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This Putin guy is insane!! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

    -1,68m manlet ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
    
    -0 pussy ๐Ÿ˜น
    
    -0 major cities conquered ๐Ÿ’€
    
    -0 hairs left on his head ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
    
    -currency less valuable than robux ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘
    
    -empty threats merchant ๐Ÿคฏ
    
    -1,68cm ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น
    
    Better dictator than Stalin??? ๐Ÿ”ฅ

    ๐ŸšจALERT ALERT๐Ÿšจ World War III โ˜ฃ๏ธ is CUMMING!

      โ€ผ๏ธ ๐ŸšจWorld War III Alert๐Ÿšจ โ€ผ๏ธ Ding ๐Ÿ”” Ding ๐Ÿ”” Ding ๐Ÿ”” MotherLickers๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿง“๐ŸปGet ur tongue ๐Ÿ˜œ out that ๐Ÿฑpussy cos Iran๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท just๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ PENetrated ๐Ÿ’˜๐ŸŽฏ Israel's ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑsovereign ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพborders! ๐Ÿซจ BB was an ๐ŸŒนApril๐ŸŒน๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธfool & ๐ŸคœSmashed that ๐Ÿ’ฅEm-BUSSY๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‹ so now Ebrahim says ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”Š it's time 2๏ธโƒฃ Get IT On!!! ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ“ฃ The International ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜›CUM-munity is ๐ŸฅบBEGging๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซฆall sidesโœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’‹2๏ธโƒฃ exercise ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’จ ๐ŸซฆExTreme ๐ŸชขResTraints๐Ÿค๐Ÿชข ๐Ÿฅต butt u all ๐Ÿง know it's โฐabout 2๏ธโƒฃ get ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒก๏ธHot & ๐Ÿ˜ฐSweaty All Ooover ๐ŸŒˆthat ๐Ÿ‘ฐโ€โ™€๏ธgeo-HO-litical region๐Ÿงญ ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ ๐ŸคฏSend this 2๏ธโƒฃ ur 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ Horniest ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธDoomsday ๐Ÿ’ŠPREPpers ๐Ÿค— Get 1๏ธโƒฃ back ur ๐Ÿš€Drone AloneโœŠ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ 2nite ๐ŸŒšโœจโ•Get 6๏ธโƒฃback u'll get a lil ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘Ham-ASS ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ4๏ธโƒฃ bed ๐Ÿ›Œ โ—๏ธGet 9๏ธโƒฃback & u'll Be๐Ÿ GAZA-ling Spermโ™Œ๏ธLoads at the ๐Ÿ–•โ›ณ๏ธcenter of a ๐Ÿ˜SenSational๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸคœCUM-flict๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ’ฆ of SuperPOWers๐Ÿคฉโ€ผ๏ธโฃ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ 
      ๐ŸšจALERT ALERT๐Ÿšจ World War III โ˜ฃ๏ธ is CUMMING! ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Daddy ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป Putin & his troops ๐Ÿช–๐ŸŽ–PENETRATED๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ Ukraine ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ at the eastern B-WHORE-der ๐Ÿ˜‚ in an act of ๐ŸคชSEXUAL AGGRESSION๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ The UniTIT ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณnations โ˜ฎ๏ธ has impHOEsed โœ…eCUMnomic ๐Ÿ’ฐsanctions to CHOKE ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ตPutin & make him ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿช†PULL OUT๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿ•ณearly! ๐Ÿช–๐Ÿช– A MILFitary draft ๐ŸŽซ๐ŸŽซ could mean ๐Ÿ˜ฑ the loss ๐Ÿ˜ญ of all HUNG ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธdaddies๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบโ€ฆ.so get down โฌ‡๏ธ on those ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธknees๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธand SaLUTe๐Ÿ–– dat dick ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝtil your man ๐Ÿ˜ฉSHOOTS๐Ÿ˜ฉ his ๐Ÿ’ฆWHITE RUSSIAN๐Ÿ’ฆ all over youโ€ผ๏ธ Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ Soviet ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บSucking ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜SLUTS to get ๐Ÿ—ผEiffel ๐Ÿ—ผTowered ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ by PUTIN ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸปAND DADDY JOE๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆณ for 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ more years๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      Did someone say PENISโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ

        Did someone say PENISโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ. Is ๐Ÿ˜ณ that ๐Ÿคค your ๐Ÿ‘‰ penis??๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ. Put that ๐Ÿ† in the ass ๐Ÿ‘. Put that ๐Ÿ† in the pussy ๐Ÿ˜ป. Put that ๐Ÿ† in the ear ๐Ÿ‘‚, wait whatโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ. Wow ๐Ÿคฏ wow ๐Ÿ˜ฎ that thing ๐Ÿ† can reach ๐Ÿ‘Œ the floorโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณโ‰๏ธ. Drool ๐Ÿคค drips ๐Ÿ’ฆ from my mouth ๐Ÿ‘„ as I look ๐Ÿ‘€ at that beautiful cock ๐Ÿ†. Eyes ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ come out of my head ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ and expand ๐Ÿ”Ÿ times the normal ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช. I canโ€™t handle ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ซ a cock ๐Ÿ† this big ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ, so thick ๐Ÿคฐ, so slick ๐Ÿ’ฆ. Heart โค๏ธ beating ๐Ÿคœ at 200 bpm ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ and ass ๐Ÿ‘ widening up ๐Ÿ•ณ for that super ๐Ÿ’ช schlong ๐Ÿ†. How โ‰๏ธ can you ๐Ÿ‘‰ carry ๐Ÿคฐ that ๐Ÿ† with you??๐Ÿ˜‹. โ€Well ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ, I just toss ๐Ÿ’ช that junk ๐Ÿ†over โซ my shoulder ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ.โ€ Wow ๐Ÿคค wow ๐Ÿคค wow ๐Ÿคค wow ๐Ÿคค wow ๐Ÿคค.

        ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธPRESIDICKS๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ซDAY๐Ÿ˜›

          ๐ŸŽ‰HAPPY๐ŸฅณPRESIDICKS๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ซDAY๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’ฆ2๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ years โฑago ๐Ÿ—“our ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘fav๐Ÿ˜pounding๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜˜ father ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆand๐Ÿ˜Œmain๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’ฏbitch๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸคญWHOREge๐Ÿ˜ŽWashingSLUT๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพcame๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆinto๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œthis๐ŸŒŽWORLD๐ŸŒto โœŒ๏ธbecum๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿคซthe๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ1ST๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธpresiDICK๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคžof๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅณthe๐Ÿ’…United๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธSluts๐Ÿ‘™Of๐ŸคญAmerica๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆsend๐Ÿ“ง๐Ÿ“ฒthisโžก๏ธto ๐Ÿ”Ÿof๐Ÿ˜‰the๐Ÿ˜ฉsluttiest๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆpatriots๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธyou๐Ÿ‘‡know๐Ÿค—if you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜youโ€™re๐Ÿ‘invited to the โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“constitutional ๐Ÿ“โœ๏ธCOCKus๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ if you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ youโ€™re a Mt. Rushmore ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸฆณWHORE๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ’ฆif you ๐Ÿ‘คget 0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜นno ๐Ÿšซ presidick๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ for ๐Ÿคญyou ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

          Bite of ’83 Emoji Art

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            DID YOU JUST SAY PHILLIPINES?!

              Phillipines copypasta

              Every Filipino copypasta ever

              BRO DID YOU JUST SAY PHILLIPINES?!!1!!!11!!1!PHILLIPINES IS THE BEST FUCKING COUNTRY!!!11!!!1!!WE COULD BEAT CHINA!111!1!11!PROUD TO BE PINOY๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ŽOMG OMG OMG OMG DONT DIRESPECT FILPINES ITS THE BEST COUNTRY๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก WE HAVE THE BEST ISLAND THERE ARE OVER 70000 ISLANDS๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ŠMAKE MORE VIDEOS ABOUT PHILIPINES!!!!!!!1๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž Welcome to our country!!!! ๐Ÿ“ท๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท๏ธ Philippines love๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ Welcome to our country!!!! ๐Ÿ“ท๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท๏ธ Philippines love๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ Welcome to our country!!!! ๐Ÿ“ท๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท๏ธ Philippines love๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ PROUD TO BE PINOY๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ŽPROUD TO BE PINOY๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ŽPROUD TO BE PINOY๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ŽPROUD TO BE PINOY๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž!PROUD TO BE PINOY๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ŽPHILLPINES HAS THE BEST MUSIC๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ŽWE BEAT THE SPANIARDS๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Žas a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino PH PRIDE๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ŽPH PRIDE๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Ž
              OH MY GOD? โœ๏ธ๏ธโœžโ˜ฆโœโœŸโ™ฑโ›ช๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฝ YOU JUST SAID PHILIPPINES! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ซ โญ๏ธ ๐ŸŒŸ โœจ โšก๏ธ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ซ โญ๏ธ ๐ŸŒŸ โœจ โšก๏ธ๐ŸŒ PUTANGINA! ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜ฑ I AM A FILIPINO ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ AND THIS MAKES MY DAY ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ“…๐ŸŒŸ but first of all you spelled Philippines ๐ŸŒ wrong โŒโŒโŒ it's "Philippines" ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ not "phillipines"๐Ÿ‘Ž๐ŸŒ pero I STILL applaud ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ you of your effort! secondly 2๏ธโƒฃโœŒ we are not Spanish ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธโŒ or Chinese ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณโŒ or asian ๐ŸŒโŒ we are FILIPINOS ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญโœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธ. INDEPENDENT AND LOVING.. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’– point takda halos halo-halo and thirdly 3โƒฃ your country and culture sucks ass. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’จ We proud CHRISTIAN FILIPINOS ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“ฟ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคฒ๐ŸงŽ๐ŸŒโ›ช๐Ÿ›๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ have halo halo and jolibee. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ› Fuck ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’โœจ๐Ÿ–• You. Fuck ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’โœจ๐Ÿ–• Your Country. Fuck ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’โœจ๐Ÿ–• Yourself. we are SUPERIOR!!!!!! ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡1๐Ÿฅ‡1๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡ PINOY ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ PRIDE PINOY ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ PRIDE WOOOOOOOOOOO LAGI TUMAYO ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ“ข LAGI SUMIGAW ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ“ข MAG ARAW โ˜€๏ธโ˜€๏ธโ˜€๏ธ ARAW โ˜€๏ธโ˜€๏ธ KAYO SUMIGAW ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ“ข SHOWTIME ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ“ข THIS IS YOUR SHOW ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ“ข THIS IS YOUR TIME MAGPASIKAT NA IT'S SHOWTIME!!!!! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ“ข๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ“ข๐ŸŽค