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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


I guess they never miss huh 🤔❌

    Hit or miss 🗡✖
     
    I guess they never miss huh? 🤔❌
     
    You got a boyfriend 💑 
     
    I bet he doesn't kiss ya 💏✖
     
    Mwah 😙😚
     
    He gon find another girl 😱🙍‍♀️
     
    And he won't miss ya 😂😎
     
    He gon skrrt and hit the dab 🚗😎
     
    Like Wiz Khalifa 😉😉
     

    I’m 💘daddy’s💘 👑princess 👑

      Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

      That’s some good shit right there

        Good shit copypasta
        👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

        for all the Joe-Hoes 🤤💋

          hey all you proud ✊ American 🇺🇸 sluts 👅😏 we’ve got a brand new 😱🗣👁 president 🇺🇸 ERECT 🍆💦 say BYE 👋 BITCH 🥳🤚 to short dick 😂🍆 Trump 😒 and welCUM 😩 our new daddy 😘😍 Biden 😩 we are MAKING ☝️ AMERICA 🇺🇸 SLUTTY 👄👉👌🤤 AGAIN 🥳 get ready to pop 🎉 some champagne🥂 and pop that pussy 😼 cause we gettin 😈FREAKY😈 tonight 🥳 whether you’re poor 😢 or white 👨🏻 we are ALL getting some of that executive DICK 🍆🤤 from our new 🌟CUMmander in chief🤭😍💦 send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest 💃 Joe-Hoes 🥴💋 who want to ride 😩😏 some of that All American 🇺🇸 DICK 😘🥴🍆💦 get 5️⃣ back and you got that patriotic 🇺🇸 pussy 😜 get 🔟 back and you’re gonna be ridin’ 🤤 daddy 😍 Biden🥳😼 for longer than it took Nevada 🙄😒 to count 🆙✍️ all the votes 🗳🥵 either way 🤷‍♀️ we’re ALL gonna be getting fucked 😩🥴 HARD 🍆 by this slutty 😜👅🤤 system 😏💋

          Guys Biden is gonna win and you know what that means?

            With Biden winning it means
            
            The 🤚 end of Racism ✊ in America 🦅
            
            Black Lives ✊ automatically👏 matter again 👥
            
            Corona 🦠 Virus 😷 has been Cured 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️
            
            The ✋ end of all War ⚠ 🔫
            
            No more 🤔 school shootings by 🤪 crazies 🔫
            
            National 🤷‍♂️ Debt is 😎 Paid off 🤑
            
            Women 😻 will be paid 💲 💹 and ⚖ treated equally 😂🤣
            
            Gay 🤡 people are 🙋‍♀️ equal💥 to regular people 🚶‍♀😤😤
            
            Stonks 📶 are 🧐 🤓 looking 💹 fire 💥 ✔

            Johnny epically owns teacher

              I'll need a demonstration
              A 👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class
               
              “What is sex👅👀?”
               
              Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up and said:
               
              “Sex is a 😏temptation😏
               
              Caused by a 😩sensation😩
               
              Where a boy 🙍‍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆
               
              Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🍑
               
              To increase the 👪population👪
               
              Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶
               
              Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?
               
              Or do you need 😩💦 a
               
              👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?
               
              The teacher👩‍🏫 fainted 😱