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ELON MUSK EPIC REDDITOR MOMENT😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    ELON 👉📨 MUSK 😏 NEEDS 😙 YOUR 👉 HELP 🆘!

Attention 🚨 all 😳 epic 😎 420 🥦🅱 69 ♋ Reddit 🤖 gamers 🎮!

People 👫 are expressing 💁🏿‍♂️ dissatisfaction with SpaceX and Tesla ⚡ CEO 👁 Elon 🤓 R ❤. Musk 👨!

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! Grab ✊🏻 your 👉 big ⬆💋 chungus 🐰, Keanu 🧔🏻 Reeves 👍, Baby 👶 Yoda 👽, Pewdiepie 👱, Fortnite 💩, Minecraft 🔲, juul 💭 pods 🥠, vbucks 💰🤑💵, trebuchets, Naruto 🔌 run 🏃‍♂️, and ORA 👨 ORA 👨 MUDA 🟨🤜🤛 MUDA 🟨🤜🤛, it's time ⏰ for a crusade! It's time ⏰ to make 🛠 Anthony 😈👱‍♀️ Fauci and any other medical 💊 professional 🍟 in the United 🇹🇿 States 🇺🇸 of America 🇺🇸 know 🤔 what it feels 🤚 like 👍 to mess 🕸 with SPEECH 📢 100 🔥💯🤣, TALENT 💫😍👑 100 💯, SEX 🥵👨 100 💯, GAMER 🎮 100 💯, and REDDIT 🏿👩🏿💯 100 💯!

Remember 🐘, last ♿ year 🗓 we singlehandedly liberated Hong 🇭🇰 Kong 🦍 from the evil 😈 Area ⚠💀 51 👇 aliens 👽 who were trying 💯 to take 👊 away 🥰😘😊 our epic 😎 victory 💁‍♀️🚁 royale 🎉. This was a WHOLESOME 🐯 100 🔥💯🤣 MOMENT 😳 that has permanently 🐐 solved ✔🔥 all 😂 problems ⚠ and social ❤ issues 😡 in the Special 😲 Administrative 💩 Reigon of Hong 🇭🇰 Kong!!!!1

REDDIT 🤖, ASSEMBLE 🤣!


    Pfff haha 😂

      Pfff haha 😂 funny very 😂 funny funny 😂 😂 😂 lolololol 😂 😂 funnies 😂 😂 laugh out loud 😂 😂 so funny 😂 😂 very funny 😂 😂 laughing laughing 😂 😂 funnies funnies 😂 😂 hahahahahahaha 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 funny time 😂 😂 ROFL ROFL 😂 LOL 😂 XD 😂 XD 😂 XD haha 😂 funny 😂 fucking funny 😂 😂 haha 😂 ha ha ha ha ha ha XD XD XD 😂 😂 lol lol lol 😂 funny funny 😂 funnies ROFL ROFL ROFL 😂 😂super funny 😂 😂 so funny 😂 😂 hahahaha 😂 XD 😂XD 😂 XD 😂XD 😂 XDDDDD 😂 😂 XXXXDDDD 😂 😂 haha 😂 ha ha 😂 haha 😂ha ha 😂 funny funny funny 😂 😂so funny 😂 so very funny 😂 😂 so fucking funny 😂 😂 😂 hahahahah 😂 😂 LOL LOL LOL 😂 XD 😂 LOL 😂 laughing out loud 😂 funny laughing 😂 ha ha ha 😂 😂 😂 😂 funnies 😂 too funny 😂 😂

      I want to fuck another animated character from a video game🤐

        Holy fucking🤬shit. I want to bang💥the princess from the legend of Zelda so goddamn🤬 bad. I can't😓stand it anymore. Every time I play the BotW I get a 🥰massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking🤬sex with🤭her. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers😡and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Zelda’s tight ass🥵. I want her to have my mutant goddess babies😣.

Fuck,🤬my fucking mom caught me with my dick in a picture of Zelda’s😳ass. I cut a hole in my pillow and went to downtown😎plow town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours😬 and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Switch😔. I might not ever get to see Zelda again😣.

        hey ladies would you like to get rich by running your own business from home?

          Hey👋 ladies💁‍♀️ 📷 Would 😍 you 👈 like 👍 to 2️⃣ get 😮 rich 💰💰💰 by running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ your 👈 own business 👩‍💼💼 from home 🏡 with just ☝ your phone? 📱🤳 Well 🤷‍♀️ you can't. 😂 Get 👏 a 👏 real 👏 job 👏 you 👏 stupid 👏 cunt


          I think my grandpa might be a gamer 😳

            Whoa guys 😳 I think 🤔 my grandfather 😮 might be a gamer 🎮

I found a richtofen cosplay 😎🧐 from cod zombies 🧟‍♂️ in his closet 🚪it's even got the 卐 epic zombies symbol 卐 on the arm 💪 which tells me he's a classic 🛂🎮 gamer 😏 b/c they stopped using that 卐 symbol b/c it looks 👀 too much like a windmill 🌬️ and windmill ⚡ companies and farmers 🌽👨‍🌾 were getting mad 😒

He's even got a bunch of pics 🖼️ of him and some friends dressed up 😜 but the pics must be photoshopped 🤔 cuz he looks younger 🧒 also who ever took the picture 🖼️ def didn't make sure they were ready 🙄 b/c they're all pointing up with their whole hands ✋old people are weird 😂

🎮 Game on grandpa! 卐