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🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!!

    Every Christmas copypasta 

    🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼

    I hate white people

      I hate white people

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      It’s 🍌🎄⛄️DICKcember 🍌🎄⛄️

        It’s 🍌🎄⛄️DICKcember 🍌🎄⛄️and you ✨⚡️know what that means!!! 🙌🏻😮It’s HOEliday season 🎄and Santa 🎅🏾is cumming😩💦💦 to town and bringing 🎁presents 🎁to all the good boys 👴🏼and girls👩, but if you’ve been a naughty 👎❌hoe 👄you ain’t getting 🍌💦cummies this year! ❌😱🙅Prancer 🐴and LAPdancer 💃are ready to get wet 💦💦and Rudolph the 🔴red 🔴Dick 🍌😍💦SLUTdeer is ⏳waiting ⏳to light up the way to 🎅🏾santa’s 🎅🏾sexshop 🚨where all you ho 😆ho 😆HOES can get 👄naughty 👄😉! send 📲this to 🔟 of your sexiest snowmen ⛄️⛄️or else Santa 🎅🏾will be giving you 😱⚫️COAL ⚫️😱this year!!! ☹️instead of CUMMIES! 😍 get 📩back5️⃣ and you’re a 🍪gingerbread 🍪get 🔟 back and you’re 👀an 🍎apple 🍎cider 🍾🍾🍻SLUT!

        I MAKE A MOTHERFUCKER SAY OH YEAH

          "No thank you good sir. I do not wish to partake in any fighting."
          I👁️MAKE😡A🅰️MOTHERFUCKER🤬SAY👄O👌YEAH😎IM🥶COLD👀AS🅰️A🦁LION😶WITH🙅‍♀️NO💇‍♀️HAIR☝️IF😮YOU👈EVER👉SEE👀ME😀FIGHTING🤜IN🤏THE🌱FOREST🌲WITH🤔A👉GRIZZLY🐻BEAR😤HELP🙌THE👉BEAR🐻CAUSE😠THAT😵BITCH🤫GON😎NEED😷IT
          I MAKE A MOTHERFUCKER SAY OH YEAH. IM COLD AS A LION WITH NO HAIR. IF YOU EVER SEE ME FIGHTING IN A FOREST WITH A GRIZZLY BEAR... HELP THE BEAR!! CUZ THAT BITCH GON NEED IT

          Tooru oikawa’s favorite food is milk bread

            tooru😌oikawas👁favorite✨food🍴is🤚milk🥛bread🍞
            😊Tooru 🤩oikawa’s ✨ favorite 👏 food 🥘 is milk 🥛 bread 🍞😊His 😃personal🥰 motto 🤪is: 🥳if 🤯you’re 😐gonna😯 hit 🥱it, 😬then😮 hit 😳it 😔till 🧚🏻‍♂️it 💕BREAKS?😍
            tooru😌oikawas👁favorite✨food🍴is🤚milk🥛bread🍞
            😊His 😃personal🥰 motto 🤪is: 🥳if 🤯you’re 😐gonna😯 hit 👏it, 😬then😮 hit 😳it 😔till 🧚🏻‍♂️it 💕BREAKS?😍
            Tooru⭐ Oikawa's🧚🏼‍♀️ favorite💖 food✨ is💓 milk🥛 bread🍞 his🥺 personal😽 motto💅🏻 is🤩 if😌 you're👄 gonna💖 hit✨ it⭐ then🐾 hit🧚🏼‍♀️ 'til🏳️‍🌈 it💓 breaks🤭
            TORU😏OIKAWA’S👄FAVORITE❤️FOOD🥱IS😉MILK🥛BREAD🍞HIS🤝PERSONAL💪🏻MOTTO😇IS🤚🏻IF👀YOU’RE💕GONNA🦾HIT🗣IT🤐THEN😒HIT👹IT😤TIL🤗IT😽BREAKS⁉️