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Ides of March

today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I'm ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you're my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Greece that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊

FRIENDS 😲 ROMANS 🤣 COUNTRYMEN 👏‼️ LEND 🤙 ME YOUR 👵🏼 EARS 👂🏼🙏 You Know 🎓📚 What 🤔 Today 📆 Is ⁉️ BEWARE ⚠️🙅🏽‍♂️ the IDES ✅ OF MARCH ‼️‼️ RIP 😇😢 To My Man 👨🏽 JULIUS CAESAR 🌿😔😭 Today 📆 you must 😾👍 RIP 💨THAT JUULius 😂😩 in the 👏 name of CAESAR 🌿😂‼️ Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ ANCIENT ROMANS ‼️ for unlimited 👏🔂 RIPS 💨 of that JUULius 🙏🌿

It's 🌲MARCH🌲 1ST BITCHES👄! U KNOW WHAT DAT MEAN👌🏻 ITS THE 💦🎉ANNIVERSARY🎉💦 OF EMPEROR🙏🏻 DIOCLETIAN👨🏾 APPOINTING CONSTANTIUS CHLORUS👨🏻 AND GALERIUS👨🏼 AS CAESARS🍆🍑😫, REPRESENTING DAT SHIFT😂😂 TO THE 🙏🏻MF🙏🏻 ROMAN💯 TETRARCHY👌🏻🍆! 😫👅💦CLICC DAT MF SHIT😂😂👌🏻 IF U WANT SOME 👨🏿BIG👨🏿 ROMAN 🍆DICK🍆 TO CELEBRATE THAT SHIT 🍑FAM😂😂😫😪. THESE FOOLZ👨🏿 BEEN UP TRAPPING🍑👅 REAL MF HOURS SINCE 293😳😳. U BETTER PUT😏 YO 👨🏼MANS DICK🍆 IN YO MOUTH👅 FOR 🔥 DIOCLETIAN 🔥💦😏 AND HIS GIRL👩🏽 WHO HAD THE FATTEST 🙏🏻🍑🍑BOOTY🍑🍑 🙏🏻IN THE WESTERN 🌎🙌🏻WORLD🙌🏻🌚. SHARE THIS 🌭SHIT🌭 WITH THE 💣THICKEST💣 💯CUM💯 💦THIRSTY💦 BITCHES👩🏽👩🏽 U KNOW SO U GET 💯GOOD💯 🍑ASS🍑 DICK🍆 THIS MONTH💣🍆🙏🏻👅🔥🌭🍑💯😂6️⃣9️⃣

ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has CUM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn't matter if you're a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or PUSSYtrician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we're gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you're a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you're a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟

YASSS QUEEN

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I LOVE LEAN!!!!! 💜💜💜

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LEAN 🟣🟣🟪🟣🟣🟣🟣

I LOVE LEAN!!!!!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤

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Let there be Lean 💜🙏

LETS ALL LOVE LEAN💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Live Laugh lean 💜💜💜

LIVE 💜 LAUGH 💜 LOVE 💜 LEAN💜

IN LEAN WE TRUST 💜💜💜💜💜

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I LOVE LEAN 💜💜💜🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

I 💜 LEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE LEAN!!!

God I fucking love LEAN!!! so much, I want to drain the Earth's LEAN!!! resources dry. Not a single day goes by where I don't dream of devouring that sweet sweet Waluigi nectar, I want to be one with LEAN!!! I want our beings to intertwine and become one, I want to drink so much LEAN!!! that my body oozes LEAN!!! out of every crevice and pore, until I blast through the planet's atmosphere at supersonic speeds, crashing through the moon, speeding through the universe until I meet the end. I stare off into the black abyss and contemplate life and death. I watch from on high as civilizations are formed, torn down, black holes destroy everything in sight. Somehow I am immune. Am I God? Am I some form of higher being? Eventually I stop thinking. Trillions upon trillions upon trillions of years pass until the universe itself ceases to exist.

This Putin guy is insane!! 🔥

-1,68m manlet 😈🙏🏻

-0 pussy 😹

-0 major cities conquered 💀

-0 hairs left on his head 😈🙏🏻

-currency less valuable than robux 🔥👍

-empty threats merchant 🤯

-1,68cm 😹😹😹😹

Better dictator than Stalin??? 🔥

🚨ALERT ALERT🚨 World War III ☣️ is CUMMING!

‼️ 🚨World War III Alert🚨 ‼️ Ding 🔔 Ding 🔔 Ding 🔔 MotherLickers👅🧓🏻Get ur tongue 😜 out that 🐱pussy cos Iran🇮🇷 just🍆💦 PENetrated 💘🎯 Israel's 🇮🇱sovereign 🍩👨🏾borders! 🫨 BB was an 🌹April🌹🤦🏻‍♂️fool & 🤜Smashed that 💥Em-BUSSY🍑😋 so now Ebrahim says 🗣️🔊 it's time 2️⃣ Get IT On!!! 🙊👯📣 The International 🏘️😛CUM-munity is 🥺BEGging🙏🏽🫦all sides✊🏻💦💋2️⃣ exercise 🏃🏾💨 🫦ExTreme 🪢ResTraints🤐🪢 🥵 butt u all 🧠know it's ⏰about 2️⃣ get 🔥🌡️Hot & 😰Sweaty All Ooover 🌈that 👰‍♀️geo-HO-litical region🧭 🗺️ 🤯Send this 2️⃣ ur 1️⃣5️⃣ Horniest 🏴‍☠️Doomsday 💊PREPpers 🤗 Get 1️⃣ back ur 🚀Drone Alone✊🏻🍌😩 2nite 🌚✨❕Get 6️⃣back u'll get a lil 😘🍑Ham-ASS 🅱️4️⃣ bed 🛌 ❗️Get 9️⃣back & u'll Be🐝 GAZA-ling Sperm♌️Loads at the 🖕⛳️center of a 😍SenSational😍 💦🤜CUM-flict🤛💦 of SuperPOWers🤩‼️❣️‼️

🚨ALERT ALERT🚨 World War III ☣️ is CUMMING! 💦💦 Daddy 💪🏻 Putin & his troops 🪖🎖PENETRATED🍆💦 Ukraine 😩😩 at the eastern B-WHORE-der 😂 in an act of 🤪SEXUAL AGGRESSION😈😈 The UniTIT 🇺🇳nations ☮️ has impHOEsed ✅eCUMnomic 💰sanctions to CHOKE 😵😵Putin & make him 🇷🇺🪆PULL OUT🕳🕳early! 🪖🪖 A MILFitary draft 🎫🎫 could mean 😱 the loss 😭 of all HUNG 👅 🇺🇸daddies🥺🥺….so get down ⬇️ on those 🧎🏽‍♀️knees🧎🏽‍♀️and SaLUTe🖖 dat dick 🌽🌽til your man 😩SHOOTS😩 his 💦WHITE RUSSIAN💦 all over you‼️ Send this to 🔟 Soviet 🇷🇺Sucking 👅😝😝SLUTS to get 🗼Eiffel 🗼Towered 🤸🏼‍♀️ by PUTIN 👴🏻AND DADDY JOE👨🏻‍🦳 for 6️⃣9️⃣ more years😂😂😂😂

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