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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

If my Nerf Guns and my girl drowning

    If my Nerf Guns 👌🏾❗️ and my girl 😍💁🏼‍♀️ both drowning 😱🌊 and I could only save one 😤😬 Catch me at my girls funeral 😔👻🌹 Cuz its NERF or NOTHING 😏💯🔥😎

    Incest is bad

      guys😲i just found out😮😮
 
so i was fucking🍑 my sister💁🏼‍♀️ as usual🤭 when a thoguth🤔 came to my mimnd🤯🤯🤯: isnt incest 🚫wrong🚫
 
so i instantly🚫 took my dickc🍆 out o f her💁🏼‍♀️ and picked her up, she had a ocnufsed😲 look on her face😩 and then I threw↗️💯 her out of yhte window🚪
 
she died instntly🗿 and thats when i realized😩 i had bcome💯 a better prson🎅🏼, because i stopped doig incest🍌.
 
later i was fucking🍆💦 my mom👵🏼 and she agreed👍🏻 that insects 🐑 is bad😩
 
hope u consider my infomration⚠️ and use it to becom a better🛐 perosn
 
bye 👋👋👋👋👋👋

      It’s 420 today but I’m not smoking weed

        It's 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣today😳😱but I'm not smoking weed 🌿🍁😴😏🚬I'm smoking💨😜the Bible😇😋🙏🏼📕because heaven⬆️😍👐🏼😂is the highest you can get🙌🏼😤

        I guess they never miss huh 🤔❌

          Hit or miss 🗡✖
 
I guess they never miss huh? 🤔❌
 
You got a boyfriend 💑 
 
I bet he doesn't kiss ya 💏✖
 
Mwah 😙😚
 
He gon find another girl 😱🙍‍♀️
 
And he won't miss ya 😂😎
 
He gon skrrt and hit the dab 🚗😎
 
Like Wiz Khalifa 😉😉

          I’m 💘daddy’s💘 👑princess 👑

            Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

            for all the Joe-Hoes 🤤💋

              hey all you proud ✊ American 🇺🇸 sluts 👅😏 we’ve got a brand new 😱🗣👁 president 🇺🇸 ERECT 🍆💦 say BYE 👋 BITCH 🥳🤚 to short dick 😂🍆 Trump 😒 and welCUM 😩 our new daddy 😘😍 Biden 😩 we are MAKING ☝️ AMERICA 🇺🇸 SLUTTY 👄👉👌🤤 AGAIN 🥳 get ready to pop 🎉 some champagne🥂 and pop that pussy 😼 cause we gettin 😈FREAKY😈 tonight 🥳 whether you’re poor 😢 or white 👨🏻 we are ALL getting some of that executive DICK 🍆🤤 from our new 🌟CUMmander in chief🤭😍💦 send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest 💃 Joe-Hoes 🥴💋 who want to ride 😩😏 some of that All American 🇺🇸 DICK 😘🥴🍆💦 get 5️⃣ back and you got that patriotic 🇺🇸 pussy 😜 get 🔟 back and you’re gonna be ridin’ 🤤 daddy 😍 Biden🥳😼 for longer than it took Nevada 🙄😒 to count 🆙✍️ all the votes 🗳🥵 either way 🤷‍♀️ we’re ALL gonna be getting fucked 😩🥴 HARD 🍆 by this slutty 😜👅🤤 system 😏💋