    
    In science: My Oxygen ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜€
    
    In geography: My World ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคฏ
    

    Say ๐ŸŽฉ hi ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ‘ your ๐Ÿ‘„ mother. ๐ŸŽ€

      ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
      ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
      ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•
      ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“
      ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ“
      ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ”
      ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•
      ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•
      ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ•
      ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ”๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
      ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
      ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
      ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
      ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•

      NOโŒ SIMP๐Ÿ‘ผ SEPTEMBER ๐Ÿ“†

        SORRY SLUTSโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ค๐ŸŒžSIMP SUMMER๐ŸŒžIS OVER๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸšซYOU BETTER FUCK OFF ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธBECAUSE NO โŒSIMP โŒSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ณ LOOKS LIKE THE ๐Ÿ—TURKEY๐Ÿ— ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY ๐ŸŒง TONIGHT๐ŸŒšโ€ผ๏ธ PREPARE ๐Ÿคž๐ŸปUR PUSSIES ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸปFOR A DRY SPELL โ˜€๏ธ CAUSE ITS TIME๐Ÿ•‘ FOR THE BOYS ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸผTO FOCUS ๐Ÿ‘€ ON THEMSELVES ๐Ÿ˜‡YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ† SEND THIS TO 7๏ธโƒฃ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY๐Ÿ˜ŽFOR NO โŒSIMPโŒSEPTEMBER๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

        Watashi wa ๐Ÿ‘… a ๐Ÿ‘Œ victim of ๐Ÿ’ฆ cyberbullying.

          Watashi wa ๐Ÿ‘… a ๐Ÿ‘Œ victim of ๐Ÿ’ฆ cyberbullying. Everyday ๐Ÿ—“ someone ๐Ÿ‘ค online ๐Ÿ’ป calls ๐Ÿ—ฃ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ "weeb" desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi won't ๐Ÿšซ stand ๐Ÿ’จ for ๐Ÿ† this. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ 26 percent ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ bullying ๐Ÿ˜‚ victims are ๐Ÿ”ข chosen due to ๐Ÿ’ฆ their ๐Ÿ† race ๐Ÿ–• or ๐Ÿ’ religion ๐Ÿ•‹ desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ I ๐Ÿ‘ may ๐Ÿ—“ look ๐Ÿ‘€ like ๐Ÿ’– a ๐Ÿ‘Œ basic ๐Ÿš‚ white ๐Ÿ‘ฑ boy, ๐Ÿ‘ฆ but ๐Ÿ‘ deep ๐Ÿ˜ฑ down ๐Ÿ”ป I ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ Nihongo desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi religion ๐Ÿ•‹ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ anime. ๐Ÿ˜น Anata wa ๐Ÿ‘… bullying ๐Ÿ˜‚ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ because ๐Ÿ’ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ race ๐Ÿ–• and ๐Ÿ‘ religion ๐Ÿ•‹ desu ๐Ÿ‘Œ ka? Disgusting ๐Ÿ˜ desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Anata should ๐Ÿ’˜ be ๐Ÿ ashamed ๐Ÿ˜ณ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ yourself, ๐Ÿ™„ pig. A ๐Ÿ‘Œ baka gaijin like ๐Ÿ’– anata is ๐Ÿ’ฆ probably ๐Ÿ˜ป jealous ๐Ÿ˜’ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ race ๐Ÿ–• and ๐Ÿ‘ culture, cause ๐Ÿ’‹ Nippon is ๐Ÿ’ฆ more ๐Ÿ— sugoi than ๐Ÿ‘‰ your ๐Ÿ‘ shitty ๐Ÿ’ฉ country ๐Ÿƒ desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi pity ๐Ÿ˜ข anata. You'll ๐Ÿ‘‰ never ๐Ÿ™… be ๐Ÿ Nihongo like ๐Ÿ’– watashi. I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ weeb? Pfft. I ๐Ÿ‘ AM ๐Ÿ‘ AN ๐Ÿ‘น OTAKU DESU. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Educate yourself ๐Ÿ™„ on ๐Ÿ”› nani a ๐Ÿ‘Œ "weeb" is ๐Ÿ’ฆ before ๐Ÿ˜‚ anata try ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ insult ๐Ÿ˜ฆ watashi desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ I ๐Ÿ‘ WILL ๐Ÿ‘ NOT ๐Ÿšซ BE ๐Ÿ CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. ๐Ÿ”ฅ REPORTED.
          
          Arigatou ๐Ÿ’˜ for my first gold๐Ÿ’ฆ and silver๐Ÿ”ฅ , Stranger sama๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘…

          ELON MUSK EPIC REDDITOR MOMENT๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

            ELON ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ“จ MUSK ๐Ÿ˜ NEEDS ๐Ÿ˜™ YOUR ๐Ÿ‘‰ HELP ๐Ÿ†˜!
            
            Attention ๐Ÿšจ all ๐Ÿ˜ณ epic ๐Ÿ˜Ž 420 ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿ…ฑ 69 โ™‹ Reddit ๐Ÿค– gamers ๐ŸŽฎ!
            
            People ๐Ÿ‘ซ are expressing ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ dissatisfaction with SpaceX and Tesla โšก CEO ๐Ÿ‘ Elon ๐Ÿค“ R โค. Musk ๐Ÿ‘จ!
            
            THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! Grab โœŠ๐Ÿป your ๐Ÿ‘‰ big โฌ†๐Ÿ’‹ chungus ๐Ÿฐ, Keanu ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿป Reeves ๐Ÿ‘, Baby ๐Ÿ‘ถ Yoda ๐Ÿ‘ฝ, Pewdiepie ๐Ÿ‘ฑ, Fortnite ๐Ÿ’ฉ, Minecraft ๐Ÿ”ฒ, juul ๐Ÿ’ญ pods ๐Ÿฅ , vbucks ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ต, trebuchets, Naruto ๐Ÿ”Œ run ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ, and ORA ๐Ÿ‘จ ORA ๐Ÿ‘จ MUDA ๐ŸŸจ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค› MUDA ๐ŸŸจ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›, it's time โฐ for a crusade! It's time โฐ to make ๐Ÿ›  Anthony ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ Fauci and any other medical ๐Ÿ’Š professional ๐ŸŸ in the United ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ States ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ of America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ know ๐Ÿค” what it feels ๐Ÿคš like ๐Ÿ‘ to mess ๐Ÿ•ธ with SPEECH ๐Ÿ“ข 100 ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿคฃ, TALENT ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‘ 100 ๐Ÿ’ฏ, SEX ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘จ 100 ๐Ÿ’ฏ, GAMER ๐ŸŽฎ 100 ๐Ÿ’ฏ, and REDDIT ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ฏ 100 ๐Ÿ’ฏ!
            
            Remember ๐Ÿ˜, last โ™ฟ year ๐Ÿ—“ we singlehandedly liberated Hong ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Kong ๐Ÿฆ from the evil ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Area โš ๐Ÿ’€ 51 ๐Ÿ‘‡ aliens ๐Ÿ‘ฝ who were trying ๐Ÿ’ฏ to take ๐Ÿ‘Š away ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜Š our epic ๐Ÿ˜Ž victory ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿš royale ๐ŸŽ‰. This was a WHOLESOME ๐Ÿฏ 100 ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿคฃ MOMENT ๐Ÿ˜ณ that has permanently ๐Ÿ solved โœ”๐Ÿ”ฅ all ๐Ÿ˜‚ problems โš  and social โค issues ๐Ÿ˜ก in the Special ๐Ÿ˜ฒ Administrative ๐Ÿ’ฉ Reigon of Hong ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Kong!!!!1
            
            REDDIT ๐Ÿค–, ASSEMBLE ๐Ÿคฃ!