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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

Omicron is here 😱🍆

    🚨ALERT ALERT🚨 📢📢 😂 📢 OMICRON VARIANT IS HERE 😱GET READY FOR THE 😷 😷 PANDICKMIC 2️⃣⏺0️⃣!!! 🚨 all you badass bitchterium sluts 🦠🦠🦠 💦 the CD-Semen officially DICKlared 🤒 Omicron a Variant 😵 of CUMcern 😮😮 so you know what that means! 🦠 😂 🦠 Getting 😷 cumantined 🙌 with your boys, spraying your 💦 oral secretions 💦 on your hoes 🍑 getting choked so hard you 💥 🍑 EXPLODE. 💦 💥 🍆 💥 🍆 💥💦🦠 President HOE 👨🏼‍🦳 Biden put a Travel Ban ❌ in full effect 👊🏼 from South ASSrica 🇿🇦, THOTswana 🇧🇼😂, LesotHOE🇱🇸➡️ ☣️ and several other AfriCUM nations‼️‼️ Hop off that plane ✈️ and hop 🔛 this dick! 😂 🍆 😷 If you wanna get dicked 🍆 down by 🍑 🙌 dat BOOSTER SHOT🙌 send this to 19 of your dirtiest whores. 👀 👀 Or else you’ll get 🍆BUTT FUCKED 🍆 by Dirty Dr. Fauci 😱😱😱

    Happy Thotsgiving 💦🦃🍴👅

      Another Thanksgiving copypasta

      HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🍴👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩 UR MY FAVORITE HO 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL 2 HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦🍂 🍂SEND THIS 2 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST 👄💃🏽 PILGRIMS U KNO OR YOU WON'T GET ANY 💦💦GRAVY💦💦 🦃😩😏 IF U GET 3 BACK THEN U REALLY A HO 👌🏼👌

      today me and my daddy went to the beach

        today🌄 me👧🏻 🙈💁🏻 and my daddy👱🏿‍♂️ 😍💯👫 went➡️ to ➡️ the beach ⛱😍👙 Daddy👱🏿‍♂️ 😍💦👫 said 💬 that I👧🏻🙈 looked 👀👅 really😂 hot 😍🔥 in my 🙈 cute😍 pretty💁🏻‍♀️ pink 💖 princess 👑 bikini 👙👀👅 and that I👧🏻 💁🏻💖😍 was making😳 daddy 👫👱🏿😍 really💢💪 hard 🍆💦👀👅 he👱🏿‍♂️ was angry 😡😡😩 at me👧🏻 😍💁🏻😩💦 for making🥵 his big💪 daddy👱🏿‍♂️ dick 💦🍆🍆🍆 hard 💪💢🍆 in public ⛱😳🙈🙈 Daddy👱🏿‍♂️ said 💬👱🏿💦 "I'm👱🏿‍♂️ gonna punish🍑👋😩 you👧🏻, princess👸🏻" 👀😩💦🍆 I👧🏻💁🏻‍♀️ didn't know 🙈👅 what he👱🏿‍♂️ was gonna do 👀😂💦 but I 💁🏻💕 was excited🙈 👀😃💦 💭💭 he said 💬👱🏿💖 "lay🛏️ down👇, princess👸🏻," 💬👑 "lay🛏️ down👇 on the hot🥵😍 sand🏜️" ⛱🔥 So I👧🏻 did 💁🏻 😩👅 it was 👍💦 sooo hot 😩🔥🔥 and daddy 👱🏿🙈 said💬👱🏿‍♂️💦 that I👧🏻💁🏻‍♀️ stay👇 there 😩💦 for 2️⃣ hours 😞😳 in the blazing🔥 heat 🔥🔥 of he sun 🔥☀️☀️ 😩😩 with no 🙅🏻❌ sunscreen ⛱😩🔥💦😞 "Daddy," 😩💦👱🏿👱🏿 I begged 😩👀💬 "please, no" 😞😩💦🔥 Daddy said 💬👱🏿👱🏿🙈💦 "no, princess," 😳💁🏻👑 "this is your punishment," 😳😩💁🏻"you got me hard in public" 🍆😞💦 So I sat there 😩⛱ in the heat ☀️🔥🔥 feeling my soft princess skin 💅🏻 👑 start to burn 🔥😩 and go crusty 🍞 it hurt sooo bad 😩💦😞🔥🔥 but I did it 💋 for my daddy 👱🏿❤️💖💯👀 after 2️⃣ hours 🕔🕔 daddy 😂💕 finally let me 💁🏻💖😍😞 go in the shade ⛱⛅️👌 My pretty pale princess skin 😞💁🏻💕👑 was now red ❤️♨️ and peeling 📜😞😩 Why 😳🤔⁉️ would daddy 👱🏿💕 do this?😞⁉️ He took me 👫🙈 to his car 🚗🍳 and threw me 🏌💁🏻😍😍 into the backseat 🛋🙈😩😍💦💦💦 I love it when 💕💦😩👌😂 daddy is 😳🙈😍 rough with me 🙊🍑😂💦💕 I asked him 💬 😂💕 "what are you gonna do to me, daddy?" 🙈🙀😂💦💕💕 and he flipped me over 😳🙊💦 and started to fuck me 🍆💦 hard in my tight little princess ass 🍑💦🙀👑 without any lube 🙊💦😩 and my anus 🕳🔅🔆 started to tear 😩🙀💦 and bleed 💉😳 it hurt so much 😩😩😂🙀💯 but I knew 🙀🙈 that I deserved it 😩😳💦 daddy then 👱🏿🙈 came 💦💦 in my little princess ass 👑🍑🙀 and said 💬🙈 "it's not over yet princess" 🙀😳💦💦👱🏿Daddy 💕💯 flipped me 💕over again 🙈😩💦 and trailed down his black hand 🙊✋🏿 down my body 😍👗 slowly 🍝😳💦😍😍 and then pinched 👌🏻🙀some of the peeling 💯💕 burned skin😳🙊🔥 and peeled off a huuuuge strip🔥📜 of it and rolled it up in his hands 😲😩💦🙊"open up, princess" 😲👱🏿🙀❤️💦daddy said💬😍 and shoved the ball of my burned skin📜😲🙈💦😍😍 into my 💕💝little princess mouth. 🙊😷😍 it actually tasted 🍟😝 kinda nice 😇🙀💦💦 Daddy told me 💬to chew 👱🏿😳 and swallow it 😍🍝😂💦 so i did 😳🙀🙀 Daddy peeled 📜🍑 the rest of my skin off 😝😂💦💦 and we sat together 👫👷🏿 in the car 🚗 eating my crusty princess skin 👌🍆😂 it was so romantic 💕❤️😍 I love my daddy 💯💦😍💕💕 And then he locked me in the car 👌😳💯🚗 alone 🙀 to burn 🔥 and die🙃 💦🙀💕💕😩😂🍆💯💯😍😍💖💖💖😂💓💓💓💗💗💝💗💞💗💋💟💗💟👌🍆💯💯😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

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          Welcome to Gacha Life there’s so much to see

            Gacha Life is role-playing game that allows users to create and customise anime-styled characters 
            “Welcome to gacha life 👍”
“There’s so much to see👀👁”
“iF pEoPlE cAn mAkE ✨cHaRaCtErS✨ then so can we 😀👍🔫”
“We have ✨🐶pUpPiEs🐶✨ ✨🦐sHrImPs🦐✨ beware of the 🔪😡HEEEAATS 🤡🔫”
“That’s the part where the good and evil meets😳”
            "Welcome to Gacha Life, there's so much to see" 
"If people can make characters then so can we"
"We have puppies, shrimps, beware of the heats"
"That's the part where the good and evil meets!"
            “Welcome to Gacha Life, there’s so much to see" 
"If people can make characters then so can we"
"We have puppies, shrimps beware of the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat"
"That's the part when good and evil meeeeeets!”😌

            ITS ABOUT LIES 🤞 ITS ABOUT VENTING 🕳

              Original pasta
              ITS ABOUT LIES 🤞 ITS ABOUT VENTING 🕳 WE STAY SUSSY 😈 WE IMPOSTOR 📮 KILL IN O2 💨 KILL IN REACTOR 🔋 AND SABOTAGE 💥 I GOT IMPOSTOR IN MY VEINS 🫀 I NEED TO KILL THE CREWMATES 🔪 I WON THE GAME 🏆 SO WHATS MY MOTHERSUSSING NAME? 🗣 BAKA 😈📮