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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


POV: You sit next to a weeb

    If somebody ever unironically calls themselves otaku, you run in the opposite direction
    Says good morning in Japanese “classes started! Oh hi!! 😁What’s this? This is a death note, you probably don’t know what it is cause you are not otaku like me baka😡. Hey, can you tell me your name? ✍️ I’m joking! I would never write your name, only Paula’s. Heheh I’m just kidding. I would never do something to hurt people. Hhshehhsh 🤪. What?! Where’s Raul-kun??? Eeee his on a holiday to... Cuba heh. Whatever, changing the subject, do you like my lil ears?? 😸 They are so kawai! 🤪What? You don’t like them?? Why not? 🥺You think I’m annoying?!?? I’m not annoying!!😡 My mom said that in the past and never came back. 😢Ok, I’ll go wahhh wahhh 😭

    Japan best

      grrrr jappan 🇯🇵 is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!🤬😡!!!👹🤬!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis culture⛩🎎🎏 better than amrican🗽🍔👎!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere 🗼and sakura trees are so 🌸 a e s t h e t i c 🌸 UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinē!!! ~hmph baka -_- 🏮

      kurapika😳is🤸‍♀️now✨🌊drowning🌊

        HAPPY GUITAR SOLO
        koorapika😳is🤸‍♀️now✨🌊drowning🌊✨in😁an🐸indescribable💋emptiness❤ HAPPY GUITAR SOLO 🎸 😌
        kurapika😳is🤸‍♀️now✨🌊drowning🌊✨in😁an🐸indescribable💋emptiness❤ HAPPY GUITAR SOLO
        💥🎸 GUITAR SOLO 🎸💥
        koorapika😳is🤸‍♀️now✨G U N D H A M T A N A K A✨🐹
        Kurapika😳is🤸‍♂️now✨🌊drowning🌊in an🐳indescribable🔥emptiness😔
        köörapicka 😜 is 🖐 now 👤 drowning 🌊 in 🏡 an 😹 indescribable ❌ emptiness 🕳

        Stonks 📈🍆

          When the stocks 📊📝 go up 📈💸, my dick goes too 🍆⬆️😳. Bullish 🐂 market 🏬 makes me hard 🦴💦. All the countries 🏳️🏴🏴‍☠️🏁🚩🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇳 try to recover 🔄 from corona 🦠 so the money 💰💵💸 flows 🌬 into my pocket 💳. Soon 🔜 there will be a crash 📉😭🥺😖 and the bears 🐻 will crawl 🚼 out of their holes 🕳. Then they cut off my greedy dick ✂️🍆🩸 if I don’t ❌ eat ’em out 👅😸. I must turn into a bear 🐂➡️🐻 and make 🤌🏼 more money 💰💵💸 and eat some honey 🐻🍯. When I’m done ✅ I’ll throw a party 🎉🍷🍾 and eat your ass 👅🍑.

          IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋

            Joshua Caleb Gordon, nicknamed "Flash", is an American football wide receiver for the Kansas City Chiefs of the National Football League.
            IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋

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🚫 ERROR! 🚫

💯True💯 ✔⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordons🐐🏈⚡️are irreplaceable 💖

I could never delete you Josh Gordon!💖

Send this to ten other 🏈🐐⚡️Gordon owners⚡️🐐🏈 who will never trade Gordon for🔕👎🔕 Le'Veon Bell 🔕👎🔕

Or be cursed to a life of 💩🍺🚘🚔 Michael Floyd 🚔🚘🍺💩as your WR1 🚫😢👎😢👎

If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!! 🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆

3 back: Your starting QB won't be 💵🦀💩Brock Osweiler💩🦀💵!!

5 back: 👹Roger Goodell👹 will free ⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordon 🐐🏈⚡️

420 back: Your 🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 JOSH GARDEN🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 will be in full bloom!!

            Nya Ichi Ni San

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              😳NyA🥵icHi💀Ni🤭sAn🛐nYa🥰ArIgaTo❤️
              nya😩ichi🎎ni🦵san💔nya🙈arigato🐊
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