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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

IF 🇺🇸 YOU 🇺🇸 SEE 🇺🇸 A LINK 🇺🇸 THAT 🇺🇸 SAYS

    USA USA USA!
    IF 🇺🇸 YOU 🇺🇸 SEE 🇺🇸 A LINK 🇺🇸 THAT 🇺🇸 SAYS 🇺🇸 DONALD 🇺🇸 TRUMP 🇺🇸 NUDES 🇺🇸 DON’T 🇺🇸 CLICK 🇺🇸 ITS 🇺🇸 A 🇺🇸 VIRUS 🇺🇸 THAT 🇺🇸 PUTS 🇺🇸 AMERICAN 🇺🇸 FLAGS 🇺🇸 BETWEEN 🇺🇸 EVERY 🇺🇸 WORD 🇺🇸 YOU 🇺🇸 TYPE

    Hoevid-19

      Hoevid-19
      Did u hear 👂about 👂the 👨‍💼president👹? That’s right, our 👎fuckscist 🇺🇸daddy 🙎‍♂️has been brought to his 🥺😩knees🥺😩 by that sexy 🥵💃🏻sickening 💃🏻💅🏼lady 🦠hoevid-19👄. I’m a 👩‍🔬dumb bitch 🤷🏻‍♀️just like 🍆dongald tramp 💋but the 🧮math 🧮 just doesn’t make 🤯sense now that 19 >>>>> 45 😰. Mister 🍑 Dump 🎂rode the 🚁helicockter 🌭all way to Walter Reed to care of his Walter needs💦😛. Rumor has it 💄👅Miss Cumrona 💦🥵took up at the announcement of 🍆Suckpreme Court 👩‍⚖️nomitease 😜Amy Horny 🥺😈Barrett and baby did she 🤤spread🤪. Other men taken by this 🦠viral slut 🌮 include se- 🥜-ors Mike Lee and Thom Twolips🥠. Send this to your 🔟favorite panty-fas. Get 7️⃣back and clean 🧼and free like Joe Thighden 👯‍♀️get 5️⃣back and cough you might have a 🦴🤤😏 sore throat get 3️⃣back and you’re Melania, getting sick in bed 🤢with the president

      If my girl and my beyblades are both drowning

        Beyblade or catch a fade 
        If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girls funeral😅👻💀 cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my nigga🙏👊😠💯😭

        Every Instagram girls bio:

          🏳️‍🌈He/Him They/Them🏳️‍🌈
🏳️‍🌈Trans queer non conforming🏳️‍🌈
🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+ Supporter and Activist🏳️‍🌈
🏳️‍🌈Pansexual Transhumanist🏳️‍🌈
🐶💕Furry Lover / Fursuiter 💕🐶
💔😢Depressed / Anxious 😢💔
💜Feminist / Pro-Women's Choice💜
👊🏿✊🏿BLM / Anti-White America✊🏿👊🏿
❌👮🏻‍♀️Anti Racist Pigs👮🏻‍♀️❌
🚫🧔🏻Fight the Patriarchy🧔🏻🚫
❤️💛Anaracho-Communist💛❤️
‼️❌No Human is ILLEGAL❌‼️
🏴🚩ANTIFIA Supersoldier🚩🏴
🚫🔫BAN Assult Rifles🔫❌
🥦🥬Vegan living Helathy🥬🥦

          WARNING🔊🚨🚨WARNING🚨🚨🔊THIS IS A 🐸DANK 👽MEME

            🔊🔊🚨🚨WARNING🔊🚨🚨WARNING🚨🚨🔊THIS IS A 🐸DANK 👽MEME❗❗ 🐸ALERT. INCOMING 🐸DANK 👽MEME🐸 👐👌HEADING STRAIGHT 🚀🚀YOUR WAY. 🔜👆👆👆PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS🚧🚧 NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS 🐸DANK 👽MEME❗❗ 🐸 🌋🌋🌋 .BUCKLE UP♿♿♿ THEM SEATBELTS👮👮,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT📵📵 AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS👅👅🍑🍑🍑🍩🍩💩💩 CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE 🚬🚬 🍁🏭🍁🏭🍁🚬🚬DANK FACTORY.

            If Trump Wins

              Trump during the 2020 presidential debate
              If Trump 👹 Wins The Election 😡📝🎟I Am Moving 🚚 Out Of The Country ✈️📦🏃🏼 Goodbye😰👋🏽🛫 America 🇺🇸💔 Hello 😍👋🏽 Hawaii 🌴🌊☀️🏄🏽.