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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

IM DELETING YOU, DONALD!

    IM DELETING YOU, DONALD!๐Ÿ—ณโœ๐Ÿ˜ญ
    โ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
    โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
    โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
    โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] 99% complete..... ๐ŸšซERROR!๐Ÿšซ
    ๐Ÿ’ฏTrue๐Ÿ’ฏ Presidents are irreplaceable ๐Ÿ’–I could never delete you Mr. Trump!๐Ÿ’– Send this to ten other ๐Ÿ‘‘God-Emporers๐Ÿ‘‘ who give you ๐Ÿฐbig walls๐Ÿฐ Or never get called ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธAN AMERICAN๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ—ฝ againโŒโŒ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…โŒโŒ If you get 0 Back: get outโ†ช๏ธ! get outโ†ช๏ธโ†ช๏ธ of here! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ 3 back: you're deplorable๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ’ฆ 5 back: small loan of one million dollars๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿฆ 10+ back: ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ there are great citizens out there ๐Ÿ™‹, but we have the best citizens here, fantastic citizens here.it's great, Donnie loves you๐Ÿ™Œ.๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 

    Hit or miss๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

      Hit or miss๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉI guess she took the kids huh๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜she got a boyfriend, I bet she knows he beats โ€˜em๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ’‹mwa๐Ÿ’‹she lied in court and now she gets to keep them๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ Iโ€™ll get to see them once or maybe twice a week, hun๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…
      Hit ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Šor miss๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ฉI guess๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธshe๐Ÿ‘ฉ took the kids ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆhuh๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซshe got a boyfriend๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ, I bet she ๐Ÿ‘ฉknows he beats โ€˜em๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ’‹mwa๐Ÿ’‹she lied ๐Ÿ˜ฌin court ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธand now she๐Ÿ‘ฉ gets to keep them๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ Iโ€™ll get to see๐Ÿ‘€ them ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆonce 1๏ธโƒฃor maybe twice2๏ธโƒฃ a week, hun๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…

      My child is gay ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

        So my little boy (13) told me he was gay this morning. I can't believe I raised such a misogynistic boy ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญI can't believe my own child wouldn't like women ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ขhow๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ could I make my child so sexist he completely rejects women and be comes a full male ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ SUPREMACIST๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ I can't believe he only likes men what a full sexist I'm kicking him out of my home IMMEDIATELY๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ THIS IS HORRIBLE๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ THIS IS๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ NOT MY FAULT ITS THE ERICSON'S THEIR MOM IS A PIECE OF SHIT๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค DIVORCED FUCK ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ THEIR CONTAGIOUS GAYNESS RUBBED OFF ON MY SWEET BABY BOY AND I WILL NOT HAVE IT DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!??!!??!

        How to make the ๐Ÿฅช emoji

          ๐Ÿž bread slice 1 ๐Ÿง€ Cheese ๐Ÿ… Tomato ๐Ÿฅฌ Lettuce ๐Ÿ– Ham โ”Unknown ingredient ๐Ÿž Bread slice 2

          ๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจSTORM ALERT๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

            โ€ผโ—Watch ๐Ÿ‘€ out all you big booty๐Ÿ‘ hotties in TX ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ”ซcuz ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†COCKICAL STORM DICKOLAS ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† is gettin turnt up ๐ŸŽตturnt in the gulf๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ of mexico ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ and needs to empty balls๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ on y'alls๐Ÿคฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฝโ€โ™€๏ธ!

            IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TITANFALL REFERENCE???

              โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธHOLY FUCKING SHITโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TITANFALL REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ TITANFALL IS THE BEST FUCKING VIDEOGAME ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ BT-7274 IS SO BADASSSSS ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š TONE BAD SPITFIRE BAD CAR BAD SCORCH HAHA FUNNY WARCRIMES HEY IS THAT ANOTHER TITANFALL 3 LEAK APEX BAD ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ GOT YOU IN THE PIPE FIVE BY FIVE YOU GOTTA MOVE FASTER THAN THAT SON SPEED IS LIFE THE SKIES BELONG TO ME ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜กTHEY'RE TRYING TO CORNER US!!!!! Trust me! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me! Trust me!๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟTrust me! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me! ๐Ÿ—ฟTrust me!Trust me!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟTrust me!๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me!Trust me! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me!๐Ÿ—ฟ Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh youโ€™re flame coring meโ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“But it was me, Cooperโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚