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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


You 👈 would 👪 not 🚫 believe 🌈 your 👏 eyes

    You 👈 would 👪 not 🚫 believe 🌈 your 👏 eyes If ten 🔟 million 😂 fireflies Lit up 🔺 the 👏 world 🌎 as 🍑 I 👁 fell 🎃 asleep 😴 Cause 💋 theyd fill 💉 the 👏 open 🌊 air And leave 🍃 teardrops💦 everywhere Youd think 💭 me 😭 rude 😠 but 🍑 I 👁 would 👪 just 👏 stand 💨 and Stare Id 🙏 like 💖 to 💦 make 🖕 myself 💀 believe That planet 📈 Earth 🌎 turns, slowly Its hard 🍆 to 💦 say 🗣 that 😐 Id 🙏 rather 👉 stay 💒 awake 💪 when 🍑 Im 💘 asleep Cause everything 💯 is 💦 never 🙅 as 🍑 it 💯 seems 👀 Cause 💋 Id 🙏 get 🔟 a 👌 thousand hugs From ten 🔟 thousand lightning⚡️ bugs🐞 As they 👥 tried 👀 to 💦 teach 🏫 me 😭 how 💯 to 💦 dance 💃 A 👌 foxtrot above 🔝 my 👨 head A sock 🍆 hop 👆 beneath my 👨 bed The disco 🕺 ball 🏀 is 💦 just 👏 hanging by 😈 a 👌 thread Id 🙏 like 💖 to 💦 make 🖕 myself 💀 believe That planet 📈 Earth 🌎 turns, slowly Its hard 🍆 to 💦 say 🗣 that 😐 Id 🙏 rather 👉 stay 💒 awake 💪 when 🍑 Im 💘 asleep Cause everything 💯 is 💦 never

    I climbed 🧗 out of my 💆‍♂️ head

      I climbed 🧗 out of my 💆‍♂️ head and watched 👁 myself implode 🧠🎊 a thought ☕️ without a 🦗 body🧚 Ought🥺 to be 🌸 the shot💪 to take 🚪 a load 💃 off. My brain 🧠 is poisoned🍼 And I’m🙈 searching 🔭 for the antidote 🧪 But🐦 every 🤩 time⏰ i🧴 find🧚 it 🐖 my🥀 defenses🥊 scream 🗣️oh ✨no❌ you💝 don’t 🌚 wOAh😳
      i climbed 🧭 out 🥫 of my 🔒 head 🤯 and ⛸ watched ⏰ myself 👈 implode 💥 a thought 💭 without ❌ a ⚠️ body 💤 oughta 🎤 be 🐝 the 🏎 shot 🔫 to take a load 🤧 off my my brain 🧠 is poisoned 💉 and I’m searching for the anecdote 🤕  but every time ⏰ i ℹ️ find 💅🏼 it 😌 my ✨ defenses 🥊 scream 😱 oh no ❌ you don’t 😰 woah ✨

      When someone say “downvoted for emoji”

        Emoji?!🤯🤯1!?🤮🤮🤮WTF😭11!1😭😭😭!!?1?😭😢 emoji police🚨!1!!1🚨👮‍♂️👮‍♂️!!11!👮‍♂️👮‍♂️Get out 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️💨💨💨 of this sub 😡😡🤬!?!1can't like cuz it's 69 😏!!1!!1!😏😏!!😏69?!?! 😳😳😳😳 Noice!!1!!😂😂1!1😂😂 You don't find it funny 😳🤬🤬🤬😏 Ur a instragam normie!!!1😂😂😂😜😜🤡🤡🤓 Lololol 😂😎😂lol😎😂lol😎😊😎 Elon Musk!!!11!! Chungus Funny 😂😂lmoa😛😜mao😜 Keanu!1!!1!1!! 🤩🤩🤩 Momement wholesome 100😊😊😊😍😍😍Stunksss !!11! 📈📉📈📉📈 [everyone liked that] 👍👍👍👍👍 Ur sus😤😤sus😤😤sus😤Why you don't laugh?!1??1?1!!😡😡🤬🤬 it's an amogus referenc !!?1?!🤬🤬🤬🤬 Sus sus 😂😂sus sus !1!!11!😢😢😭😭😢😭😭😭ejected: imopter 😎😎👊👊👊👊 you 🧑👈👈👈👈 still don't get it 🤔🤔🙄😤🤡🤡cringe based!1!1!11 cringe cringe !111!1!11!!!cringe 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 sherk is awesome 😎😎😎😎😎 best movie in the worldo 🏆🏆🎖🎖🎖🏅🥇🥇 what? You play fortnite? 🤔🤔🤯🤯😬😬 More like fartnite 😂😂😂😊😊😂😂 also you watch tik tuk 😳😳😳😳 ewwwwww 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 you don't like dogs? 🐶🐶🤔🤔🙄😤😳😳What a piece of human trash🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑 10.000 of evolution🦍👨👴 for this sub human 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤬🤬trash we must kill u,🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 after this, Reddit will destroy 👊👊👊👊👊 all goverments 👿1!!1!!👿!1!!11👿 and become God!! 😡🤯🤯!11🤯😨!11😩😵

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        POV: you get approached by the weaboo kid

          Are you the new girl? Heh, I thought so, I’ve never seen you before. Ko ni chi wa, I’m David-kun. It’s so nice to finally meet you. You look just like my waifu HEHEHEHE. Anyways, I’m so sorry about the jerks in class. They’re all baka and they only want one thing. Not me, I just like to watch my favourite anime Jujutsu Kaisen and read mainga. Mm-also, I think you’re very KAWAII DESU NE HEHEHEHEHEHE. Guh! I’m sorry! Mm-I’m just nervous ok? It’s just.. well... it’s just... I JUST WANNA KNOW IF I CAN SUCK ON YOUR NIBLETS OK? Well, what do you sa-AAAH
          🚶‍♂️are you the👁👄👁new girl😜heh☺️ i thought so😌i’ve never seen👀 you before🤔 cone e chee wah ✋🏻 i’m david-kun😚it’s so nice😛to finally meet you🤪you look just like😳my waifu🥵HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹anyways😐i’m so sorry😔about the jerks😡in class😤theyre all👊🏻BAKA👊🏻they only want😭one thing😫not me🥴i just like🤓to watch📺my favourite anime😍jiu jitsu kaisen😍and read manga😎mmmalso👉🏻👈🏻ithinkyourereallycool😅kawaee desu neigh😳🐴HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹nghuuh😣i’m sorry😤i’m just nervous😭okay😡it’s just😉well😋it’s just🥵mm I JUST WANT TO KNOW🤔IF I CAN SUCK👅ON YOUR NIPPLETS🤭OKAY❓well😰what do you 👊🏻👊🏻NNGGGH😵

          My name is not Five Weenies

            Todoroki Shoto is not five weenies
            Original clip
            My name is not Five Weenies, I am Shoto from U.A. and I want to be a hero. My father, Endeavor is currently the number one hero, but to be frank I've always hated him and want to forge my own path in the world of pros. My childhood was less than loving you see so I felt like-
            my🖐️name👄is👀not❌five5️⃣weenies🌭I🔥am😎shoto❄️from🤩UA🏫and👉i🥵wanna🙏be💫a 🤗hero🦸‍♂️my👍father👨endeavor😡is✨currently👁️the💃number🍜one☝️hero🦸‍♂️but💧to🌺be 🐓frank🙈I’ve👒always💁hated👄him🤬I😞wanna🥳forge🤩my👤own🧚🏻‍♂️path🦅