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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

If Trump Wins

    Trump during the 2020 presidential debate
    If Trump πŸ‘Ή Wins The Election πŸ˜‘πŸ“πŸŽŸI Am Moving 🚚 Out Of The Country βœˆοΈπŸ“¦πŸƒπŸΌ GoodbyeπŸ˜°πŸ‘‹πŸ½πŸ›« America πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’” Hello πŸ˜πŸ‘‹πŸ½ Hawaii πŸŒ΄πŸŒŠβ˜€οΈπŸ„πŸ½.

    Who is Belle Delphine? πŸ™„πŸ₯±πŸ€­πŸ€”

      Belle Delphine my queen
      Who is Belle Delphine? πŸ™„πŸ₯±πŸ€­πŸ€”
      
      In math: My Solution 😊🀩
      
      In history: My Queen πŸ˜«πŸ‘‘
      
      In art: My Canvas πŸŽ¨πŸŽ‰
      
      In science: My Oxygen πŸƒπŸ˜€
      
      In geography: My World 🌍🀯
      

      Say 🎩 hi πŸ‘ to πŸ‘ your πŸ‘„ mother. πŸŽ€

        πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•
        πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŽ©πŸŒ•πŸŒ•
        πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ˜πŸŒ‘πŸŒ’πŸŒ•
        πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ˜πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ“
        πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ–πŸŒ‘πŸ‘πŸŒ‘πŸ‘πŸŒ“
        πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸ‘„πŸŒ‘πŸŒ”
        πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ˜πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ’πŸŒ•
        πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ˜πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŽ€πŸŒ“πŸŒ•
        πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ˜πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ”πŸŒ•
        πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ˜πŸŒ”πŸ†πŸŒ‘πŸŒ•πŸŒ•
        πŸŒ•πŸŒ–πŸŒ’πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ’πŸŒ•πŸŒ•
        πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ“πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ“πŸŒ•πŸŒ•
        πŸŒ•πŸŒ˜πŸŒ”πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ“πŸŒ•πŸŒ•
        πŸŒ•πŸ‘ πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸ‘ πŸŒ•πŸŒ•

        NO❌ SIMPπŸ‘Ό SEPTEMBER πŸ“†

          SORRY SLUTSβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜€πŸŒžSIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVERπŸ™…πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸš«YOU BETTER FUCK OFF πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈBECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUNπŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ™πŸ» YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS πŸ‘€πŸ˜³ LOOKS LIKE THE πŸ—TURKEYπŸ— ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHTπŸŒšβ€ΌοΈ PREPARE 🀞🏻UR PUSSIES πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘‰πŸ»FOR A DRY SPELL β˜€οΈ CAUSE ITS TIMEπŸ•‘ FOR THE BOYS 😀πŸ’ͺ🏼TO FOCUS πŸ‘€ ON THEMSELVES πŸ˜‡YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICKπŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ† SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOESπŸ‘―β€β™€οΈTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBERπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

          Watashi wa πŸ‘… a πŸ‘Œ victim of πŸ’¦ cyberbullying.

            Watashi wa πŸ‘… a πŸ‘Œ victim of πŸ’¦ cyberbullying. Everyday πŸ—“ someone πŸ‘€ online πŸ’» calls πŸ—£ me 😭 a πŸ‘Œ "weeb" desu. πŸ‘Œ Watashi won't 🚫 stand πŸ’¨ for πŸ† this. πŸ‘ˆ 26 percent πŸ”Ÿ of πŸ’¦ bullying πŸ˜‚ victims are πŸ”’ chosen due to πŸ’¦ their πŸ† race πŸ–• or πŸ’ religion πŸ•‹ desu. πŸ‘Œ I πŸ‘ may πŸ—“ look πŸ‘€ like πŸ’– a πŸ‘Œ basic πŸš‚ white πŸ‘± boy, πŸ‘¦ but πŸ‘ deep 😱 down πŸ”» I πŸ‘ am πŸ‘ Nihongo desu. πŸ‘Œ Watashi religion πŸ•‹ is πŸ’¦ anime. 😹 Anata wa πŸ‘… bullying πŸ˜‚ me 😭 because πŸ’ of πŸ’¦ my πŸ‘¨ race πŸ–• and πŸ‘ religion πŸ•‹ desu πŸ‘Œ ka? Disgusting 😝 desu. πŸ‘Œ Anata should πŸ’˜ be 🐝 ashamed 😳 of πŸ’¦ yourself, πŸ™„ pig. A πŸ‘Œ baka gaijin like πŸ’– anata is πŸ’¦ probably 😻 jealous πŸ˜’ of πŸ’¦ my πŸ‘¨ race πŸ–• and πŸ‘ culture, cause πŸ’‹ Nippon is πŸ’¦ more πŸ— sugoi than πŸ‘‰ your πŸ‘ shitty πŸ’© country πŸƒ desu. πŸ‘Œ Watashi pity 😒 anata. You'll πŸ‘‰ never πŸ™… be 🐝 Nihongo like πŸ’– watashi. I'm πŸ’˜ a πŸ‘Œ weeb? Pfft. I πŸ‘ AM πŸ‘ AN πŸ‘Ή OTAKU DESU. πŸ‘Œ Educate yourself πŸ™„ on πŸ”› nani a πŸ‘Œ "weeb" is πŸ’¦ before πŸ˜‚ anata try 😐 to πŸ’¦ insult 😦 watashi desu. πŸ‘Œ I πŸ‘ WILL πŸ‘ NOT 🚫 BE 🐝 CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. πŸ”₯ REPORTED.
            
            Arigatou πŸ’˜ for my first goldπŸ’¦ and silverπŸ”₯ , Stranger samaπŸ’‹ πŸ‘