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With Biden winning it means
The 🤚 end of Racism ✊ in America 🦅
Black Lives ✊ automatically👏 matter again 👥
Corona 🦠 Virus 😷 has been Cured 🧟♀️🧟♂️
The ✋ end of all War ⚠ 🔫
No more 🤔 school shootings by 🤪 crazies 🔫
National 🤷♂️ Debt is 😎 Paid off 🤑
Women 😻 will be paid 💲 💹 and ⚖ treated equally 😂🤣
Gay 🤡 people are 🙋♀️ equal💥 to regular people 🚶♀😤😤
Stonks 📶 are 🧐 🤓 looking 💹 fire 💥 ✔
A 👩🏫teacher👩🏫 asked her class
“What is sex👅👀?”
Johnny🙍♂️ got up and said:
“Sex is a 😏temptation😏
Caused by a 😩sensation😩
Where a boy 🙍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆
Into a girl’s 💁♀️ 🍑destination🍑
To increase the 👪population👪
Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶
Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?
Or do you need 😩💦 a
👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?
The teacher👩🏫 fainted 😱FATHER 👨👴 I 👥 CANNOT 🚫 CLICK 👁 THE BOOK 📖 I 👁 CAN'T ❌💨 CLICK 👅 THE BOOK 📖, FATHER 👨 DAD 👨 DAD 👨🏻 THIS BOOK 📙📚 IS ANCIENT 🗿🎼 TECHNOLOGY 💡 THAT IS BEYOND 👉 MY MIND 🧠😤, AS I 👁 HAVE BEEN TAINTED 😷 BY TOUCHPAD TECHNOLOGY 💡 FATHER 👨 THE BOOK 📕📚 IS ANALOG AND THE DEVICES 📱 I 👁 AM ACCUSTOMED TO OPERATING 🤖 ARE DIGITAL 🔢 AND THUS 😂 CLICKING THE BOOK 📖 YIELDS ⚠ UNSATISFACTORY 😢 RESULTS 💹 WHEN 🍑 COMPARED 😡✊🔏 TO THE DIGITAL 🚫 DEVICES 📱 THAT HAVE BECOME 😌 COMMONPLACR AFTER 👀 THE TURN 🔄 OF THE CENTURY 👴 FATHER 👨 PLEASE 🙏🏾 INSTRUCT ⚠ ME ON 🔛 HOW TO OPERATE 🔪⚔ THE BOOK 👈🤡📖 WITH YOUR 👉 SUPERIOR 🎰 MIND 🧠 YOU 👈 WERE BORN 👶 IN THE LATE 💤 1970S 👩🎤 AND THUS 😂 YOUR 👉 REALM 👽 OF KNOWLEDGE 📃📚📔 WOULD MOST LIKELY 😠 ENCOMPASS 🎯 THE HANDLING 😲 AND OPERATION 🔪⚔ OF THIS ANCIENT 📜 TOME 😐 FATHER 📅👨🏼 I 👁 CANNOT 🚫 CLICK 💜 THE BOOK 📖also ⁉️ according🧐 to god🟩 statistics📈 only 😰a 50🤏percent📈 of people 🤼 are going 🚶🏻 to heaven 🆙. so if u end up☝️ enjoying😌 this god, consider🤔 praying💻 it’s free💵 and u☝️ can🥫always sin later🧐 enjoy😌 the religion 🙏Oh😏 guys😎 I've👈 been😯 playing😲 Pokemon😩GO😰.... HOLD✋ UP☝ ring📞ding🎧 (x3) wait😲 are🙊you🙎 playing📲 Pokemon😩GO😰 as😨 well?😱 a😦 fellow😥 gamer?😵 PUH😫 POG😼 I🔝 CANT😋 BELIVE😮 THIS🙏Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺yourself💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃