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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

I’m 💘daddy’s💘 👑princess 👑

    Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

    for all the Joe-Hoes 🤤💋

      hey all you proud ✊ American 🇺🇸 sluts 👅😏 we’ve got a brand new 😱🗣👁 president 🇺🇸 ERECT 🍆💦 say BYE 👋 BITCH 🥳🤚 to short dick 😂🍆 Trump 😒 and welCUM 😩 our new daddy 😘😍 Biden 😩 we are MAKING ☝️ AMERICA 🇺🇸 SLUTTY 👄👉👌🤤 AGAIN 🥳 get ready to pop 🎉 some champagne🥂 and pop that pussy 😼 cause we gettin 😈FREAKY😈 tonight 🥳 whether you’re poor 😢 or white 👨🏻 we are ALL getting some of that executive DICK 🍆🤤 from our new 🌟CUMmander in chief🤭😍💦 send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest 💃 Joe-Hoes 🥴💋 who want to ride 😩😏 some of that All American 🇺🇸 DICK 😘🥴🍆💦 get 5️⃣ back and you got that patriotic 🇺🇸 pussy 😜 get 🔟 back and you’re gonna be ridin’ 🤤 daddy 😍 Biden🥳😼 for longer than it took Nevada 🙄😒 to count 🆙✍️ all the votes 🗳🥵 either way 🤷‍♀️ we’re ALL gonna be getting fucked 😩🥴 HARD 🍆 by this slutty 😜👅🤤 system 😏💋

      Guys Biden is gonna win and you know what that means?

        With Biden winning it means

The 🤚 end of Racism ✊ in America 🦅

Black Lives ✊ automatically👏 matter again 👥

Corona 🦠 Virus 😷 has been Cured 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

The ✋ end of all War ⚠ 🔫

No more 🤔 school shootings by 🤪 crazies 🔫

National 🤷‍♂️ Debt is 😎 Paid off 🤑

Women 😻 will be paid 💲 💹 and ⚖ treated equally 😂🤣

Gay 🤡 people are 🙋‍♀️ equal💥 to regular people 🚶‍♀😤😤

Stonks 📶 are 🧐 🤓 looking 💹 fire 💥 ✔

        Johnny epically owns teacher

          I'll need a demonstration
          A 👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class
 
“What is sex👅👀?”
 
Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up and said:
 
“Sex is a 😏temptation😏
 
Caused by a 😩sensation😩
 
Where a boy 🙍‍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆
 
Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🍑
 
To increase the 👪population👪
 
Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶
 
Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?
 
Or do you need 😩💦 a
 
👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?
 
The teacher👩‍🏫 fainted 😱

          Under a boomer meme

            FATHER 👨👴 I 👥 CANNOT 🚫 CLICK 👁 THE BOOK 📖 I 👁 CAN'T ❌💨 CLICK 👅 THE BOOK 📖, FATHER 👨 DAD 👨 DAD 👨🏻 THIS BOOK 📙📚 IS ANCIENT 🗿🎼 TECHNOLOGY 💡 THAT IS BEYOND 👉 MY MIND 🧠😤, AS I 👁 HAVE BEEN TAINTED 😷 BY TOUCHPAD TECHNOLOGY 💡 FATHER 👨 THE BOOK 📕📚 IS ANALOG AND THE DEVICES 📱 I 👁 AM ACCUSTOMED TO OPERATING 🤖 ARE DIGITAL 🔢 AND THUS 😂 CLICKING THE BOOK 📖 YIELDS ⚠ UNSATISFACTORY 😢 RESULTS 💹 WHEN 🍑 COMPARED 😡✊🔏 TO THE DIGITAL 🚫 DEVICES 📱 THAT HAVE BECOME 😌 COMMONPLACR AFTER 👀 THE TURN 🔄 OF THE CENTURY 👴 FATHER 👨 PLEASE 🙏🏾 INSTRUCT ⚠ ME ON 🔛 HOW TO OPERATE 🔪⚔ THE BOOK 👈🤡📖 WITH YOUR 👉 SUPERIOR 🎰 MIND 🧠 YOU 👈 WERE BORN 👶 IN THE LATE 💤 1970S 👩‍🎤 AND THUS 😂 YOUR 👉 REALM 👽 OF KNOWLEDGE 📃📚📔 WOULD MOST LIKELY 😠 ENCOMPASS 🎯 THE HANDLING 😲 AND OPERATION 🔪⚔ OF THIS ANCIENT 📜 TOME 😐 FATHER 📅👨🏼 I 👁 CANNOT 🚫 CLICK 💜 THE BOOK 📖

            God’s Statistics

              also ⁉️ according🧐 to god🟩 statistics📈 only 😰a 50🤏percent📈 of people 🤼 are going 🚶🏻 to heaven 🆙. so if u end up☝️ enjoying😌 this god, consider🤔 praying💻 it’s free💵 and u☝️ can🥫always sin later🧐 enjoy😌 the religion 🙏