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Stonks 📈🍆

    When the stocks 📊📝 go up 📈ðŸ’ļ, my dick goes too 🍆⎆ïļðŸ˜ģ. Bullish 🐂 market 🏎 makes me hard ðŸĶīðŸ’Ķ. All the countries ðŸģïļðŸīðŸī‍☠ïļðŸðŸšĐðŸģïļâ€ðŸŒˆðŸģïļâ€âš§ïļðŸ‡šðŸ‡ģ try to recover 🔄 from corona ðŸĶ  so the money 💰ðŸ’ĩðŸ’ļ flows 🌎 into my pocket ðŸ’ģ. Soon 🔜 there will be a crash 📉😭ðŸĨšðŸ˜– and the bears ðŸŧ will crawl 🚞 out of their holes ðŸ•ģ. Then they cut off my greedy dick ✂ïļðŸ†ðŸĐļ if I don’t ❌ eat ’em out 👅ðŸ˜ļ. I must turn into a bear ðŸ‚âžĄïļðŸŧ and make ðŸĪŒðŸž more money 💰ðŸ’ĩðŸ’ļ and eat some honey ðŸŧðŸŊ. When I’m done ✅ I’ll throw a party 🎉🍷ðŸū and eat your ass 👅🍑.