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NOโŒ SIMP๐Ÿ‘ผ SEPTEMBER ๐Ÿ“†

    SORRY SLUTSโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ค๐ŸŒžSIMP SUMMER๐ŸŒžIS OVER๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸšซYOU BETTER FUCK OFF ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธBECAUSE NO โŒSIMP โŒSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ณ LOOKS LIKE THE ๐Ÿ—TURKEY๐Ÿ— ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY ๐ŸŒง TONIGHT๐ŸŒšโ€ผ๏ธ PREPARE ๐Ÿคž๐ŸปUR PUSSIES ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸปFOR A DRY SPELL โ˜€๏ธ CAUSE ITS TIME๐Ÿ•‘ FOR THE BOYS ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸผTO FOCUS ๐Ÿ‘€ ON THEMSELVES ๐Ÿ˜‡YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ† SEND THIS TO 7๏ธโƒฃ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY๐Ÿ˜ŽFOR NO โŒSIMPโŒSEPTEMBER๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

    Watashi wa ๐Ÿ‘… a ๐Ÿ‘Œ victim of ๐Ÿ’ฆ cyberbullying.

      Watashi wa ๐Ÿ‘… a ๐Ÿ‘Œ victim of ๐Ÿ’ฆ cyberbullying. Everyday ๐Ÿ—“ someone ๐Ÿ‘ค online ๐Ÿ’ป calls ๐Ÿ—ฃ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ "weeb" desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi won't ๐Ÿšซ stand ๐Ÿ’จ for ๐Ÿ† this. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ 26 percent ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ bullying ๐Ÿ˜‚ victims are ๐Ÿ”ข chosen due to ๐Ÿ’ฆ their ๐Ÿ† race ๐Ÿ–• or ๐Ÿ’ religion ๐Ÿ•‹ desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ I ๐Ÿ‘ may ๐Ÿ—“ look ๐Ÿ‘€ like ๐Ÿ’– a ๐Ÿ‘Œ basic ๐Ÿš‚ white ๐Ÿ‘ฑ boy, ๐Ÿ‘ฆ but ๐Ÿ‘ deep ๐Ÿ˜ฑ down ๐Ÿ”ป I ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ Nihongo desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi religion ๐Ÿ•‹ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ anime. ๐Ÿ˜น Anata wa ๐Ÿ‘… bullying ๐Ÿ˜‚ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ because ๐Ÿ’ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ race ๐Ÿ–• and ๐Ÿ‘ religion ๐Ÿ•‹ desu ๐Ÿ‘Œ ka? Disgusting ๐Ÿ˜ desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Anata should ๐Ÿ’˜ be ๐Ÿ ashamed ๐Ÿ˜ณ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ yourself, ๐Ÿ™„ pig. A ๐Ÿ‘Œ baka gaijin like ๐Ÿ’– anata is ๐Ÿ’ฆ probably ๐Ÿ˜ป jealous ๐Ÿ˜’ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ race ๐Ÿ–• and ๐Ÿ‘ culture, cause ๐Ÿ’‹ Nippon is ๐Ÿ’ฆ more ๐Ÿ— sugoi than ๐Ÿ‘‰ your ๐Ÿ‘ shitty ๐Ÿ’ฉ country ๐Ÿƒ desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi pity ๐Ÿ˜ข anata. You'll ๐Ÿ‘‰ never ๐Ÿ™… be ๐Ÿ Nihongo like ๐Ÿ’– watashi. I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ weeb? Pfft. I ๐Ÿ‘ AM ๐Ÿ‘ AN ๐Ÿ‘น OTAKU DESU. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Educate yourself ๐Ÿ™„ on ๐Ÿ”› nani a ๐Ÿ‘Œ "weeb" is ๐Ÿ’ฆ before ๐Ÿ˜‚ anata try ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ insult ๐Ÿ˜ฆ watashi desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ I ๐Ÿ‘ WILL ๐Ÿ‘ NOT ๐Ÿšซ BE ๐Ÿ CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. ๐Ÿ”ฅ REPORTED.
      
      Arigatou ๐Ÿ’˜ for my first gold๐Ÿ’ฆ and silver๐Ÿ”ฅ , Stranger sama๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘…

      ELON MUSK EPIC REDDITOR MOMENT๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

        ELON ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ“จ MUSK ๐Ÿ˜ NEEDS ๐Ÿ˜™ YOUR ๐Ÿ‘‰ HELP ๐Ÿ†˜!
        
        Attention ๐Ÿšจ all ๐Ÿ˜ณ epic ๐Ÿ˜Ž 420 ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿ…ฑ 69 โ™‹ Reddit ๐Ÿค– gamers ๐ŸŽฎ!
        
        People ๐Ÿ‘ซ are expressing ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ dissatisfaction with SpaceX and Tesla โšก CEO ๐Ÿ‘ Elon ๐Ÿค“ R โค. Musk ๐Ÿ‘จ!
        
        THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! Grab โœŠ๐Ÿป your ๐Ÿ‘‰ big โฌ†๐Ÿ’‹ chungus ๐Ÿฐ, Keanu ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿป Reeves ๐Ÿ‘, Baby ๐Ÿ‘ถ Yoda ๐Ÿ‘ฝ, Pewdiepie ๐Ÿ‘ฑ, Fortnite ๐Ÿ’ฉ, Minecraft ๐Ÿ”ฒ, juul ๐Ÿ’ญ pods ๐Ÿฅ , vbucks ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ต, trebuchets, Naruto ๐Ÿ”Œ run ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ, and ORA ๐Ÿ‘จ ORA ๐Ÿ‘จ MUDA ๐ŸŸจ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค› MUDA ๐ŸŸจ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›, it's time โฐ for a crusade! It's time โฐ to make ๐Ÿ›  Anthony ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ Fauci and any other medical ๐Ÿ’Š professional ๐ŸŸ in the United ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ States ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ of America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ know ๐Ÿค” what it feels ๐Ÿคš like ๐Ÿ‘ to mess ๐Ÿ•ธ with SPEECH ๐Ÿ“ข 100 ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿคฃ, TALENT ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‘ 100 ๐Ÿ’ฏ, SEX ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘จ 100 ๐Ÿ’ฏ, GAMER ๐ŸŽฎ 100 ๐Ÿ’ฏ, and REDDIT ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ฏ 100 ๐Ÿ’ฏ!
        
        Remember ๐Ÿ˜, last โ™ฟ year ๐Ÿ—“ we singlehandedly liberated Hong ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Kong ๐Ÿฆ from the evil ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Area โš ๐Ÿ’€ 51 ๐Ÿ‘‡ aliens ๐Ÿ‘ฝ who were trying ๐Ÿ’ฏ to take ๐Ÿ‘Š away ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜Š our epic ๐Ÿ˜Ž victory ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿš royale ๐ŸŽ‰. This was a WHOLESOME ๐Ÿฏ 100 ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿคฃ MOMENT ๐Ÿ˜ณ that has permanently ๐Ÿ solved โœ”๐Ÿ”ฅ all ๐Ÿ˜‚ problems โš  and social โค issues ๐Ÿ˜ก in the Special ๐Ÿ˜ฒ Administrative ๐Ÿ’ฉ Reigon of Hong ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Kong!!!!1
        
        REDDIT ๐Ÿค–, ASSEMBLE ๐Ÿคฃ!

        ษดแดแดก แด˜สŸแด€สษชษดษข: Who asked (Feat: No one)

          ษดแดแดก แด˜สŸแด€สษชษดษข: Who asked (Feat: No one) โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โšชโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ—„โ—„โ €โ–โ– โ €โ–บโ–บ 5:12/ 7:๐Ÿป๐Ÿผ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ—‹ ๐Ÿ”Šโ € แดดแดฐ โš™๏ธ

          Pfff haha ๐Ÿ˜‚

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