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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


I MAKE A MOTHERFUCKER SAY OH YEAH

    "No thank you good sir. I do not wish to partake in any fighting."
    I👁️MAKE😡A🅰️MOTHERFUCKER🤬SAY👄O👌YEAH😎IM🥶COLD👀AS🅰️A🦁LION😶WITH🙅‍♀️NO💇‍♀️HAIR☝️IF😮YOU👈EVER👉SEE👀ME😀FIGHTING🤜IN🤏THE🌱FOREST🌲WITH🤔A👉GRIZZLY🐻BEAR😤HELP🙌THE👉BEAR🐻CAUSE😠THAT😵BITCH🤫GON😎NEED😷IT
    I MAKE A MOTHERFUCKER SAY OH YEAH. IM COLD AS A LION WITH NO HAIR. IF YOU EVER SEE ME FIGHTING IN A FOREST WITH A GRIZZLY BEAR... HELP THE BEAR!! CUZ THAT BITCH GON NEED IT

    Tooru oikawa’s favorite food is milk bread

      tooru😌oikawas👁favorite✨food🍴is🤚milk🥛bread🍞
      😊Tooru 🤩oikawa’s ✨ favorite 👏 food 🥘 is milk 🥛 bread 🍞😊His 😃personal🥰 motto 🤪is: 🥳if 🤯you’re 😐gonna😯 hit 🥱it, 😬then😮 hit 😳it 😔till 🧚🏻‍♂️it 💕BREAKS?😍
      tooru😌oikawas👁favorite✨food🍴is🤚milk🥛bread🍞
      😊His 😃personal🥰 motto 🤪is: 🥳if 🤯you’re 😐gonna😯 hit 👏it, 😬then😮 hit 😳it 😔till 🧚🏻‍♂️it 💕BREAKS?😍
      Tooru⭐ Oikawa's🧚🏼‍♀️ favorite💖 food✨ is💓 milk🥛 bread🍞 his🥺 personal😽 motto💅🏻 is🤩 if😌 you're👄 gonna💖 hit✨ it⭐ then🐾 hit🧚🏼‍♀️ 'til🏳️‍🌈 it💓 breaks🤭
      TORU😏OIKAWA’S👄FAVORITE❤️FOOD🥱IS😉MILK🥛BREAD🍞HIS🤝PERSONAL💪🏻MOTTO😇IS🤚🏻IF👀YOU’RE💕GONNA🦾HIT🗣IT🤐THEN😒HIT👹IT😤TIL🤗IT😽BREAKS⁉️

      OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍

        OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

        Trace McSorley

          Just a kid from Bryerwood to wearin number 9
          Trace McSorley 😈 Throw it on a dime ✅ Like I ain’t even tryin 🥱 Just a kid from Bryerwood 🤠 to wearin number 9 🥶 Met Coach Franklin down at Vandy 😼 Flipped to Happy Valley ⚡ Now I’m coming back and got the natty on my mind 🤩 They can’t touch my deep ball 💪 Every game I’m scorin 🏈

          Among Us Red sus but with emojis

            Red suuuus. I said red sus hahahaha
            Red 🔴 📛 sus 💦 💦. Red 🔴 🔴 suuuus. I 👁👄 👁 said 🤠🗣 💬👱🏿💦 red 👹 🔴, sus 💦 💦, hahahahaha 🤣 🤣. Why 🤔 🤔 arent you 👉😯 👈 laughing 😂 😂? I 👁🍊 👥 just made 👑 👑 a reference 👀👄🙀 👀👄🙀 to the popular 👍😁😂 😂 video 📹 📹 game 🎮 🎮 "Among 🇷🇴🎛 💰 Us 👨 👨"! How can you 👈 👈 not laugh 😂 😂 at it? Emergeny meeting 💯 🤝! Guys 👦 👨, this here guy 👨 👱🏻👨🏻 doesnt laugh 🤣 ☑😂😅 at my funny 😃😂 🍺😛😃 Among 💰 💰 Us 👨 👨 memes 🐸 😂! Lets 🙆 🙆 beat ✊👊🏻 😰👊 him 👴 👨 to death 💀💥❓ 💀! Dead 💀😂 ☠ body 💃 💃 reported ☎ 🧐! Skip 🐧 🏃🏼! Skip 🐧 🐧! Vote 🔝 🔝 blue 💙 💙! Blue 💙 💙 was not an impostor 😎 😠. Among 😂 🙆🏽🅰 us 👨 👨 in a nutshell 😠 😠 hahahaha 😂👌👋 😂. What?! Youre still 🤞🙌 🤞🙌 not laughing 😂 😂 your 👉 👉 ass 🍑 🅰 off 📴 📴☠? I 👁 👁 made 👑 👑 SEVERAL 💯 💯 funny 😀😂😛 😃❓ references 👀👄🙀 📖 to Among 💰 💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩 Us 👨 🇺🇸 and YOU 👈🏼 😂👉🔥 STILL 🤞🙌 🙄 ARENT LAUGHING 😂 😂😎💦??!!! Bruh ⚠ 😳🤣😂. Ya 🙏🎼 🙀 hear 👂 👂 that? Wooooooosh 💦👽👾 💦👽👾. Whats 😦 😦 woooosh 🚁 🚁? Oh 🙀 🙀, nothing ❌ 🚫. Just the sound 👂 🔊 of a joke 😂 😂 flying ✈ ✈ over 😳🙊💦 🔁 your 👉 👉 head 💆 💆. Whats 😦 🤔 that? You 👈 👉 think 💭 💭 im 👌 💘 annoying 😠 😠? Kinda 🙅 🙅 sus 💦 💦, bro 👆 🌈☺👬. Hahahaha 😂 😂! Anyway 🔛 🔛, yea 😀 💯, gotta 👉 👉 go 🏃 🏃 do tasks ✔ 📋. Hahahaha 😂 😂!