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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️

    ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏Uh-oh 😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 the Delta variant! 🙀😜😜 Don’t you know 🇺🇸⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 the world 🌍 HOE Organization 🙈👅 called it the most DOMINANT 👊🏼👊🏼 strain since the start of the 🗓 PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈 No more touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 until you wash 🧽🧽your dirty 🐾nasty 🤢 little 🤞🏼fingers ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 and water 💧 👅 otherwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡 Time to stop 🛑 spreading the germs 🤮🥴🤒and start spreading 😧your legs🤤🦶🏽🦵🏻because everyone 👩‍🦰👨‍🏫🦹🏾‍♂️🧜🏼‍♂️has to keep TWERKING 😈😈from home! 🏡 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ other coronavirus cucks 👉🏾👌🏻otherwise Fuckboy Fauci 🙀🙀 is cumming for you 🍆🍑🍆

    Don’t you DARE disobey me CORALINE

      Original scene
      DON’T🚫YOU👌DARE😬DISOBEY😭ME📖CORALINE🌲... 👹ÁÄÃÀÆ - ËÚĢH👹RÆ👹
      DØŃT🚫ŸØÙ👌DÄRĘ😬DĮSØBÉŸ😭MÉ📖CØRÁŁĮŃÈ🌲…👹ÁÄÃÆ - ËÚGH👹RÆ.
      Don’t 🤬YOU😀 DAREEEEE 😡 DISOBEY 😑 ME 😠 CORALINEEEE😒 UGÉH😩 AUĒÆGHH😣😣
      Filipino dub
      WaG😃mO👹Ako😔SUSUbUkan☹️CORALINE👻RaAaaAh💔EŪÙHGH💥
      WaG😃mO👹Ako😔SUSUbUkan☹️CORALINE👻RAAAAH💔EUGH😥
      WAG🤪MO👍AKO🤙SUSUBUKAN👎CORALINE🙋‍♀️RAHHH👹EUGHH🥶
      WAG💀MO😐AKO🥺SUSUBUKAN😒CORALINE🥵RAAAAH😃EUGH😩 
      wAg moO aKonG sUsuBukAn coRlayN RagH eUghH

      Can we🙏pretend😔that airplanes✈️in the😞night skÿ🌃

        MordeTwi is the ship between Mordecai and Twilight Sparkle from the Regular Show and My Little Pony.
        Song
        Can we🙏pretend😔that airplanes✈️in the😞night skÿ🌃 aré likê🙏 sh00tíng stars🌟🌠🌠 I could ✋ rlly use💪💪 a wish🙏right now😔 wish 🙏right now😔wish😼right now💔💔💔
        Can😩 we 🤷🏻‍♀️ pretend 👀 that ✨ the 💞 airplanes ✈️ in 💥 the 👁️ night 🌙 sky 🌌 are 🔪 like 💞 shooting 📸 stars ⭐  I 🥺 could😔 really😢 use👊 a⚡ wish✨ right👉 now💫 wish✨ right👉 now💫 wish✨ right👉 now💫 wish✨ right👉 now💫
        Can 🥫 we 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 pretend 🙈 that 🌈 airplanes✈️ in 😶‍🌫️ the 👐 night 🌃 sky ☁️ are💅 like 🥺 shooting 🔫 stars? 🌠

I 👁️ could 🧚 really 😫 use ➡️ a 🤫 wish 🤞 right 💍 now 💨

wish 🤞 right 💍 now 💨

wish 🤞 right 💍 now 💨
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        CaN 😣 wE prEteNd 😔tHat thE aIrPlaNes✈️ iN tHe  niGht 🌙 sKy 🌌 ArE liKe sHooTinG sTarZ 🔫 ⭐ i coUlD 😔 rEalLy uSe a wIsh✨ rIgHt 😭 nOw wIsH✨ riGhT🥺 nOw ✨wIsH rIghT 😣 nOw💫 wiSh✨.  rIghT n0w✨
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        CAN 🤔 WE 💏 PRETEND 😢 THAT ❓ AIRPLANES ✈ IN 📥 THE 😭 NIGHT 🌃 SKY 👆 ARE ✔ LIKE 😪 SHOOTING 🌠  STARS ⭐

        grrrr jappan 🇯🇵 is best country in teh world

          grrrr jappan 🇯🇵 is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!🤬😡!!!👹🤬!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis culture⛩🎎🎏 better than amrican🗽🍔👎!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere 🗼and sakura trees are so 🌸 a e s t h e t i c 🌸 UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinē!!! ~hmph baka -_- 🏮

          👹BRING👹DOWN👹THE👹HOUSE👹OF👹GOD

            Friday Night Funkin' is an open-source donationware rhythm game.
            Source
            👹BRING👹DOWN👹THE👹HOUSE👹OF👹GOD👹BRING👹DOWN👹THE👹HOUSE👹OF👹GOD
            BRING👹DOWN👹THE👹HOUSE👹OF👹GOD
            BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD
BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD
BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD
BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD
BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD
BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD
BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD
BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD
BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD
BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD

            Did someone say sus 😱😱😱

              Did someone say sus 😱😱😱 HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RED IS SO SUSSSSS 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 OH YOUR CREWMATE? NAME EVERY TASK 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I think it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/amongusmemes r/unexpectedamongus r/expectedamongus perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance