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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

🦧ʙᴏɪ🦧ɪғ🦧ʏᴏᴜ🦧ᴅᴏɴᴛ🦧ɢᴇᴛ🦧ʏᴏᴜʀ🦧sǫᴜɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ᴅɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ʜᴇᴀᴅ🦧

    Certified hood classic
    🦧ʙᴏɪ🦧ɪғ🦧ʏᴏᴜ🦧ᴅᴏɴᴛ🦧ɢᴇᴛ🦧ʏᴏᴜʀ🦧sǫᴜɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ᴅɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ʜᴇᴀᴅ🦧a$$🦧
    Boi🐶if🐶you🐶don't🐶get🐶yo🐶 squiggly 🐶diggly🐶head🐶 ah-
    🧸boy🧸if🧸you🧸dont🧸get🧸yo🧸squiggly🧸diggley🧸heada-
    This is a certified boy 🐿 what🐿the🐿hell🐿 boy🐿/ boy 🦬 if 🦬 you 🦬 don’t 🦬get 🦬yo 🦬squiggly 🦬diggly🦬head a**🦬 classic
    what 😼 in 😼 the 😼 hell 😼 you 😼 doin 😼
    🦬so🦬Tom🦬what🦬you🦬think🦬about🦬that🦬dumb🦬as$🦬video🦬bro?🦬 🐿Boi🐿what🐿da🐿hell🐿boi🐿

    🇫🇷 French is Sigma Male Σ♀😤

      🇫🇷👨🏻‍🏫🇫🇷 Maman a dit, 🚬🇫🇷 "assommez-vous !" 🥊 🇫🇷
🥖🇫🇷🥖 OUI OUI, HO HO 🇫🇷🗼🇫🇷
🥐🇫🇷🥐 OH 💩🤔 I’m sorry 🤮 That’s Sigma Σ♀ Male 😤 for mama 🤱 say 🗣️ knock you out 🤷 🥐🇫🇷
🇫🇷⚽🇫🇷🚬🇫🇷 HOHO HO HO 🇫🇷🚬🇫🇷🥖🇫🇷

      Agency Bakugo

        Eugh!
        The meme clip
        HERE ✋ WE👥 GO ✅ MEMBERS 👤👤 OF 😳 THE 🤝 AGENCY 🧑🏼‍💻 BA-KU-GOU 💥 SAI-✨EUGH🌝💨
        FORWARD 🚶🏽‍♀️MARCH 🤝 AND HERE ✋ WE👥 GO ✅ MEMBERS 👤👤 OF 😗 THE 🤝 AGENCY 🧑🏼‍💻 BA-KU-GOU 💥 SAI-✨ AAAAAAAAAAA
        FORWARD 👉 MARCH 💂‍♀️ AND 👋 HERE ✋ WE👥 GO ✅ MEMBERS 👤👤 OF 🤝 AGENCY 🧑🏼‍💻 BA-KU-GOU 💥 SAI-✨ EUGH 😭
        forward 💥 march 🥦 and 🔥 here 🧊we 🧸 go 🐸 members 🎀 of 💜 the agency 🔪 BAKUGOOOO 😼
        🥺Foreword😭 March💀 and😅 here 🕺we 📝go 🔪members🔥 of😭 the📎 agency 🤖BAKUGO🥺 SAI- ⚽️EUGH😩

        i forgor 💀

          Obligatory response
          i forgor 💀
          i rember 😁
          i rember 😁 why i forgor 💀
          i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
          nah, you forgor 💀 how to be funny.

you forgor 💀 how to be original.

you forgor 💀 how to be a decent human being in society.

"i rember 😁"

yeah, you rember 😁 the reason your parents divorced.

you rember 😁 the reason why youre alone.

you rember 😁 why nobody likes you.

shut up lmao

          ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️

            ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏Uh-oh 😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 the Delta variant! 🙀😜😜 Don’t you know 🇺🇸⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 the world 🌍 HOE Organization 🙈👅 called it the most DOMINANT 👊🏼👊🏼 strain since the start of the 🗓 PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈 No more touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 until you wash 🧽🧽your dirty 🐾nasty 🤢 little 🤞🏼fingers ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 and water 💧 👅 otherwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡 Time to stop 🛑 spreading the germs 🤮🥴🤒and start spreading 😧your legs🤤🦶🏽🦵🏻because everyone 👩‍🦰👨‍🏫🦹🏾‍♂️🧜🏼‍♂️has to keep TWERKING 😈😈from home! 🏡 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ other coronavirus cucks 👉🏾👌🏻otherwise Fuckboy Fauci 🙀🙀 is cumming for you 🍆🍑🍆

            Don’t you DARE disobey me CORALINE

              Original scene
              DON’T🚫YOU👌DARE😬DISOBEY😭ME📖CORALINE🌲... 👹ÁÄÃÀÆ - ËÚĢH👹RÆ👹
              DØŃT🚫ŸØÙ👌DÄRĘ😬DĮSØBÉŸ😭MÉ📖CØRÁŁĮŃÈ🌲…👹ÁÄÃÆ - ËÚGH👹RÆ.
              Don’t 🤬YOU😀 DAREEEEE 😡 DISOBEY 😑 ME 😠 CORALINEEEE😒 UGÉH😩 AUĒÆGHH😣😣
              Filipino dub
              WaG😃mO👹Ako😔SUSUbUkan☹️CORALINE👻RaAaaAh💔EŪÙHGH💥
              WaG😃mO👹Ako😔SUSUbUkan☹️CORALINE👻RAAAAH💔EUGH😥
              WAG🤪MO👍AKO🤙SUSUBUKAN👎CORALINE🙋‍♀️RAHHH👹EUGHH🥶
              WAG💀MO😐AKO🥺SUSUBUKAN😒CORALINE🥵RAAAAH😃EUGH😩 
              wAg moO aKonG sUsuBukAn coRlayN RagH eUghH